This is just my starting profile.

Age: Your age.

Where I live: Where you live.

I usually experiment with people's reactions to fics or write parodies. If you read this and you're probably wondering if I'm one of those n00bs who write dumb fics, then I'm not. If you flamed me for a story I have written, haha you fell for it.

If you are reading my profile, I am officially pissed off. Why the hell are people saying bad things about America? I am an American and no, it does not suck to live here. Actually if you n00bs actually have LIVED in America, then you'd know what it feels like. So all of you dumbass racists n00bs STFU! Doesn't that make YOU racists? Now, you people who are like this are saying, Omg omg omg (insert here) is liks a way better contry than the US cause the US suxxors1111. Okay. WTF! Have you actually lived in America? America is one of the best countries in the world. And it's like you're saying the people in America are stupid. No we are not. But YOU are showing off YOUR COUNTRY'S extreme stupidity when you make these comments. And if you want to be racist, fine, go somewhere where people spit on you for being a dumbass baby loser racist.

Reasons why America rocks:

1. We're not owned by a king/queen/ruler.

2. We have laws and amendments that protect our rights.

3. We're not as much racists as other countries.

4. We speak proper English.

5. We have the best music artists.

6. We spell correctly in English.

7. We win wars.

8. We help other countries.

9. America is the promise land.

10. We don't care where the hell you are from so shut up.