Sirius just needed to nut up and tell Remus, because if he didn't, he might go insane and die. Or, less dramatically, and more likely, mope about his flat eating chips and scowling for the foreseeable future.

Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU

Who says ancient magic should be feared? When Headmaster Snape finds himself thinking about Hermione Granger, he needs to know why. Will his feelings become set in stone, and what is going on at the Ministry? A story of love, hurt and healing; old and new relationships; new friends and allies; old and new enemies. A story that will make you laugh, cry and tear your hair out. EWE AU

Sequel to Obsessions. It's been just over a year since the events of that fateful summer after the war, and despite everything that happened, Harry and Draco find themselves unable to ignore the connection between them. However, when Draco makes a drastic decision in order to rectify a wrong, both of their lives are hurtled back into chaos and the strength of their bond is tested.

Needing a new place to live quick smart, Remus finds himself looking through a rough little flat with a monthly rent to match. It isn't at all what he's used to. Then again, neither is the landlord. Modern Muggle!AU, WolfStar, SLASH. Rated M for language and adult content.

Draco Malfoy is a Potions Master, psychiatrist, accomplished Occlumens and Legillimens running a successful private mental and magical health business. Harry Potter is the hero of the wizarding world and Head Auror. When Harry is recommended to a place that can help him with his sleeping disorder, he's in for a surprise. Post-war era. HP/DM. (Co-written.)

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

The Marauders are in their sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. In addition to studying for the NEWTs, performing prefect duties and dealing with monthly transformations, Remus Lupin must traverse the evolving landscape of young adulthood and the unexpected feelings of love and lust awakened by his best friend. MoonyxPadfoot pairing with (eventual) intimacy.

"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening in horror. SLASH

Potter is panting moist puffs of air into his face and grinding what is now a full-on erection against Draco's own, glaring at Draco with the same mixture of confusion-exasperation-helpless-raging want that Draco feels for the git, day after day, coursing through his bloodstream, making him feel at once like he's flying and drowning.

He thought about the way Harry looked at him, smiled at him; about the way Draco's head was nearly always full of him, all day every day, and about the way Draco sometimes deliberately went to bed still smelling of him, refusing to acknowledge what it meant – because he already fucking knew what it meant. What all of it meant. (Written as part of Draco's birthday celebrations!)

Hermione has promised to keep Severus out of Azkaban, but the Ministry seems determined to imprison him. In order to keep him out they must marry in six months, and stay married for fifteen years. Will she be able to go through with it, and can a marriage based on deceiving the Ministry ever turn into something more? HG/SS, EWE

Snape is engulfed by his own personal Darkness following the final battle. How can Hermione help the wizard who believes he has nothing to live for? This is a little dark, a little ugly, a little sexy, a little romantic and a lot M, for several reasons. Definitely one for adults only. *NOW COMPLETE*

He had absolutely no idea what was about to happen. Maybe Malfoy would kick him in the face. Maybe he'd scream loud enough that the whole school would rush in and see him lying there between Malfoy's legs with his cock rock hard. Or maybe he and Malfoy would have sex.

Miss Granger, I have something which belongs to you. If you wish to claim it, my home address is 49 Spinner's End, Swinton. 8.30p.m on Tuesday would suit me best. Severus Snape

*Daily Updates* Slash Harry/Draco. They say you shouldn't touch what isn't yours... Too bad no one told Harry that. A simple mistake that Harry made in his first year at Hogwarts is coming back to bite him in the arse. The war is over but the threat to his life is just beginning.

Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all. Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest. Co-written with Starrysummernights.

When Harry agrees to be sold on a bachelor auction, he doesn't expect Malfoy to buy him. When Severus finally gets his new DADA professor, he doesn't expect a series of charity events to come along as well. And neither of them expects their new friendship with a certain Italian gentleman to cause such a havoc in their lives. Yet it does.

Harry & Draco return to Hogwarts for their Eight Year, and Harry just can't seem to control himself around the blonde.. MatureSexualContent.. in later chapters anyway. Slashy goodness! Also, gratuitous use of curse words.. umm, the non-magical variety:

Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*

Hermione Granger's life is forever changed one night by an innocuous spell and a timely Professor. KindaPureblood!Hermione and Not Quite a Marriage Law. I just could't get my tropes right. Either way, the resident Know-It-All and the Bat of the Dungeon collide in this AU, SS/HG story about what happens when you're related to the Dark Lord. Cover art by Freya Ishtar.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts to take her NEWTS & ingratiate herself into Severus Snape's life- whether he likes it or not. When things start to get steamy, he pulls away, but Hermione is determined that they could make it work. Thinking she will lose interest, he suggests a compromise... He's about to learn that Hermione won't let him go that easily. Rating up for language & smut.

John is totally in love with someone he has only ever met four times.

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his eighth and final year, he is no longer sure of anything—what he wants, where he's headed, why smiling is now so difficult. All he knows for certain is that he no longer wants to be with Ginny. And why can't he stop dreaming about grey eyes?

"This person is so much harder to hate. And I'm supposed to hate Malfoy. How the fuck else am I supposed to limit this to just sex?"

Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.

Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? [HP/DM]

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.

Severus was happy that he survived the war, he really was. Mostly because that meant no more life and death situations, no more looking over his shoulder and waiting for the other shoe to drop, no more Harry Potter. Of course that was before Potter invited himself for tea... Severus Snape/Harry Potter-pairing, that means SLASH.

Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP

Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.

Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.

Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. RL/SB. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius's seventh year.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.

As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE

Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.

HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP