Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

After Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, aspiring healer and researcher, becomes Prof. Morwena Morgana’s protégé. However, her meddling mentor has some other lessons in mind, and with help from a little red book, Hermione may just end up 'Married to a Malfoy

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

Spoilers for OotP. HDr WIP. AU from now one, thanks to HPB, though I've finally got around to reading the book so feel free to discuss all you want. Not many chapters to go!

A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM

A HP spinoff of the movie w the same name. Hermione is working on another wedding. What she didn't plan on was doing it in 15 days and it being DRACO'S wedding! What happens when the planner and the groom find themselves falling for each other?

COMPLETE! THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED! When Dumbledore tries to unite his students, Hermione and Draco are forced to become closer than they ever thought possible. With a war brewing and tragedies all around them, can they make their relationship survive?

Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!

“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!

With the war over and without the adventures of the Golden Trio, Hogwarts has become incredibly boring. This leaves Hermione and Draco to make their own fun. Will childish pranks turn into something more? GREAT FOR A LAUGH!

Based loosely on The Snow Queen. Ch06: “This is the woman you LOVE? Merlin, I wonder how you treat the women you hate.” Hermione said. "You should know."

DISCONTINUEDPoor Malfoy is starting a new year. What's so dreadful you might ask? Well, his sister's one of his teachers for starters! As well as other turmoils that are involved at Hogwarts!R&R please!Some Humor!My first HP fic EVER so please be nice.DM

Hermione finally gives in and lets her friends give her a makeover which brings out the inner her...but what happens after a day at the beach?...please review...will b r lata...