Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crap.

About Me

I'm a just an 19-year-old nerd studying for his computer science major. Why is my username 2percent, you ask? I first used it when I was playing SSBB, and it stuck. Why, you ask? I dunno. It had nothing to do with the milk.

Favorite Games: Super Smash Bros. series, World of Warcraft, Team Fortress 2, just about everything by Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Diablo III

Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer

Favorite Manga: One Piece, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Naruto

Dislikes: The 90% of Sturgeon's Law, trolls, those I perceive as idiots, homework, seafood, and mushrooms

Complete

Dusk and Dawn– Nightmare Moon has won. The world has been engulfed in eternal night. But her reign is far from perfect. Equestria is divided by civil war as the Dawn Militia struggles against Nightmare Moon's armies. Yet, the greatest danger to the resistance itself may not be the dreaded Mare on the Moon, but her lieutenant, Eclipse – formerly known as Twilight Sparkle.
Holy shizzballs with cheese, they gave this fic a TV Tropes page! I can die happy!

In Progress

You might as well check out my FiMFiction page if you're really interested.

Dusk and Dawn: Harmony

Abandoned

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Joutei!– PMD:Joutei is a story about a buizel who finds himself in a strange world and with no memories about himself, except one. He soon meets a recruiting guild, Joutei, which, as an explorer guild, works by sending members to complete jobs concerning these so-called mystery dungeons that no one else can. With nothing better to do, he hops on board, but quickly finds conflict not only within these mystery dungeons, but with outlaws, his own guild, and himself.
Maybe someday... Maybe.

Funny Quotes

"This little boy has saved me! Perhaps he is not as Jewish as I thought!"

"Now we're at the museum!"
"I know."
"Do you think they'll have DDR in there too?"
"Tea, this is Japan. Of course they will!"

"Tooorrmeeent!"

"I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, then I dueled him into submission! So would you get over here and call an ambulance? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself."
"Wait, who is thi-?"

"Have you heard about the new kid? They say he's the sexiest thing since sex!"
"Nah, sex isn't that sexy."
"Joey, what's sex?"
"Well Tristan, when a man and a woman love each other very much..."
"Joey, no! We mustn't let Tristan breed!"
"Nyeeh! Thanks Tea, that was a close one!"

"I still don't know what time it is!"

"I activate Dark Sanctuary. Now the duel will take place in a twisted and horrifying environment where only the bravest souls dare to venture."
"An anime convention?"
"Close, but no cigar. Here, the spirits of the damned roam freely and every second is like living in a wide-awake nightmare!"
"Still sounds like an anime convention."
"Look, we're in hell, okay!? Did the giant bloody eyeballs not tip you off?"
"I thought those were cosplayers... Really good cosplayers."
"No such thing, I'm afraid."

"Quiet, you fool! Do you want the aliens to probe your anus!?"
"...Maybe."

"What a digital dummy!"

"Come over here Kaiba, and prepare to witness something incredible."
"Okay, but it's going to be tough to beat that giant rock."
"What you're about to see will change your life forever."
"Oh my God, another giant rock!"

"What's that, Dark Magician Girl? You wanna make out? Well I- Ack!! ...How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough."

"And if Johnny Steps wins, Tea has to go on a date with him! I mean me."
"Trust me Johnny, you don't want that. She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!"

"Okay, Tristan, now you can break his neck!"
"Ggck!"
"...Yeah, I can break necks with my mind!"

"Oh no! It's the other Bakura! The one we don't like!"
"You're going to have to be way more specific, Tea."

"It allows me to steal your catch phrase... in America!"
"Hey, only I'm allowed to say 'in America'! It loses all meaning when you say it!"
"Nyeeehh? What's that? I couldn't hear you! I was too busy being an American!"
"You're not American! You're not even wearing a flag on your head!"
"You're right! I must've left it back home! ...In America!"
"Looks like Bandit Keith has snapped!"

"Ahaha, Ahahaha-! Oh hey, look, a bird! Isn't it just the cutest little guy? I- I mean NO! In my new world, all little birds shall be enslaved, especially this one! And he shall be named Mr. Tweetums, for it is very evil! Ahahahahaha! Now begone, Mr. Tweetums, I am trying to stalk my nemesis."

"Sorry, I was busy predicting the future."
"Then why didn't you predict that you would be late!?"
"Because shut up."

"By the way, did you figure out what was wrong with Mokuba?"
"Yes, it seems as though he is going through a form of Japanese puberty."
"Oh no! You don't mean-!"
"Yes. He thinks he's a pokémon."
"Mokuba! Speak to me!"
"Bulbasaur!"

-Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series. In no real order. That series is hilarious beyond words.

"Heh heh, moo."

"I don't like people with capes."
"Why?"
*sniff* "My uncle Benny was killed in a freak cape accident!"

"Heart Explosion Jutsu!"
"So you're going to blow up my heart?"
"Nope! I'm going to rip out your soul!"
"What? But that doesn't make any sense!"
"It doesn't have to! Now give me your soul!"

-Naruto the Abridged Series

"Dibs on rainbow."

"I ain't treading on thin ice!"
"What!?"
"Shibuya ain't cold enough for ice, stupid!"
"... ... ...um."

"Oh, don't act so childish."
"You think I'm actin'?"
"...No, I can see it comes naturally to you."
"Heh, damn straight!"
"...Uh, dude? She's making fun of you."

-The World Ends With You

"Rudy? Oh, I was thinking it'd be something terrifying, like... Sheldon, or Tim." –Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

"Then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'" –My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

"Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying "Got rocks in your head?" to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful." –Terry Pratchett

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. "
–Douglas Adams

"'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
–Mark Twain

And now, for some Serious Quotes

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert A. Heinlein

"Yo, forget this 'partner' crap. You ain't my partner anymore man. You're my friend!"

"Only by letting strangers in can we find new ways to be ourselves."

"Oh, would you cut the crap? Who ARE you?"
"Huh?"
"You're you. You're not Eri. You'll never be Eri. You'll only ever be you."
"But she's so much better–"
"Forget her! You need to live your own life. If she can do it, so can you. All that matters is that you try."
"...Neku–"
"You're lucky you're jealous. It gives you something to shoot for. So... shoot."

"But Neku- I thought you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world."

-The World Ends with You

"This is the way things are. You can't change nature."
"Change is nature, Dad. The part we can influence. And it starts when we decide."
"Where are you going?"
"Forward. With hope." -Ratatoullie

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." –Charles M. Schulz

And some of my own.

I sensed a disturbance in the force, but I ignored it. MythBusters was on.

Life is like... something that can't be constrained by silly metaphors.