"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

They met on one of Natsu's solo jobs. Perhaps it would be too cliché to say their lives were changed forever, but it was true. Because if anyone had the power to change the course of destiny, it would be this Dragon Slayer and the immortal dark wizard he can't seem to let go. NatsuxZeref

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.

Kagome finds herself in possession of Tom Riddle's diary. Tom tries to figure out how to return to power with a language barrier in the way but maybe just being around Kagome has its perks

Part 1 of "The Last Archangel" series. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.

Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123

Bonnie is finally settling into life as the bridge between the living and the dead. That is until Kol Mikaelson shows up and refuses to leave until she does him a favor: give a message to his family in New Orleans. Of course, that is just the beginning. Set in Season 5 with shades of AU, crossover with The Originals. No set pairing at the moment.

For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.

AU Hoping to survive his prophecy, Seth Hunter accepts the tutelage of Walt Forger, a demigod trainer in hiding. While juggling espionage missions, old enemies, and his estrangement with Artemis, Seth Hunter rediscovers his identity and must make a choice that decides the outcome of the war as well as his future... Sequel to When the Moon Gleams. PJATO belongs to Rick Riordan.

They were called to help Amegakure vanquish ronin. As part of the mission, Naruto and Sakura infiltrate the "ninja school" and are forced to room together, providing situations both would rather avoid. Even as many people become suspects for progressive murders, Naruto and Sakura grow closer and closer before the rogue group of ninja move in to attack. Not AU/M for future chapters.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted. Yaoi.

In the arena, where everyone is an enemy and a single wrong move might get you killed, a reliable companion is a rare and wondrous thing. How could I have known that Cato, of all people, would be that wondrous thing? He's a monster. But then, maybe, so am I. Kato/Catoniss. Slight AU in later chapters and goes totally off canon! IN-PROGRESS 12/7.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation

My name is f12g94r Matthews, and my mom is Jeanine Matthews. Everyone else just calls me F, but Mom doesn't like that. She gave me a bar code name so that she could track me wherever I went, so calling me "F" is improper and illogical. In the end, people always feel sorry for me, but I don't know why. I really love my mom.

I died young, and it wasn't a peaceful death. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but I'd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation. Self-Insert OC into canon character. Eventual Shikamaru/Sasuke.

It is said that the legendary dojutsu, the Rinnegan, only appears before times of great change. Wielders are sent from the heavens to either calm the world's disorder or reduce everything to ashes. It is named for Samsara, the cycle of reincarnation, which makes Mirai Senju's entire situation just that little bit more ironic…OC-insert. Pairing: Undecided.

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

After the war, Sasuke discovers an interesting detour in his lineage. It would seem that his association with snakes didn't come from Orochimaru entirely after all. Honestly, he was sick and tired of seeing his relatives waging wars, so he decided to put a stop to it. The only problem was - it was not his place to stop the 'Dark Lord' - but rather his new classmate's.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Part 9 of "The Last Archangel" series. Five times someone realized Tony Stark was not what he seemed, and one time someone knew all along.

Anybody related to Voldemort must be inherently evil... right? Harry Potter thinks so. Nobody good could come from Voldemort. When Dumbledore announces that Voldemort has a grandson named Percy Jackson, Harry's already labeled Percy as EVIL and put him on his enemy list. But Percy Jackson is not whats expected by a long shot and he's not going to take any prejudices lying down...

6x08 AU. Kai doesn't stab Bonnie. He offers her something, and she takes it. How will Damon react when the two return home? Bamonkai.

AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]

Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.

When Sasuke Uchiha decided he wanted to make friends on the internet, he never knew how attached he would truly get to a very interesting individual named Rammy. NaruSasu

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.

After Ayato is saved from being killed at the hands of Shinohara by Kaneki, it was only a matter of time before the lines of their professional relationship became blurred. With his heart faltering and defences crumbling, Ayato tries to understand what it means to be cared by someone and be in love with them in return.

Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)

Don't you know? You were always mine and mine alone. Dark NaruSaku. Possessive Naruto.

Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.

