There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

"And those…" Beck grabbed the scissors from her, "are not toys! Especially when you're already injured." Jade glared at him incredulously. He just took her scissors. "Give them back!" She demanded. / Missing moments from Victorious episodes concerning Beck and Jade.

AU. Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Enterprises, finds a little girl unconscious in the middle of the road. Little does he know, the little girl can bring him and his new pinkhaired personal assistant together. SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED

DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.

Requested one-shot. Beck proposes to Jade./ Jade jerked her eyes open once she felt something cold on her finger. His grip tightened as she tensed and there was an infinite moment of silence while the metal absorbed her heat and lost its coolness. Then with two raspy words whispered in her ear, he broke the silence. "Marry me."

The semi-satirical story of four immortal guardians who can't find much else to do with eternity than get on each others nerves, buy cool appliances and somehow try to save the world. Pull up a stool and join us at The Four Kings Bar & Grill!

Someone thought that it'll be a great idea to add a gossip column at TheSlap. It's not. Bade with a sprinkling of Ryde.

"Messing up his life isn't the best revenge. It's getting on with yours and living life to the fullest that kills him." -author unknown

Beck Oliver catches up with his future; Jade West learns about her past. Or, the fic with human-sized fairies, time-traveling friends, and an adorable little girl.

They had normal days, sometimes, after years of fighting and before the challenge of building Crystal Tokyo. For a while they had part-time jobs, classes, run-ins with traffic cops, and looking back on it all, they would say that they would do it a million times.

The four times when Jade smiled and the one time she didn't /\ Tori, Robbie, Andre and Cat are bored in school and on a whim, decide to have a competition to see how many times they can catch Jade smiling.

Jade has a secret admirer. Beck realized that she was not as undate-able as he thought she was.

Because sometimes a school social network is just not enough.

Andre notices an unexpected dynamic between his friends when they're separated from him and Tori. Beck/Jade

The sky is grim, the weather is stormy - and Cat and Andre wouldn't have it any other way. One-shot songfic.

After the raid, Hiccup decided not to search for Toothless's crash site. So when someone else happens to stumble on the indisposed dragon, both dragon and future rider are in for a surprise. A RuffnutHiccup story.

Welcome to the sleepy town of Brennan's Ford, Idaho. Meet the two newest residents: Cat Valentine, a young woman fleeing her abusive ex, whose unborn child she's carrying; and Andre Harris, a friend of Cat's who fears for her safety. Let's hope these two like it here. For you see, Brennan's Ford has a little secret; and those who stumble on it don't tend to leave...ever.

"Because obviously this girl had had some serious rage issues, and right now Beck, too, had some serious rage - towards the hipster cafe that was wrecking his sleep cycle and his magnificent hair - and he needed to know he was not alone in the world."/ Or Beck, fluffy-haired barista, meets Jade, cranky caffeine addict, and nothing is ever the same again. AU Bade.

Tumblr has this thing called tags, and he thinks that maybe someone would have tagged something about Jade, lovely Jade, with Jade West. So he types in Jade West in the little tag box and then hits enter. And then he screams. / Or, Beck Oliver finds out more than he should when he stalks Jade's tag on Tumblr. Slight Jade/Beck.

Then I lowered my voice a little bit. "Look, you're never to repeat this to anyone, because I am not going soft, but why are you guys doing this for me? I thought you thought I was like, horrible or something." "You are," Andre said with a shrug. "But you're still our friend and we want you to be happy." / Jade really hates birthdays. Hints of Jade/Beck.

"Wait, you're in the mafia? Like, the illegal kind? But you're a chick! And you're so hot!"

Sakura... will you go out with me?" There was no hesitation in her answer, "No." Well that hadn't went at all like the way he had imagined. Not that he imagined these things. Because Sasuke didn't think of Sakura like that. Seriously. He didn't./ Or, Sasuke's pathetic attempts at wooing Sakura. *post Shippuden*

The struggle of trying to date someone who is still in love with their ex./ Or the eventual reunion of Beck and Jade through the eyes of the people they try to date after the breakup.

Beck Oliver's good looks have always been his greatest source of pride, making him irresistible to the opposite sex. But on the day before graduation, a freak accident disfigures him permanently. Now, as he struggles to overcome this life-changing trauma, he'll begin to understand the distinction between being loved for how you look, and being loved for who you are.

Crystal Tokyo can't come soon enough for the inhabitants of the Crystal Palace. Awakened before the rest of the world, the Shitennou and the senshi must learn to live with one other within the confines of the Crystal Palace. Series of shorts.

HA's new community service requirement lands Trina, Jade and Beck in a small Northern California town, working as ranch hands. Now they have to cope with all the problems you'd expect: back-breaking labor; constant bickering; unresolved sexual tension between exes; rampaging animals besieging the town and slaughtering humans en masse...hang on, what was that last one again?

Welcome to an Alternate Reality where Hollywood Arts is a school where the special and the extraordinary send their offspring to learn about controlling their abilities and blending in with humans. Meet Cat the Unicorn, Robbie the Vampire, Andre the Werewolf, Tori the Siren and Beck the Immortal. And what on earth is Jade doing in the Underworld?

Ichigo, Orihime, and the ghosts between them.

Without any tethers tying her down to Hollywood Arts, Jade West leaves to chase her dreams. Beck Oliver, regretting letting her go, chases after her. Or Jade West through the years, as seen by Beck Oliver.

Beck tried to speak with Jade about their ill-fated relationship. Jade refused. So Beck had to resort to some creative talking to make the stubborn girl listen. Post-TGP. Written for Bade Prompts' Writing Challenge, Round 4. Prompt: Paper Flowers.

