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 Truthfully, I'm not much of a writer (wish I were) however, I'm more of a reader... If I could, I would CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS. I PULL HEAVY DRAGS FROM THE BRUMES OF INSPIRATION WITH ENCHANTED BELLOWS MARAUDED FROM A GUILD OF CHURLISH MYTHICAL DWARVES. VAST BULBOUS RIDDLESPIDERS PUSH THE SILKEN STRANDS OF PURE WHIMSY THROUGH HIDEOUS ABDOMINAL SPINNERETS AND IT IS THAT WITH WHICH I WEAVE THIS AUDACIOUS COCOON OF EXQUISITE LIES. AND WHEN IT HATCHES A GREAT MOTH OF TITILLATION WILL AWAKEN AND ROAR AND BEAT ITS WINGS, AND THE POWDER SETTLING DOWN WILL ARREST THE HUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS TERRIBLE OLD BEGGAR, RELAXING THE VULTUROUS LEATHERY VICEGRIP HE'S FIXED AROUND YOUR CAPTIVE MIND.Yes, all to satisfy you craving... It would be rather nice to be called "King" or "Master" and to those who just had some VERY unpleasant thoughts, bastards get your mind out of the gutter. Well, pretty much one day everyone will be calling me that... I'm plotting something along the lines of World Domination... If you're to stubborn to recognize your future, you may call me "Anon" Age: Wikipedia says that I'm between 250,000 and 2.24 million years old, but who can trust that site? Gender: Somehow I've been classified as an "unknown gender"... N-no comment aru... Race: First of all, I hate running. I'll never enter a race! Some people say I'm Chinese, Japanese, or Filipino...take your pick. (BTW, inside joke...) Height: Tall? I'm taller than most people, but that's gotten too far into my head... People are growing to fast and I can't keep up anymore... I'm beginning to be short... Stupid Asian stereotype! Eye Color: A very dull shade of rainbows... Hair Color: I just "learnt" that no one has natural black colored hair... I freaked out... So, I want my hair to be black! Once again, it's a mundane pigment of rainbows... Favorite Food: I'm a quite picky on what I eat. Multiple times I've been titled as "weird" due to my odd habit of not eating meat(unbelievable, i know, tastes gross) In general, I like food that tastes good. (To those who are my "shuujin" and wish to know about their master's preferences) Particularly Asian food, Italian, some American and English (hard to believe, I know). Sigh. I wish I can change my pen name, I made my current one in 4th grade so it's not as awesome as what I'm thinking of right now. When I grow up, I'll be a player and do the WHOLE(!!!!) FACE Family!!!! Yup, it's marked. Quote: The mail is sacred, and sacred is the trust between the Post Man and the recipients of his precious parcels. You have made a solemn pledge to deliver this letter to the doctor, just as soon as you determine where this address is, or find any sort of discernible mailing address in this wasteland, for that matter. The mail is freedom. The mail is life. The mail is the very fabric of civilization!The mail is the one final hope for resurrecting a dead planet from its ashes, and the letter carriers are the brave soldiers of God in this righteous crusade. They are the defenders of the light of knowledge, free communication, and the exchange of ideas. They are the bold toters of all those little papery conduits of freedom, the white postmarked angels that whisper a message on their deliverance, a promise to the yearning: "There is hope yet."
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Unconventional Love by Deikus-Is-Hellbound reviews
Arthur doesn't believe in love, but when Alfred keeps popping back into his life at the most unorthodox times, he begins to wonder if fate is trying to tell him something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,045 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 6/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Cursed: Beloved by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Arthur, running away from a dark past, enters a new school in hopes of escaping his daemon. He doesn't want any friends. But Arthur soon finds himself seeking and receiving the friendship he craves along with a lover. But his daemon isn't done with him. And it wants Arthur all to itself even if it has to remove everyone else. Multiple pairings. WIP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,673 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 10/23/2012 - England/Britain, America, Norway, Romania
The Scowling Queen by avalonroses reviews
The Queen of Spades was an unmoving, untouchable work of art with skin made of glass and a heart of frost. No one could love a Queen. Especially not the infamous Scowling Queen. But Sir Alfred Jones wishes to make Arthur Kirkland smile, the only trouble is, no man except the King is permitted to go near this Queen. Cardverse!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [America, England/Britain]
Of Kings and Queens by ApplesauceLady reviews
Cardverse/Chessverse AU. King Alfred never got along with his Queen. After a fight, Arthur flees the Castle and is captured by a new royal from across the sea. When Alfred finally gets Arthur back, he finds that their relationship takes a huge turn. The American desperately tries to fix their relationship but how can the King trust his Queen when the other won't stop lying to him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,366 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - England/Britain, America
A New Life by jagaimo-chan reviews
Starting at the age of thirteen, Arthur has been taking suppressants hiding his Omega Nature, his mind dead set on a career. Twelve years later he has to stop taking the pills and everything he has worked for suddenly crumbles to dust. That is, until becoming Alfred's secretary turns his life upside down. Omegaverse. USUK Hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,719 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [England/Britain, America]
Mr Snowman by Parapo reviews
Arthur didn't really expect for his first kiss and his first love to be a.. uh... 3 layers of snowballs anyone? Christmasfic!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - England/Britain, America
Hell to Pay by jmp22895 reviews
Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just One Yesterday by Amidephrine reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,913 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
The Greater of Two Evils by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
"Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, you're not working for the good guys? This isn't a comic, Jones. Heroes are hard to discern from villains." "I know the difference, Arthur." "We'll see." In which Alfred is an assassin who must learn from the master.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
My Dark Obsession by xoBlackIcex reviews