"He relished in it. In the way Kaneki Ken dominated him."

When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.

In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn't like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. Slash.

"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC. HIATUS

Dark!Naruto, but later Evil!Naruto. After training under the Battousai ever since he was four, Naruto is forced to come back to Konoha after the Battousai's death. Unlike his sensei though, Naruto will become strong using his hatred. Naruto/FemHaku

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]

AU. His contribution to the rebellion was supposed to secrets and slander. Haymitch decided taking on a wife would be more appropriate. She wanted to forget the Games ever happened. Then she's told of a fiance who'll never allow her to do so. And he isn't Peeta and she isn't Annie, and surely that means everything. Just maybe not quite in the way they'd thought.

Itachi is in love with... his younger brother. And does not intend to tell him. But faced with a menacing threat, how much longer can Itachi protect his secret, and his little brother? ItaSasu, one-sided GaaSasu, other side pairings, A/U

He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.

A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.

During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED

A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina

"T-those... EARS!" Kagome flushed at the sight of the Titan's pointed ears, "I want to touch them so badly!" In which Eren shows Kagome his Titan form. Levi is not happy nor amused, IY/AoT one-shot, also related to Priesterin maybe

In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.

Saitama/Genos 'Genos just might lose it if this is some big joke.'

The heat must have fried Kagome's brain when she agreed to babysit Uchiha Itachi's little brother. She just simply can't handle a jealous five year old *and* a notorious playboy. IY/Naruto. OOCness. [COMPLETED]

In which Ichigo and Rukia are bros, and no one gets it.

"That's a terrible idea." Even to his own ears, his protest doesn't sound very convincing. Blair merely raises an eyebrow. "You keep saying that, but frankly, with your track record, I don't see why anyone should ever listen to your opinion about relationships." (Dan/Blair/Chuck, future fic)

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

There are two things Uchiha Madara wants in life: Hashirama and hate sex. HashiMada, modern AU. Oneshot.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Hokage is just out of Naruto's reach, and to take that last step he must... marry Gaara? And since when does the ability to make babies-human or not-make you a girl? Naruto doesn't quite understand this, but he does know Gaara looks sexy in a dress. mpreg

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.

Part 2; excerpt from "The Last Archangel". In which Gabriel has forgotten it's almost Christmas, Jarvis has trouble with facial expressions, and Butterfingers is particularly fond of pink.

Harry never gets a chance to cast his patronus that night when the dementors come to Little Whinging. A dead man does it for him. Regulus Black has spent almost sixteen years hunting Horcruxes, but now he's ready to face the Light—as well as his brother, and the friend he left behind. Implications of SS/RB. COMPLETE.

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.

Kakashi watches as his student grow to be more physically comfortable with one another. He finds it kinda ridiculous.

Much to Naruto's dismay, Sasuke invites himself to a night of drunken debauchery with Naruto and his college friends…only to realize it was a horrible idea because, well, he wants Naruto all for himself.

Him. The drooling, blubbering, never-sleeping, perpetually-crying...utterly adorable...creature, sucking his toe and staring up at them with those huge crimson eyes of his. SasuKarin.

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto

"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.

This, this was not her fault. No matter how much this egotistical bastard thought this had been elaborately planned on purpose, it wasn't. This was a serious case of an unfortunate event that had spun horribly out of control. MikasaxLevi WOO!

Lucy just wants to break the wall that was built between her and her brother. EdLu. Movie version. No flames.

A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.

Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

The high point of Erwin's day during his stint in the Military Police was receiving rude letters from Levi after each time he failed to capture him. Falling in love was probably an inappropriate response.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Octavian has a crush, and Rachel just doesn't know how to handle attention from boys. Octavian/Rachel, but it's p. much one-sided. OneShot. For Shirley.

An exploration of the crushes in Leo Valdez's life. Yeah, there's been quite a few.

In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.

