A great puff of golden smoke suddenly appears in front of you. From it emerges a rather short 14-year old girl with short brown hair and black glasses. She has a red shirt on that says Nentendo Rehabiliation on it and she is wearing baggy camo pants with a chain attached on her right hip. On her left wrist is a black leather watch, and on her oppisite wrist is a black wrist band with a Liger on it. Her shoes are skater shoes, and she is obviously punk, if not goth.

"Hello." she says. "Welcome to my domain... what can I do for you?" You blink in suprise.

"Well... first off can you tell me your name?" You ask uncertainly.

"I shall tell you my name only if you are worthy enough." Was her reply. "Those of you who are worthy, know who I am... all else must call me The Golden Book of Elvish Words... or Elf for short if you really must." You glance around.

"Well... I was wondering, Elf, if you had any fan fics?" Was your second question. Elf shrugged.

"Yes. Alot at the most, and 15 at the least. Eventually I shall get them all uploaded and compleated on fanfiction and then you may enjoy them. For now I have only four, my newest ones to be exact with you." You smile slightly, nodding.

"Right then." you say. "Might you tell me a bit about yourself so that I know when I come back a bit more about you and what you might be writing about in later fanfictions?" Elf nodded.

"Certainly." she says, adjusting the small ring on her left thumb. It was the only piece of jewlry on her other than the buffalo tooth necklace around her neck. "My favorite color is green, and my most hated color is pink. There shall not be preps in my storys, for their color is pink." She stopped, shuddering at the thought before continuing. "I love anime. Some of my favorites are Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, and Yu-Gi-Oh!. Be warned, I do not write ANY Yu-Gi-Oh GX fics. Yu-Gi-Oh GX is one of the most retarted animes ever. I also, just recently got into an anime called Angelic Layer. I love to read. Manga mostly. I read Full Metal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Gin Tama, and Zombie Powder Mangas. I also read regular books. Among my favorites are The Cleric Quintet by R.A.Salvatore, The Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan, and the Artemis Fowl Series, which is where my name has been spawned. The first Artemis Fowl book is golden, with fairy words. I, on the other hand, live the elf life so I slightly altered it. Anyways. I play alot of games. I have an Xbox, Gme Boy Advance SP, and even the ol' Nentendo 64. My favorite games are Halo, Any and all Pokemon games, Castlevania Series Games, Jade Empire, and Mario Party. I also love Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II, although I dont own those. Lets see. If its important my favorite food is Buffalo Burger. Oh! Bands. Favorite bands are Green Day, Staind, AC/DC, Ozzy, HIM, and Nickelback." You nodd again.

"Thank you." you say. "I'll check back for your fanfics later then! Goodbye, Elf." You say, continuing down the forest path. You can feel Elf's eyes on you as you leave, and once you reach a tree, slightly bent, you look back. Elf was gone. All that remained was the bit of golden smoke wafting up into the air and dissapearing...