At a party on Halloween night Alfred meets a attractive yet mysterious man dressed as a devil. As night progresses he learns that the devil may just be the real deal after he is attacked. He thinks that he would never experience something as dreadful again but to his dismay it was only the beginning to the true nightmares and lies that he'd secretly been living in all his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,310 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Parallel America
What is your wish? by ExplicitlySilent reviews
Plot will not be explained in summary. Devil! America x England USUK, Rated M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Revision UniversityBent by Delightfully-Demented-Duo reviews
Gamkar. Rated M for mentions of or acts of rape, drug use/ abuse, torture, mental illness, sex, and other such things. Sweeps pass, and things change. But when an old friend shows up in the dorm just down the hall, would you give up the comfort you have created around yourself to help him?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Shakespeare Oh boy by Electra Minos reviews
Alfred Jones is studying for his drama A-Level. It's not very easy in his class or his school. Having to deal with normal school stress as well as a perverted language department to be avoided at all costs. He's fed up until a new teacher Arthur Kirkland begins to teach... Yaoi! Human names used, Blond Love Triangle! AmeXEngXFrance Other pairing suggested!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heroic Princess by MochiUs reviews
Alfred F. Jones is forced to impersonate the princess of the Lapiz Kingdom due to unforseen circumstances and marry Arthur Kirkland, king of the Emerald Kingdom. How will he adapt being called the princess while trying to protect his identity? DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,733 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - England/Britain, America
What Forever Means to Me by Thrice Written reviews
Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
Never According to Plan by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Art of Conquering by emeraldcarrot reviews
Britain shoots America in Yorktown and keeps him for himself, but the trauma of being betrayed by the only person who loved him drives him mad. He grows into a tyrant and the most expansive of the four major empires controlling the world but not everyone wants to become British territory and begin preparing for war. Yet America is torn: His duty or his dream?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,418 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - England/Britain, America
Lovesick by SakuraMoriChan reviews
England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Breaking the Mold by RussoGermany reviews
High School AU: Arthur was a high school senior. He hated the jocks and everything they did, especially Alfred Jones. However, after one fateful event on the roof of the school, when hate turns to something else, does Arthur have the courage to follow through? Rated M for language and for later. Cover art from usuklove's tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Like Peanut Butter and Jelly by ShizukaUsami89 reviews
He was the jock, he was the hero and damn he was the most popular guy there is! Alfred F. Jones, every girl wants and every guy wishes to be. However, it wasn't always like that. He was a fat-ass science geek in grade-school with the funny glasses and nobody noticed him. Well, except the only person he hasn't spoken in 6 years and has been around for the past 9 years, ALONE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Inside Point of View by emeraldcarrot reviews
We were once friends, best friends. He was the hero who always came to the rescue. Arthur never cared about what people thought of him, but I wanted everyone to like me; so much so that I broke our friendship. From the outside its easy: I was the popular kid who bullied that smart mouthed Brit. But from the inside it's far more complicated... High School AU...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,123 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by sachi-sama reviews
Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,160 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Green Ribbon by Floralwolf reviews
When Alfred was fourteen he met a boy that transformed into a rabbit with a green ribbon tied around its neck, after telling him the five senses. Now, two years later, the Kirkland family move in and he meets Arthur, a mysterious boy with a green ribbon always tied around his right wrist. It's an interesting story, with language, character death and smexy moments later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - America, England/Britain
The courting of Alfred Jones by Willona reviews
Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
Never Enough by Thrice Written reviews
Arthur has wanted Alfred for so long, but with the "golden boy" far out of his league, there's no chance of them ever being together. At least, that's what Arthur thinks - until Alfred comes to him for some casual sex. School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - England/Britain, America
It Isn't Everything by Sarigo reviews
Alfred and Arthur are best friends - however, when senior year rolls around, Alfred decides to take his life in a different direction. UsUk, will be around fifteen chapters long. Slight GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - America, England/Britain
False Security by JMichellex reviews
When A Mystery Person Starts Getting A Little Too Affectionate With Random Gifts & Eerie Letters Sent To A Certain Arthur Kirkland, The Englishman's Manager Decides To Hire Some Extra Muscle. So What Happens When Matthew Hires A Duo Containing A Perverted Frenchman And An Obnoxious American? May Turn Into 'M' Later On
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - England/Britain, America
Remembered Pain by terradog13 reviews
England was always hurt by America's independence. To get over it, he built his walls around his heart, to keep America from knowing how much he had hurt him. But now, the walls are starting to crumble. Will England be able to move on from his pain, or will he always be stuck in the past? yaoi. Will contain sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Unforgettable Day by Xenia van Hausen reviews
"The rain fell with no mercy; it kept coming down in pellets so big it was as if the clouds held a never-ending grudge against the man standing beneath them...He didn't feel the rain slam onto his face. He was already too numb…both inside and out."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - America, England/Britain
Universitybent by Delightfully-Demented-Duo reviews
PLEASE VISIT THE REVISION FOR THE NEW VERSION OF THIS STORY. THANK YOU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 201,525 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete