A fateful bump to a certain Saiyan's head never occurs, denying a story its hero. Without Goku, the humans must face the never-ending array of evil threatening the Earth with nothing more than their wits and will. Their actions to protect their planet will ultimately fulfill old legends, create new ones, and change the universe forever... (Starts in DB, now in DBZ!) Major AU.

The title says it all. Bulma's new, vegeta and 18 are notorious gang members, krillin is spineless, Chichi yells, and Goku is still an idiot. Piccolo can only take so much of his students. T for Vegeta's language! Mostly B/V K/18 CC/G