A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Collection of Dramione-centric drabbles (100-500 words). Various timelines. Contains fluff, humour, angst and romance. Rated T to be safe.

What happens when 4 Pureblooded boys enter Hogwarts for the first time at the age of 17 as Vampire Warriors? Sco/Rose love hate and full of explicit words and sex scenes!

It's Cath's sophomore year and things aren't nearly as easy as she pictured them. She has tougher classes and more work, and she's trying to balance time with her boyfriend with embedding herself into a new fandom. There's even more trouble with her mother and a fanboy making a move on her. Her professors don't understand her fanfiction. Will she ever survive college or this year?

Cather is hollered up in her room and only one person can get her to open the door. one-shot.

This is a what if story in Levi's perspective on what would happen to him if Cath and Nick started dating. (All characters belong to the amazingly awesome Rainbow Rowell)

This short story is about Cath and Levi splitting ways for the summer. Note: this is my very first fic so I'm sorry is there are errors. Enjoy.

hopefully this is going to be the first of many x this one is when Levi meets cath, how he feels and how he reacts. This is from his point of view, so you can read his emotions and thoughts. hope you enjoy, -AshJade33

/ Scorpius asks Rose for help getting rid of an annoying girl and they agree on pretending to be in a relationship. And if something else happens, that's just a bonus / "You know Scarlett James? Well she's been stalking me, and asking me out nonstop. She was driving me completely mad-so I told her I was seeing someone" "You're not seeing anyone" "I know. I lied" / FLUFF / Scorose /

Scorpius Malfoy is ready to settle in for a night of storm watching from his bedroom window when he is informed that someone has arrived at his home. And the person in question is the last person he would expect.

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have hated each other since their first year at Hogwarts. But this year, weird things have happened. Scorpius has started flirting with Rose, they are both Head Boy and Head Girl, which means they have to share a common room, and Rose makes a deal with Scorpius that could change her life. Let the Flirting War begin!

Scorpius Malfoy fell for her, and he fell hard. Rose Weasley returned his feelings with equal passion. They won't let history affect their present. A series of drabbles, all leading to the same future.

Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.

When he said all those things … I don't know, I just panicked! / And started singing Abba. [RoseScorpius, oneshot]

Every year before school starts, Rose and Scorpius run into each other somewhere in Diagon Alley, and they end up kind of maybe sort of being a little bit like friends...or sort of kind of like maybe a little more.

Rose and Scorpius are forced into hiding a few years after Hogwarts. Let's just say...Rose isn't very happy to be isolated with nobody but Scorpius Malfoy. He broke her heart in school, after all.

Scorpius really hates (really, really hates) losing at Quidditch, especially to the Gryffindor team. But, maybe, it's not so bad when Rose Weasley attends their celebrations?

Rose was studious to a fault but even she was not impervious to the distraction that was Scorpius Malfoy. How was she expected to get anything done when he was her Potion's partner and he looked at her that way? Next-gen. One-shot.

With Rose so invested in the on-going contest to out-do Scorpius Malfoy, she becomes naive when he suddenly changes his tune towards her. "He must be plotting something," Rose said through gritted teeth. "He's always his most dangerous when he's nice to me."

Rose Weasley left Hogwarts for Beauxbatons, but for her sixth year she's returned, much to Scorpius' annoyance. Then they start to get on really well... Everything would be brilliant, if only he wasn't such a man-whore. ScoRose fic for tiiinam.

Scorpius Malfoy has landed himself in St. Mungo's because he was tired of being alive; Rose Weasley is recovering in the bed next to his from a Quidditch injury. Surprisingly, they come to find out that they're more alike than they ever thought possible.

Rose knows the Slytherin boys are dangerous but she has no idea of the horrors they have in store for her. Surprisingly it is the cruelest of the lot who has made it his personal goal to rescue her as many times as she needs saving from the Dark. DARK!story. Dark Scorpius. Rated M for a reason! Full warnings inside.

The Next Generation is submitted to a marriage law with a twist. Unbeknownst to the muggle-borns and half-bloods, the purebloods get to choose who they marry. Why did Scorpius choose Rose and will she ever forgive him for doing so?

"See I don't think anybody should be telling me to settle down," Rose said. Her voice had a steely quality to it. "Especially because of something they read in the Prophet." Reeling off the back of twin scandals Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy come up with a plan. Unfortunately the thing about plans, especially if you're a member of the Weasley clan, is that they rarely work out.

After some teasing by her friends about potential children, Rose's life gets somewhat messy. And she doesn't handle messy well. {A short, fluffy Scorose fic}

Rose gets into a fight with Ron because he thinks she isn't ready to be in a relationship. In a spur of the moment desire for revenge, she does the one thing she knows will bother him the most: she kisses Scorpius Malfoy.

When Scorpius is being a jerk, Rose retaliates. But what happens when she's had enough of his actions? ONESHOT.

In the days before Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione and Fred get the chance to spend some quality time to get to know each other better

"Rose Weasley did many stupid things. Scorpius Malfoy was the latest." Scorose oneshot.

Rose and Scorpius at a dance. One-shot. 2nd person, be gentle with me because I'm a little rusty! R&R please

Hermione Granger and Fred Weasley try and figure out new and old feelings.

What if the Golden Trio took too long to hunt down the horcruxes? What if Voldemort got a strong hold in the Wizard World and his ideals began to spread? What if owning mudbloods became the new trend? - AU Dramione.

"Harry stared down at the piece of string attached to a safety pin in his hand. It was in that moment that he felt something in him break. He was too young, of course, to realise that it was his heart."

Rose Weasley, the typical head-girl. Scorpius Malfoy, the typical Play boy and Headboy, Albus Potter, the loving cousin. But here's the twist, Rose is not loved, she is not perfect. Lily Luna hates her, Dominique and Roxanne ignore her and Hugo is embarrassed by her. But Scorpius Malfoy loves her, more than she can know. (Forgive me, I suck at summaries :P)

"Nah, this is all hypothetical, remember?" Scorpius said and smirked at her. "A Malfoy ask a Weasley out on a date? Are you insane?"

Rose leaves her fiance and ends up at her former best friend's flat. A few run-ins in the kitchen. Oneshot, R&R?

Scorpius Malfoy is the most gorgeous boy Rose Weasley has ever met, but he's off-limits. Her father said so, as does Hogwarts tradition. But come seventh year, they're Heads and forced to spend time together, and Rose learns that maybe her attraction isn't all one-sided.

When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.

Rose has the most perfect boyfriend, but still thinks about her imperfect ex. The annual Potter barbecue causes some unresolved problems to pop up for her. *Based loosely on 'The Way I Loved You'*ONE-SHOT

I, Rose Nymohadora Weasley, shall help you distinguish whether he likes you or not. Muhaha. I just made your life easier, didn't I?

I looked out the window and murmured quietly, "Nothing," I faltered, not sure what to say next. "I just- I just think I made a mistake. That's all."

Little by little, I walked away from him. After all, it meant nothing.

We can't help fighting all the time, for we are Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, two natural enemies. There's no other way for us, for when fire and ice try to embrace, they just end up destroying each other. Don't they?

First,make an incredibly stupid bet with Alice that you know you will regret.Then,refuse to admit defeat even though you know its highly unlikely that you will manage to catch the attention of Hogwarts' most eligible bachelors,especially Scorpius Malfoy.

"THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T WANT A PIECE OF YOU MALFOY!" "I beg to disagree." Then I remembered back to fourth year when I saw him shirtless for the first time and wanted to jump on him, annoyingly, he may have a point there.

He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.

The Head Boy and Girl are set an ambitious task by their headmistress - organize a holiday event to bring together the seventh year students and promote friendships and solidarity. It might be doable - if Rose can find a way to work with Scorpius.

Rose/Scorpius oneshot. brief snapshots through the years. R&R, yes?

In which Scorpius finds himself at a muggle pub on Christmas Eve, hating everything from the cheesy carols, to his now ex-girlfriend. Scorpius/Rose, oneshot.

Scorpius is only tracking down Rose's secret admirer out of friendly concern, not because he's jealous-and would you SHUT UP ALBUS POTTER!

He's flirting again. Obviously and blatantly in front of her face. Rose decides there's only one thing to do; do something about it. Oneshot. Rose/Scorpius.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

"I think we should have picked a more...neutral place." "What's wrong with the Burrow?" How will the Malfoys and the Weasleys react when Scorpius and Rose plan a surprise dinner party to break the news that they are getting married?

Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.

What if you were in love... And suddenly, you had to leave? And the last thing you ever hear from them is "I hate you Mudblood!" What if secretly, you were Veela mates? HxD

ScoRose OneShot - "I am not going to kiss you, Scorpius, because I am almost certain that you are just pulling my leg." Just one of my many ideas about how they could have gotten together.

James Potter II's legendary kitchen party was on last night, and now Rose has awoken in a strange bed in a strange dormitory, with absolutely no recollection of how she got there. Perhaps Scorpius Malfoy can fill her in? Rose/Scorpius

"So it's agreed, then? When the time comes, we run for our lives?" "Pretty much." "…right." Scorpius/Rose oneshot

As Rose Weasley begins her exciting seventh year at Hogwarts, she has a secret that she's not ready to tell anyone about. But it might not just be up to her...

"Why are you marrying him Rose?" - "Because you never asked!" OneShot - Full Summary inside

Four Things Rose Weasley Was Afraid Of and One Fear She Overcame. A sequel to Four Things Scorpius Malfoy Was Afraid Of and One Fear He Overcame.

