No, my name is *not* Elisabeth, I'm not even a girl. I am fully male and I have all the parts to prove it. Yes Elly does stand for Elisabeth but that doesn't mean that's my name. Yes I have a belly and yes I like jelly, and I eat jelly to make my belly happy, but I will never reveal the true meaning of my name... sorry... ... ... OH!! and *NO* I will not post any stories. I'm way to shy about my work and I could never build up the courage to post one x_x. Which isn't much of a loss seeing I'm not that good anyway. Don't bug me too much about it either, you might actually change my mind and no one wants that!