I’m a grown woman obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh. Most of my work is tendershipping and gemshipping fluff, but I occasionally stray to other pairings. I like angsty drabble, but I always hope for happy endings. I would have a threeway with Ryou and Yami Bakura (not sure exactly how that’d work with them sharing a body, but for fantasy’s sake), or Yami Bakura and Marik, or Ryou and Thief Bakura, or Yami Bakura and Thief Bakura (that could get all kinds of interesting). Also, Valon and Raphael, as long as neither of them spoke. I’d revenge fuck the Pharaoh just to do it (I’m a Bakura sympathizer after all). I’d rage fuck Diva (DSoD) because he reminds me a lot of Thief Bakura (think “justified desire for vengeance leads to uncontrollable rage that turns into becoming the lovable and attractive villain”). I’d also happily have a threeway with Diva and any version of Bakura. I would anger bang the hell out of Yami Marik (that sadistic son of a bitch is hot when he’s angry). I’d definitely bang Ishizu, Mana, and Mai; together or separately. I hate Anzu’s face. Honda makes me laugh. I really like tornshipping And gravityshipping. I definitely puppyship. I also drool over angstshipping because I could definitely see Marik treating Ryou like the precious little prince he is. Also, thiefshipping and deathshipping are strangely pleasing. Psychoshipping can be enjoyable when written properly. Dartz is creepy-hot (those eyes! Omg.) Otogi is slutty-hot (like, where you might get an STD just looking at him, but he’s pretty so wtfe). I’d definitely do Pegasus once, just for the hell of it. Shadi could be my virgin conquest (I imagine he’s a virgin). I’d hate-bang Bandit Keith (in America) because he’s a complete tool and I’d remind him just how much I hate him the entire time. Seto can have me six ways to Sunday, but only if he keeps that same slightly annoyed look on his face; he’s also welcome to include Kisara. I will read just about any pairing at least once.

Also, let the records show, I firmly believe that Thief King Bakura was not ALL bad. Yes, I sympathize with his desire to avenge Kul Elna, but it’s much more than that. Yami Bakura was essentially the spirit that formed when the piece of Zorc and the spirit of TBK “merged” inside the ring. Zorc only had one goal, and that was to collect the items in order to be resurrected and plunge the world into darkness. TBK seemed to only want revenge for the deaths of his family and friends and everyone else in the village. TBK’s only real target was the Pharaoh. But when his spirit merged with Zorc’s, it seemed to have become twisted. My main reasoning here is that, during the Memory World RPG, when Zorc finally releases TBK’s spirit, TBK says (and I’m paraphrasing here), “where am I? What’s happening? What’s wrong with my hands? Someone help me!” Which, to me, says that his spirit was more or less surpressed by Zorc’s presence and he was unaware of exactly what Zorc was planning. It’s also my personal headcanon that TBK kind of wrenched control from Zorc every time Yami Bakura stepped in to save Ryou. I believe this simply because Zorc didn’t care about mortals or their limitations. TBK, on the other, seemed fully aware that there were certain things Ryou wouldn’t be able to withstand. So, being the more reasonable of the two parts of Yami Bakura’s being, he took control to bear the weight of attacks, injuries, etc. That is all. Take it or leave it. Feel free to openly discuss it with me. I love these discussions.

In other realms of anime/manga/etc., I’m a stupidly huge fan of Lucifer (Urushihara) from The Devil is a Part Timer (Check the profile pic lol). I’m also a big Amaimon fangirl (Blue Exorcist). Have I written anything about either of them? None that I’ve published thus far. Will I ever? Maybe if I can stop being a lazy asshole and actually finish something.