Author's Trade: Writing stories out of boredom or ones that give him a drive to write about a ship he just wants to see sail in his own writing.

Author's Class: Not as classy as Ron Burgundy.

Author's Hobbies: Part of the Sony master race and might be a idiot, also is a dude in his spare time. Makes fan-art in MSPaint, cause I keeps it real! (Half the time.)

Author's Favorite Stuff: Liking bad movies, example Dungeons and Dragons. Likes Will Ferrell and loves to quote how, the late, great Colonel Sanders said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Author's Dislike: Hates how Halo rips off Chicken Run. Dislikes people that ignore this sites harassment policy.

Disclaimer The art used for cover art and profile picture is not owned by me and all credit for said art belongs to their respected creators. I just like their art and will say I am a big fan of it and wish the best of luck to what trials come to them in their life. Though really I feel that the cover art on a fan-fiction site would be the same as me putting on a funny picture for my desktop background. Though the site does feel like it wants to instill a air of professionalism that you can admire. Back on track I am not the only one who does this crap as I have seen a lot of other user do the same thing time and again. Like look at the Steven Universe side of the site those pics are straight up ripped from the cartoon show so unless a executive from Cartoon Network wrote down all those stories or gave the okay in person I doubt anyone here will care that the art is used. Though I wrote up this disclaimer since others will not take my observations as a excuse.

Stories Canceled: Too Much Time In Our Hands, Highblooded Roots

Next Work: Shaking off the rust.

Obituary for the dearly Canceled: Highblooded Roots was going to be my first attempt at a big adventure story of the troll Gamzee if he wasn't messed up in the head by almost every mind influencing antagonist in Homestuck. Taking off across Alternia when their wasn't a world ending game to deal with. He was going to be a lot more open about his thoughts and act upon them to solve whatever his problem was. Ultimately I would have shipped him and Tavros in the red quadrant and Vriska in the black one. While he would have a bunch of misadventures with the other cast. Then he would meet up with goat dad but they would get into a fight, leaving him confused at how he should live in this world. Of course he would find his ninja way among his friends cause believe it! Then the story would be hit by his final bump in the road being the Grand Highblood reappearing on the planet since no one knows how or when he died in canon. Gamzee would be older and stronger at this point but would still get beaten down by their first exchange. Nearly even dying the first round but was saved by Vriska who didn't want to loose a surprisingly competent rival. The Highblood would then kill some of his friends as he be can to start up a Dark Carnival all over the planet to whip the younger trolls into warriors for the Condense. Time would pass and we would see a more adult Gamzee follow his remaining friends into the heart of this madness. Where before the final blow was struck by himself the Grand Highblood would say his job is done. He would later ignore what his ancestor said and went out to have a party with his friends.

Too Much Time In Our Hands, is a result of sleep deprivation gone wild.