SpifffyKon
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Joined 08-01-06, id: 1105301, Profile Updated: 10-11-08

You visited my account...I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT SECRET TT.TT MY SECRET ACCOUNT IS NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!

Well, anyways, welcome to my account, first lets go over the name, age, ect. :P (You will be seeing a lot of perentheses in my account)

(I shall put the important stuff here!) 09/19/06 Oh...my...gawd. I GOT MY LAPTOP TO CHARGE! You know the thing where you put you charger in? Well, that thing was a little messed up so I had to put the charger in a certain position to charge. I finally got the energy to get up and get lots of tape(at night) and tape it on the laptop..

09/19/06 YAY! I got the part of Sacajawea in my and another class' school play about Lewis and Clark..Only three were chosen out of eight in our class. Now to wait for the other class and to get my script... :) (in my 2nd grade play I was a rock. We had garbage bag costumes. XD)

08/31/06 OMG MY POWER WENT TO 0 FOR MY LAPTOP! I have to use the computer in the basement..TT.TT

08/18/06 YAY! I FOUND THE CHARGER FOR MY NINTENDO DS! IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS!

08/18/06 OMG I JUST SAW A BIRD GO ON MY ROOF!

...cough, Ahem...LET THE PROFILE BEGIN!

I'm making a contest for anyone. But I'm doing it for the horrible, horrible torture. Go to the front page and click on your favorite catagory of fanfics. Read all the stories on it for at least one chapter...PRIZE: COOKIES! COOOOOOOOOOOKIES!

Name: star star star star star star star star star ( I have a long name o.o I will be known as SpifffyKon or Spifffy . )

Age:star star I wish to remain this secret (OMG My age has letters! AND SPACES! OMGWTFLOLMAOROFLZOMFGJDH8T7T7BGUrt&t&rfIUBBQ!1111eleven)

Gender: Female (the 'fe' version of a male o.0)

Location, location, location: Uhh...Space, Milkey Way, Earth, North America, United States, A... ... ... , A ... ... ... ...I think that's enough..(H3LO ALEINS!1!1! WTF LOL)

Ethinicity: Filipino (YAY!)

Eye Color: Brown (It looks black though :P)

Hair Color: Black (Guess what's darker then black?...I don't know -.-)

Now some facts about...

MICKEY MOUSE! (Didn't see that coming did ya?)

(Scroll down ._.)

JUST KIDDING! (now to facts about...ME!)

Umm...(CRAP! I don't know what to type!) Wait...-thinks-...got it

Uhhh...I'm...my IQ is above average for my age, I like Japanese stuff...and...I like pie but in real life I hate pie (I'm sorry for breaking your feelings pie, but you were too sweet!) ummmmm...ano...

Favorite quotes...

"The world is an amazing place sometimes.."- U-zu-ma-ki NARUTO RENDAN!..wait..forget the rendan part..

"Weird means different. Different can mean unique. We're all unique. Therefore, we are all weird. YAY!" -Me...

"HAMSAMMICHES!"-ecoliandahchihuahua(she's a wonderful...and...random user here in this fanfiction website..:) )

Likes and Dislikes! (Wooooooooo!)

Likes

-Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Azumanga Daioh, FLCL

-Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Azumaga Daioh, FLCL, Yotsuba&!

-Food: Ramen, rice, fish, chicken, dinuguan, fruit, lettace, celery, carrots, ranch, ect.

-Music: Umm...usually about 1/4 of what's on TRL..o.0 . And lots of Japanese songs from Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Naruto and Azumanga Daioh

-Televison: Channel 27, 38, 39, 46, 54, 56, 109, 116, 120

-Animals:...I guess most of them.

-Perentheses

Dislikes

-Spiders -insert shiver here-

-Stickers when the other parts of it is sticking out and the stuff on it when it's removed

-Diseases

-School sometimes

-Waiting sometimes

OMG I MADE IT THROUGH THE LIKES AND DISLIKES WITHOUT PERENTHESES! (It's...wow...I'm so happy..-runs with tears of happiness-)

NARUTO STUFF! (yay! Naruto!)

My favorite to not favorite characters (I'M GONNA LIST EACH AND EVERYONE! THINK I WILL? FIND OUT) ._.

1. Hinata (Spifffy: She's just looks so cute when she pokes her index fingers then blush. Hinata: I don't always do that..! Spifffy: Look! There's Naruto! Hinata: Naruto-kun is here? -blush and pokes fingers together- Spifffy: Awww..)

2. Sakura (Spifffy: She's kickass in part two! Sakura: Thanks! Inner Sakura: YOSH! I'VE BEEN EXPECTIING SOMEONE TO SAY THAT! Spifffy: AHH! I NEVER SEEN INNER SAKURA SINCE...NEVER! WELCOME BACK! Inner Sakura: -sweatdrop-)

3. Naruto (Spifffy: Well the show is Naruto, and he is the only one with those awsome whiskers. Naruto: YEA! That show is about me! And I beat that Sasuke-teme from getting to number 3! Sasuke: Hn..)

4. Lee (Lee: Yosh! I did it Gai-sensei! I made it to the top 4! Gai: I'm so proud..-Lee and Gai's eyes cry...they hug..sunset..wave...sparkly thingies...rock...- Spifffy: TURN OFF THE COMPUTER GRAPHICS!)

5. Shikamaru (Spifffy: Meh, he's smarter then me. And lazier. Hmm...if it's raining do you still go outside to look at the clouds? Shikamaru: Ehh, mendokuse. Spifffy: -sweatdrop-)

6. Kakashi (Spifffy: If I put you in number 6, can I find out what's behind your mask? Kakashi: ...-reads book- Spifffy: ...CHIDORI ROCKS! Naruto: HEY! Kakashi: ? You wanted me to take off my mask? Spifffy: YES! PLEASE, UNDER ALL YOUR MASKS! -Kakashi takes of masks- Spifffy: O.O)

7. Gaara (Spifffy: Just because you think he's a monster doesn't mean you have to treat him like one!-watery eyes- Gaara: You're the first person that's not like Naruto to be nice to me. Spifffy: I FEEL YOUR PAIN!)

8. Kiba (Spifffy: He looks better without the hood. Akamaru: Arf! Kiba: You forgot to say something about Akamaru. Spifffy: I WANT A DOG LIKE AKAMARU! Kiba: Much better, but you can't have him. Spifffy: Nooooo! TT.TT)

9. Shino (Spifffy: He's cool. And cooler without his glasses. And he has an afro... Shino: ... Spifffy: And his name rhymes with Ino. And he's quiet. And he has bugs...)

10. Temari (Spifffy: It's a big fan. Way to big. In fact, SUPAH BIG! Temari: -hits Spifffy's head with fan- Spifffy: Oww! TT.TT And painful. )

11.Kurenai (Spifffy: Don't you ever brush you hair, like with a kunai..Kurenai: That would just cut your hair. Spifffy: Well, kunai reminds me of Kurenai..)

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13.Gai (Spifffy: ...he's just so funny almost everytime when you see him..Gai: Of course I am! -smiles and the sparkle is heard/seen-)

14. Chouji (Spifffy: He's cool when he makes the sounds in the one jutsu where he turns big..he also like potato chips. Chouji: -crunch sounds-

15.Sasuke (Spifffy: All you do is try to get revenge, what will you do after you kill Itachi? Sasuke: Restore my clan. Spifffy: But you need a girl for that. Sasuke: Hn..)

16. Ino (Spifffy: She's waaay to obssesive when she likes something. Whatever happened to the kind Ino? Ino: Yatta! Sasuke-kun is ranked right before me! Spifffy: -.-)

17.Kankuro (Spifffy: I don't know anything about you...Kankuro: Damn..)

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ZOMFGZ! ITZ TEH BLANK NOW! I WILL UPDATE THIS LATAR AND TINK OF A STORAY TO TYPE!

Well, Good Luck, and Good Night! (or good morning/evening)
(yes..I know I suck at humor, I am waiting for the brick to come through my window..)

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My Life as Haruno Sakura by TFK-fan118 reviews
Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transferred into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY! Revision complete. Narrative now in 3rd person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,780 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H., OC - Complete
My Life as Hyuga Hinata by TFK-fan118 reviews
I guess my life will return to normal now that I'm out of the hospital! But what were my parents talking about? Wait a minute! I'm back in Naruto's world! Not AGAIN! Why can't I have MY OWN BODY? Sequel to My Life as Haruno Sakura. Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,929 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hinata H., OC - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Enter: The Naruto World by 9tail-Naruto reviews
Just a normal boring day at school, then my friends and I get transported to Konoha! What kind of chaos can three teenage girls get into in a ninja village? Yeah I know not an original plot but is better on the inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006
Inside the Writer's Studio by moodiful819 reviews
revamped Have you ever wondered what happened if some of the Naruto characters were pulled into living in a studio with an author with magic powers? Well, I'm the crazy author and this is my story. My only Sasusaku Lemon to date. SxS TxN NxH KakaOCKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,183 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Look out Konoha, here they come by WanderingFlame reviews
Three insane girls somehow get teleported to the Naruto world. What havoc shall they cause?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
Going on a trip! Rookie 9 together again! by Wind Scythe reviews
What happens when Tsunade sends team Kakashi, Gai,Asuma,Kurenai and the sand siblings..in short, a trip? What's the point? Is THERE a point? And will this create new bonds? Will it strengthen these new developed bonds or tear it apart? some are rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,438 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
Naruto humor stories by Tearfeather reviews
pack full of funny naruto stories, like Lee makes a bad letter to Sakura, trys to write a song for her that is bad, scifi Naruto gone wrong and more!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Online Killer by female ninja reviews
Murders start to take place in the village of Konoha, Who is doing this and what do they want? rated for gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Tales of Interest by longhairedjuice reviews
What happens when an invention is introduced in Konoha that appeared in Futurama? Well, just read it. NrauHina SasuSaku ShikaIno and NejiTen. T for safety. OOC in the substories. RANDOMNESS MAY HURT OR CORRUPT YOUR BRAIN! WINNER WILL GET TO WRITE FINAL CH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,078 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Naruto World? WTF by Rin Uchiha reviews
Four mysterious girls appear in the naruto world. Who are they and why does akatsuki want them? GaaraOC NejiOC LeeOC ?OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
Unexpected by staronmybelly reviews
A new student joins Naruto's class, and she's not quite what you'd expect. CHAPTER 10 REVISED! [NarutoX?][SakuraX?][SasukeX?][OCX?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Letter by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete