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"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

I found this on another account, and I found it awesome!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Never lose three people:

Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn

They are the most sincere and true lover.

Never leave three people:

Virgo, Libra, and Scorpio

They can keep secrets, friendship, and they can see your tears.

Never reject three people:

Leo, Gemini, and Aquarius

They are true, loyal and honest friends.

I am a Cancer so I will love you till the end.

A girl died in 1933. A man burried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted,"Toma sota balcu." As he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.