![]() Author has written 1 story for Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. hi...I have a secret...I'm awkward. Anyway here is a little bit about me This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Repost this if you truly believe in God. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Favorite Movies: Transfomers 3,2, and 1, Battle of the year, Predators, Pacific rim, Madagascar movies, Me in black movies, After Earth, Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs 1 and 2, and many, many, many more... music: Katy Perry, Akon, Lady gaga, M.J., Imagine Dragons, Dubstep, China Anne McClain, Charice, Usher, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Willow Smith, and etc. t.v. shows: Transfomers Prime. TMNT. Jake long: American Dragon. The Proud Family. That's So Raven. Cory In The House. The Cosby Show. Lilo and Stitch. Kim Possible. Even Stevens. So Random. Zeke and Luther. Shake It Up. Phineas and Ferb. Pair of Kings. Fish Hooks. CatDog. Good Luck Charlie. Good Burger. Hey Arnold. My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic. AwesomenessTV. And etc. Fun_Fact_Time_ I HATE bullying! It's wrong and cruel. Think about this the next time you make a joke about someone 1. The 15-teen year old girl everyone calls a slut with a newborn child, she was raped. 2. The man everyone calls a ugly emo with scars on his face, he fought for our country and almost died. 3. The boy that's always tripped and made fun of in the hallway, he gets abused enough at home...back off. IF YOUR AGAINST BULLYING TRULY, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE. 99% OF YOU GUYS WON'T , BUT I DID, WILL YOU?
-Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. -Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. -The cops never find it as funny as you do. -God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. -So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone. -Education is important, school however, is another matter. -Don't look at me in that tone! -I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? -I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. -Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. -Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! -I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. -I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse -Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't -A fail so epic, it's almost a win. -I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? -A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked. -What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. -Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. -Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac? -I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. -Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. -If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. -Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more -If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! -When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. -Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. -I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. -I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. -If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. -Anger is one letter short of danger. -One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. -95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, Hipster Fury, 97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
I am the Girl... I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, Sunmist, Mnnkey C, Leo WaZ HeRe, WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! 1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Allll the time.) 2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Welp. Not specifics, but general stuff.) 3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. 5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (*drools*) 7. Dreams transformer pairings. 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Guilty.) 10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. 11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. (You have no fraggin' idea...) 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (*shuffles feet* Yeah...) 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her family. (I have it on my iPod for maximum blaring!) 15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. 16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. 17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother. (All the time.) 18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Mine!) 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (And writes.) 20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (How can you not?) 22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. 23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. 24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly. 25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer. (I have named every car we own along with all my electronic devices. XD) saw, AkatsukiLover01, Supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, Hipster Fury, I will usually be found on my computer at home updating chapters, vs. doing homework like i should be doing right now! oh well. -3- If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says," If you deny me, i will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Geez...You’re asking for me to pick just one!? Umm...I’d have to say... Jazz. :p 2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? I.K.D. first tell him how awesome he is, then ask him if he wants to be my guardian and then we'd hang out. 3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU? Do something totally out of the blue maybe. 4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO? Any, except heavy metal. I hate heavy metal! Blah! -3- 5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC? Yes, her name is Leo! And Lucky Stripes, the mentally challenged autobot! :) 6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Leo: Jam to some music and dance. 7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Still Jazz. Duh 8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Making out with Lucky! (What's wrong with me?) 9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON? SoundWave! And the DREADS!!! All the others suck. :p 10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Trying to chase down Lucky with a bad case of Robotic.Sickness.Syndrom. 11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER? Ultimate Rock.Paper.Scissors. BATTLE!!! 12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Ultra Magnus. He is so uptight, i don't even think optimus can stand him! Blah. :( 13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Airachnid. She is so UGH!!! And ugly! 14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE? Well...That escalated very quickly, umm, let me see. Jazz, and i guess maybe i don't know...1 or 2. 15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING? I.D.K. Ironhide and his chick. Thats what everyone says nowadays. So aha! -3- 16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT? Is that even a question? YES!!!!!!! What part of fangirl don't you understand!?!?!?! 17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Some type of jeep i guess. Or mustang. Maybe even a viper. 18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT? My oc Lucky Stripes! Yes, she is a femme bot. 19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN? Autobots clearly! Are you deaf?! Have you heard even one of my answers?! My favorite quote of the day... 1.You think this is a story fool, well then 'The End' motha fucka! 2. You think this is a game idiot? Well then 'Game Over' motha fucka! 3.Your insults are so old when they come out your mouth they turn black and white! |
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