One Shot: Once, a girl called Rose Weasley and a boy called Scorpius Malfoy went to Hogwarts. This is their story. The rest was history. Scorpius/Rose

Four Things Scorpius Malfoy Was Afraid Of and One Fear He Overcame

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have been best friends since their first ride on the Hogwarts Express. So why now is everyone insisting there is something more there when neither one are willing to open their eyes and see what really is there? One-Shot

Sometimes reassurances are needed, thrived upon. Sometimes the reassurances are the only thing to keep us from breaking.

A very very cliché Rose/Scorpius fic. Rose and Scorp get into an argument that inevitably leads to snogging. One-shot.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

During a three word guessing game, Scorpius uses his three to tell Rose why no boy wants her. Rose attempts to change the three things about herself, but perhaps her inability to get a boyfriend is not to do with her afterall. Oneshot.

Rose Weasley believed she was alone. She was not acting like the old Rose everyone knew. When her family couldn't seem to save her from herself, who could? One-shot, rather melodramatic, happy ending. SM/RW

Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.

Scorpius Malfoy looks almost the exact same as his father, so the world can't help but be a little surprised when, well, he keeps surprising them. One-shot

He could be a nice guy, really. Rose/Scorpius

No boy ever wants to snog Rose more than once. So, clearly, she's a terrible kisser. Scorpius proves otherwise. One-shot.

Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.

After his war crime trials, Draco is sentenced to constant monitoring and 12 months of community service. When the Judge calls, he waives the service, if Draco goes to a career placement university. Guess where Hermione works? CPU. eventually Draco-veela

Scorpius's POV - Scorpius pushed it too far teasing the lovely Rose Weasley the girl of his dreams . Now he has to work to woo her and help her understand he is just an immature git that needs to show her he loves her and hopefully she does too awwwww

Oneshot: ScorpiusxRose: Will they ever fall in love, although their families hate each other? Takes place during their sixth year at Hogwarts.

Rose only became his partner in Potions because he was as smart as she was. She had no idea that she would have to turn into him for an entire HOUR. But, after he did nothing but annoy her, she decided to use it to her advantage. Rose/Scorpius Oneshot

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley find themselves together on a hilarious and romantic ride on the Knight Bus. Written for the Rose Vs. Lily Challenge.

He gets picked on by her cousin. She stands up for him. A friendship blooms. Years 1-7 all in one.

It's Christmas time at the Burrow. Scorpius shows up uninvited and harmed. Will Ron and Harry be able to understand why? Will they be willing to help their enemies child? How will they react to knowing Rose and Scorpius are dating? ONE-SHOT

She was always running, he was always chasing. She left the room each time they talked. She had an epiphany and changed. Would he be waiting? RW/SM

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

"You know," he finally spoke after a few minutes of silence passed by, "you were such a tease tonight." She blinked. What had he just said?

Rose asks Scorpius how he feels about her in order to find out if they are ready for the next step in their relationship. His answers surprise her and he takes some time to explain. Rose/Scorpius Fluff

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

Three New Years Eves spent in the Malfoy's drawing room changes everything for Rose and Scorpius.

One day, Rose receives some notes. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT

Here are 10 rules about Rose Weasley that I, Scorpius Malfoy have come up with. Follow the rules at all costs. AN: Hey everyone in fanfiction land, you should READ THIS and REVIEW THIS. I liked writing this I hope you like reading it.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ That was the beginning of their unspoken agreement- in the morning, they weren’t rivals. They didn’t have to hate each other. They didn’t mean anything to each other.

He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

He and his newest victim were kissing, very enthusiastically, I might add, but the bored look on his face and the way his eyes were piercing into mine said something much different than his actions... Rose/Scorpius oneshot

Scorpius repeatedly rescues Rose. What will she say about the outdated 'damsel in distress' idea? Really bad summary but please read and let me know what you think.

But it wasn’t a date because he hadn’t actually asked and she wouldn’t have accepted even if he had. A RoseScorpius romance...of sorts.

A few weeks in the south of France, maybe a nice summer fling is all that was expected but things don't always turn out as planned. Written for the lj smrw ficafest.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy were an unlikely pair. Best friends separated after Hogwarts to pursue their dreams, and reunited once again five years later. As Scorpious would say, "It's all part of the plan." Rose/Scorpius. Fluffy! Read and Review! :

Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other...don't they? Now appointed Head Boy and Girl, that means they'll be spending a lot of time together. Will they be able to stand each other for their last year of Hogwarts?

Scorpius Malfoy is in serious trouble. When he can't turn to his family or his friends for help, he ends up on Rose Weasley's doorstep.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

Rose gets distracted by a certain blond Slytherin who insists on getting her attention... and on her nerves "If I didn't know any better I'd say he was Adonis..."

Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.

PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P

Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows