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Hello to all ye who purposely and accidently pressed thy button, transfering thee to thy humble profile. Plain, old, boring, uninteresting, tiring facts about us although some are a bit... stirring (quote from HP4 the movie): Note: The content below (namely our basic intros) may seem a bit...how should we put it...hateful? Keep in mind we both like each other, we're just egoistic. xD Person #1. I'm that kid you see running around, with a fanclub trailing after her, snapping photos as they chase after this girl. Yes, this person could be none other than THE GREAT SARAH...oh...right! You and your feeble mind could not bare to witness the absolute splendor of my surname! (And like, if you did, and you like, totally googled me, you'd like, totally know like, everything about me!) So, anywho, I write...eh...how should we put this? The Quality fics outta me and Curtis down there (Who, by the why, stayed up until 5:30 in the morning on his computer, so don't beleive any of the half-witted lies that come out of his mouth) who tends to write the...crap. BUT FUNNY CRAP!! DING DING DING! I am good at chess (ahh, understatements) and have won eleven trophies and awards to date. I also pwn in basketball, teatherball, any written assignment (I'm ambidextrous, whad'ya expect?), typing, and spelling bees (I'm in the Scipps right now...) Person #2. I'm basically the most talented kid on this planet, hands down. My name is Curtis. I am not addicted to this stuff, like person 1 over there, so I do not spend endless hours crouched over my keyboard, typing until my parents pull out the knife. Obviously, as you can see, Person 1 cannot spell "Artemis Fowl" correctly, so I will just have to kill her. Also, I, unlike Person 1, am willing to reveal my general location. I live in Southern California (which, obviously is teh pwnage). I absolutely luuuuuuuuuuuurve basketball, and all sports in general (with the exception of Curling, of course. If you even call that a sport, that is). BTW, Sarah says she pwns in basketball? Well, woo hoo! I'll usually write the comedic crap, and Person 1 will write the serious stuff (which is usually better than mine). (Note from person #1: Damn straight!) Fics we'll, eh, generally read: Harry Potter (teh duhness) Artimas Fowl (mwehehe...Arty and Minnie! -falls of chair in laughter-) Pendragon (whee, Pendragon!) Bartimaeus Trilogy (c'mon, how can you not love a 5,000 year old djinni with a sarcastic sense of humor? HOW?) The Giver (awesome book...READ OR DIE mwehehe...) Alex Rider (Oooh...wheeee) Ship Time! -does an otter imitation- Harry&Ginny-absolutely perfect together. Hermione&Ron- Oppisates, attract, people Tonks&Lupin-a bit funny, a bit sad... Lily&James- Like, the only real canon ship. They got married and had , kid for Pete's sake! Bobby&Loor- Oh, de luv iz so pure! (Seriously, people, this is a hopeless ship, but it's a bit fun to read) Bobby&Courtney- They go nicely... Courtney&Spader- it'd be sorta funny if they started going out... Kitty&Nathanial- I can't see them going with anyone else... Bartimaeus&Ptolemy- A bit of a sad ship... Ptolemy&Kitty- the most unlikey ship in the history of Barty fics, but why not? Artimas&Minerva- Cute togethe'... (I have nothing for The Giver, cuz romance doesn't seem right for that book) Favorite Quotes: "I don't think I'd be able to starve to death. I'd get pretty hungry!" "It's what I do with most girls." "All we want to do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable! No one's gonna eat your eyes!" -random song "An apple a day keeps the docter away...if you have good aim..." Girl: "You're on the computer all the time, get a life! "But we know who we are! We're Gred and Forge!"" "LOOK!! THERE'S A MUSHROOM GROWING ON THE BENCH!!!!!" "Brillianteth." "People who get run over by cars are stupid. Why don't they just move out of the way?" Me: Mom! The spelling bee is TOMORROW! You havta keep going over the words! "Haha!" -waving around broken rubber band- "A dry noodle!!" "...And now it seems I'm covered in blood...Oh God, why is this a three minute cooking show?!?!?" Me: ...I don't talk to myself... Adieu...for now~ |
