Welcome one and all.

Name: Nicole

If you think you might be slightly psychotic, copy this on your profile

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever swore, copy and paste this to your profile

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head!" (TRUE!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'll push you off the building too if you're part of the 90%)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Stayed up past TWO IN THE MORNING doing that.) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy and paste this if you're the 2% who would be laughing.

99% of girls would scream and cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off of a skyscraper, put this on your page if you would be the 1% sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn with 3D glasses on yelling,"DO A BACKFLIP!"

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit around laughing while everyone wonders how you did it."

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same."

Things to do on an Elevator

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves5) MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

Also in your bell boy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Fanfiction Stories I hope to get to later

Boktai Stories

Boktai: What If : In this world, roles are reversed and changed. Follow the story of Sabata, Carmilla, and their masters as they go and free the Land of the Dead from Hel

Sartana's Origins : The origins of the mighty gunslinger Sartana(Parts from Crossovers will be integrated into the story to make the whole thing happen)

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A New Genaration : Many years have past and everyone has settles down with a family. But some things don't settle down, no matter how much time passes.Now its up to the next in line to take up the reins.(OC kids)

Cirque Du Freak

The Next Genaration: Destiny's Hand : Darren Shan never got turned. Steve Leonard never became a vampire hunter. It seems destiny has been stopped.

Many years have passed since Darren and Steve went to the Cirque Du Freak. Darren has married Debbie Hemlock, who moved to their town a few years before. Steve had fallen for Annie and married her some time back a little after Darren.

When the Cirque Du Freak comes to town, Darren and Steve's kids decide to go in secret. Darren's daughter, Daniella, has read the myserious journal with her fathers name written in it. She shows it to Steve's son, Darius, and he is then even more eger to go. What happens when the two meet Mr. Crepsly by accident?

Fanfiction Crossover Stories I hope to get to later

Sonic the Hedgehog // The Chronicles of Vladimir Too

Sonic the Hedgehog // Boktai/Lunar Knights