"Alrighty, brave and loyal compatriots of the Shinsengumi. Our problem? One irritable Okita-taichou. Our objective? Getting Kagura-sama to become his girlfriend. Likely outcome? We're so screwed." [Okita x Kagura]

"People do crazy things, when they're in love." - When Anzu gets rejected by her crush and best friend, Atem, she decides its time to take drastic measures to get his attention. Even if that means asking Bakura, Atem's arch rival and polar opposite, to the school dance. Vexshipping Bakura x Anzu

A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

The measure of true strength is how you pick yourself up after you fall; and most expectations don't turn out quite the way you expected them to be. When she wished she would live, being reincarnated in a chaotic Shinobi world was not what she had in mind. Especially as an Uchiha. Some things change...others...do not. (SI/OC, Self Insert, AU) DISCONTINUED

In which the Yeagers run a café, Levi becomes a frequent customer, Eren is exasperated, and Mikasa misunderstands. — AU, Levi/Mikasa

Rin is not jealous of the water Haruka loves so much. Nope. Not at all. (Not.) RinxHaruka drabble.

Kaname can't get Zero out of his head, but he doesn't understand why. No matter how much of Zero he claims, he still craves for more. Is this love? And if it is, then will Zero feel it, too? KanamexZero

Grimmjow plays teacher. Aizen continues to regret resurrecting Kagome. Ulquiorra is slated for babysitting duty.

Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.

And as he turns up in her car 2 AM at night asking for forgiveness, Bonnie understands she's doomed.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3

What would you do if you were on your death bed after achieving all of your goals but instead of dying you wake up in the past? If you are Uzumaki Naruto and Sakura, then shaking the very foundations of the ninja world seem like a thing of the past.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

When Sasuke and Shikamaru get into a fight, their punishment leads to a few over due confessions.

Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.

They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

(Sequel to We'll Be Fine) Is it normal for a son to wish for his parent's unhappiness and total destruction of their marriage? Yeah, didn't think so. Maybe that's partly the reason why I'm here, bent over my English teacher's desk, my ass ready for a good screw. After all, I want to hurt him where it's deep.

Rebekah reminds him of Blair, and that should be reason enough to stay away. Prompt ficlet. Gossip Girl/TVD crossover, Dan/Rebekah.

When Jason was ten years old, he met a really weird kid on a fire escape who asked him to marry him. He said he'd think about it. Jay/Tim

She couldn't understand his cruelty, his coldness, his hurtful words. And she couldn't even get close to him to understand it. EdmundLucy. Dark Edmund.

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-

Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.

The first time Lucy tries to satisfy her curiosity and get rid of her pent up frustration, she is caught by her older brother. And it doesn't end well. EdmundLucy.

Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'

"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic

Thing is that even though I'm higher than a friggin' airplane it doesn't change the fact that I'm getting screwed by my dad while my mom is sleeping across the hall and Sasuke is hiding in my closet.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.

No one knew that sweet mild-mannered Neville Longbottom could be so assertive.

Dying a little on the inside. Naruto supposed it was his own fault for letting his twin con him into swapping places with her for a week. Who knew he'd be the center of attention to three bastards he'd written off long ago. Who knew it'd be fun? SxN (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)

Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

Inuyasha's father does the worst possible thing any parent ever could to their child; he enrolls him in an online dating website. AU. SesshInu.

This is the story of how the Hawthorne family puts Johanna back together again. Or maybe it's the other way around. Post MJ.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

Bonnie trades herself to Klaus in exchange for Stefan's freedom. Klonnie - Bonnie/Klaus

It was not ironic that Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata alone had survive. What was ironic was that Naruto seemed intent on correcting the wrongs even if it meant throwing them back into the past for the bitter task of saving the world. AU

Sequel to Hold Me Now, It's My Turn. Zero realises there is one final thing he hasn't given Kaname yet and decides it will be the perfect Valentine gift. A Valentine's Day one shot. KxZ. ZxK. COMPLETE.

A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.

"It's a love letter. From someone unknown. Do you really not see a problem with this?" — Sasuke, Tenten.

For years Kaname had watched and waited, hungry for the love Yuuki had and growing lonelier and sadder with each passing year. But now that she was gone... "Hold me now, Zero," he whispered. "It's my turn." Yaoi. ZxK KxZ. COMPLETE.

Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.

How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.

Lee has been seeing a friend that he shouldn't have, but he can't help it. He really likes his friend and is willing to go against the village for him. SasuLee. Cover by KakaIru.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic

They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.

Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.

Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.

After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.

Inuyasha plays a prank on his older brother Sesshoumaru - by purchasing him a mail order bride! Except something seems a little off about this one… Drabble series. COMPLETE!

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku

It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?

That night at Chouji's New Year's Party. AU. NarutoSasuke.

"We've been careful…" Tim felt like what he was saying sounded more like an excuse. /TimxDamian. Smut. Oneshot. Sequel to "Adequate".

Sakura was frequently bullied by others due to her forehead in her Academy days. But is her her forehead that ultimately leads her to true happiness in her life?

"It is only advantageous that I take you on as my spouse," concluded Damian. /Smidgen of DickxDamian. Some lulz.

"Woman, you are trying my patience." Even at fifteen years old, Damian is still insistent, impatient, and clueless in asking girls out. Somewhat of a future fic. Damian/Stephanie

"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era

KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.

Set a few months after the manga chapter 342. Some days getting into bed is the hardest thing you have to do. ShikamaruHinata. Oneshot that grew. He wanted nothing more then to lie down and take a nap...But it was his turn to pick up the groceries

Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.

Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an assassin in a baby carriage- wait. What? Kagura is going into labor and Edo braces itself for the end of the world as we know it… \\OkiKagu/ One-shot

Naruto's method of dealing with his dark half goes a little differently, but in the future he's forced to undo it. One-shot.

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

Sasuke's got a werewolf for a next door neighbor, a brother who loves to annoy him, and a snake like demon that wants his body. It's just a normal day at the garage. The fact that a certain werewolf thinks Sasuke is his mate...even better. AU. NaruSasu (hiatus, please see profile)

Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Shikamaru isn't the cuddling type. /NaruShika, sort of fluff./

How Blair and Dan become a couple, and are the last to realise it.

If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.

/post-war/ Toph notices that Fire Lord Zuko's heart quickens whenever Team Avatar come to visit, and she's determined to find out for whom.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. He wonders about his sanity in general and his newest creation's need to be overly dramatic... Kagome/Aizen... If you squint. Crackfic!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.

The man in question stiffened before turning around and fisting his hand in Naruto's shirt. "Don't you ask me about my day when a man publicly groped you. He touched you Naruto."

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

Iruka is sick and tired of Naruto and Minato's constant arguments in his class. He didn't know why the two brothers were like that, but if you asked Genma, it seemed to be more like a lover's quarrel rather than brotherly differences.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

The day is unbearably hot and all Rock wants to do is read his book in peace. Unfortunately Revy doesn't know when to leave well enough alone. When Rock finally snaps, will she be prepared for what he has planned for her? LEMON

Ichigo isn't having much luck finding a decent guy since his admission to being gay. Renji introduces him to a dating website, and after a few disastrous dates, he's ready to give it up. Insert Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. AU, yaoi.

Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi

Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.

"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.

INUxHP "Tom, I have a request to ask of you...Make a vow." He seemed almost insulted at that, then replied, "But I'm a generous man Kagome, I’ll oblige if you grant me a favour in return."

They all thought it would be Rose...

17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.

It takes a camping trip and a punch in the face for Sasuke to realise how he actually feels about Naruto. SasuNaru, lemon, slight NejiKiba hints

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.

Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.

Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.

The first date involves mallets and helmets. Also grenades. And rocket launchers. Okita/Kagura

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.

There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

When Kagome's heart is broken, and her world comes crashing down around her, she finds solace in the arms of another man… and revenge has never tasted sweeter. Nar/Kag oneshot *formerly titled Saccharine Retribution*

SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.

At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU

All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned

20-year-old Sasuke and Sai are two Leaf shinobi who hate each other. Their friends wish they would at least try to get along. But what Naruto and company don’t know is that these two are actually rivals of the greatest kind…especially in bed. Sasu/Sai

Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Naruto’s certainly not an idiot, but sometimes the symbolism and multiple layers of certain things goes over his head. This includes certain silver-haired jounin, cross-dressing, jewelry, festivals, and flowers. Partial fem!Naru. KakaNaru. Oneshot.

It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.

Domination is a matter of acceptance, and Chuck Bass is always in charge... Unless he's on his knees, following orders like a whore. Sub!Chuck, Slash, Nate/Chuck, Kinks, Heavy M rating.

Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru

Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten

Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

Oneshot, complete. Suzaku/Lelouch. It has been more than a decade, and at long last, Suzaku is free of the mask. His heart, however, will never be free of his King. Post-R2 25, spoiler warning.

Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

Suzaku found Lelouch staring into the mirror, one hand caressing his left eye absent-mindedly as if trying to look for the trace of Geass that was no longer there.

/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/

Ever wanted to know your favorite person's blood type? Well now you can with this guide! You can also find out what the blood type means and personality that fits with it! I read this on a web site & didn't want to short hand. Link 2 sites at end of story

Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.

BakuraxAnzu. Locked in a marriage with the Pharaoh, Anzu will do anything to escape. When the Thief Bakura is imprisoned, Anzu escapes with him to a new life with a man that is said to be heartless. One shot.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Renji wonders if Ichigo's sword compensates for anatomical deficiencies elsewhere, and poor Byakuya gets caught up in it all.

When Naruto's father and Sasuke's brother find romance, the two will stop at nothing to end it...even if it means falling for each other in the process. SasuNaruSasu MinaIta AU

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one

After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

A young Tenten teaches the thirteen year old Uchiha Itachi a lesson in kunai throwing.

Neji is sick and tired of Lee's obsession with Gai. He doesn't like it when Lee praises Gai. He doesn't like it when Lee talks to Gai. He hates it when Lee hugs Gai. Therefor Neji's going to show Lee, whom he really belongs to. Oneshot. Neji x Lee

A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.

Much to her surprise, it was a dripping wet Uchiha who looked anything but pleased. Luckily for Konoha's heart throb, there weren't any fangirls to coo over how hot he looked soaking wet or "pat" him dry. SasuTen.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Anzu had always hated Marik. He taunted her, he pissed her off, and was friends with Bakura. It was unexpected, though, when he was the one to help her in her difficult life. One shot

Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.

The real way Ichigo keeps his Hollow under control. IchiHichi oneshot

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Shino hates Kiba's pack status mentality, his attempts at dominance, so when Kiba kisses him, Shino kisses back. ShinoKiba or KibaShino, completed oneshot.

Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll

Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Kakashi learns something new about Sasuke the hard way: the Uchiha is like a cat, and push the cat back far enough into a corner, and it'll lash out. In some ways more embarrassing than others. REVIEWER REQUEST ONESHOT SasuKaka. Yes. In THAT order. Enjoy!

Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.

Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]

Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... [SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU]

One night, Sasuke opens the door to find an interesting little surprise on his doorstep. The next thing he knows, he's found himself a new roommate. Unfortunately, no one did explain Kakashi's special new circumstance. [KakashixSasuke]

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

A party is thrown in Naruto's honor as Konoha's newly appointed Rokudaime. His most important person comes to congratulate him personally. [SasuNaru, oneshot, sprinkling of lime]

Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]

I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru

Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

In Kagome's time, Inuyasha learns that he is Kagome's 'boyfriend'...not that he's entirely sure what that means...InuXKag

*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.

SLASH, implied noncon. Anakin&ObiWan. Vignette concerning the aftermath of Anakin's possessiveness.

After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.

In which Sasuke dances around the issue of his feelings as Sakura and Naruto watch on in perplexity. SasuNaru, cowritten fic, fluffy

Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.

Yaoi oneshot. “Sasuke, when I said to look underneath the underneath, this isn't quite what I had in mind.” [KakaSasu]

sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...

It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity

Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)

One-shot. Will Miroku survive a short walk with a very drunk, very happy, very talky Sango? MirSan.

Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side