Take 10 college students, some of whom love each other, hate each other, or don't know the others exist. Add some magical powers, some interference from Pluto, and shake well. What do you get? A modern day quest for Endymion and Serenity. AU, senshi/gen

In Stone Age California, Tor of the High Cheekbones seeks to join the close-knit Holly Tribe. Will her rival Ja of the Perpetual Scowl prevent her from realizing her dream?

One Shots! Chapter 1. Arnold comes back after 5 years and shatters Helga's new life to pieces. Chapter 2. During rehearsals for Dracula, Arnold decideds to give Helga a little 'payback'.

You, you, you, you. Four could have beens, and one that was. — Senshi/Shitennou.

Jade decides to write her story the way she wants. Post-TWC. Bade. Cade friendship.

Everyone knows the quickest way to a senshi's heart is through Makoto's bakery.

They're both possessive. Beck's possessive side is just a bit on the hidden side, but he is – oh so — possessive. A collection of moments exposing their way of telling other people that they belong to – only — each other. Chapter 1 - Plaid Shirts

Everyone thinks that she can't live without him. In true reality, it's he who can't live without her.

Summer is a time for changes, a time for friendship, a time for f r e e d o m. Candre, Bade

He was like a cat, it was only natural for him to stalk something before he decided how he wanted to play with it.

It's Beck's birthday, and Jade is distraught by Beck's low expectations from her and insistence that she doesn't really "do birthdays." Fluff. Humor. Dab-o-angst.

Let's get high and make out on the train. — Grimmjow/Hallibel.

It's different for the Professor. Written for Father's Day. Un-beta'd.

Together, their tea-stained teeth stroke the wonders of aortic obsessions and self-deprecation / Bade & Candré

Full title: Ariadne's League of Handsome and Extraordinary Gentlemen. Summary: Five times the men of Inception come visit Ariadne at school; her friends wonder who these men are.

five times cat gets her heart broken, and one time she doesn't.

or, jade west survives a breakup.

or, the best day of cat valentine's life.

things always work out her way. they have to, right?

'You don't need a perfect moment to make a moment perfect, d'you know what I mean' People make their own moments. Orihime finally decides to make hers. Ichigo/Orihime

Part I. Ichigo resolves to buy stuff for his nakama, Part II. Orihime's dreaming in class leads to surprising consequences for Ichigo.

Ichigo groaned, almost heartbroken as he looked down at Inoue Orihime. COMPLETE.

She looks so awful, she looks beautiful. There's no fireworks, no claps of thunder or a sudden elated pounding in his chest. It hits him with the pace and care of an accelerated bus. And so suddenly he's in love. But she's not / Cat & Andre

Ichigo loves chocolate. And he really shouldn't feel bitter about it if it comes from Orihime.

Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.

Collection of IchiHime drabbles/one-shots. I. - The first: One morning, he finds something unexpected in his room.

A ridiculous gender bender western AU parody featuring the Seaman Sailors. Together, they fight crime.

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

Time disappears. Four men grow up in vastly different places, destined to lead very different lives. And yet, from childhood on, each of them has dreams and visions of girls they have never met. Senshi/shitennou.

She grew with time. The nine months made their damage. And maybe he would've been able to see it. If he'd stayed / Bade

It was to be a manly gathering. No females allowed. So what else are our favourite guys supposed to do except talk about their sweethearts?

Six things about Sam Puckett that keeps Freddie Benson awake at night. SamFreddie.

Post-war. Everyday, Ichigo tells Orihime how much he loves her. COMPLETE.

Who knew something as simple as Valentine’s chocolates could cause such confusion. Their friendship may be stronger than ever, but that doesn’t stop them from reverting back to their awkward selves from time to time. Ichihime Fic. part 2 -White Day

Sometimes people build up walls, just to see who cares enough to knock them down. IchiHime. One-shot.

Post-series. The world has been reshaped by a new war. Katara takes refuge in a seaside hospital. /Zutara/

Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.

He shoots me a half smile and returns my eye roll. “I can’t believe you collect fortune cookie notes, Sam.”

See that pairing right there? Yeah, not a typo. And it's all Spencer's fault.

Freddie finds out something Sam has been keeping secret at school. Set during iHave My Principals, written for the 5 4 3 2 "Hidden Things" challenge. Sam & Freddie friendship, Seddie if you squint.

They never should've tried filming iCarly in a thunderstorm. "Toto, I don't think we're fifteen anymore." Eventual Seddie.

“You know, Spencer. In my short life, I have already come to a conclusion about myself. I, Samantha Puckett, am unloveable...BURP." Post iSpeed Date. A little heart to heart talk between friends. Now a three shot. Pairing? Depends on your imagination.

Sam's ankle monitoring bracelet does strange things to the chip in Freddie's head. And by extension, strange things to Freddie. Sam/Freddie.

Post iMust Have Locker 239. Minor Seddie

Four couples. Four relationships which transcend time and distance, defined by the little things that matter most. AU Senshi/Shitennou fic.

She's never realized what she's been doing to him until now. But maybe she can still fix it. SEDDIE.

He watches as she angrily begins smacking the pictures and letters back on the locker but she doesn’t have any tape and she bursts into tears as they fall around her feet. Oneshot. Dark Seddie.

Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.

Uh oh, the menfolk are in trouble. Wouldn't it be nice if women came with a guide book?

Carly and Sam have something they want to tell Freddie after the last bell on the first day of junior year. Hints of Creddie and Seddie. One-shot.

He figured Sam saw the negotiations as a game of poker, raising the stakes and throwing out bluffs, but he saw it as a game chess… in the end, all you had to do was get the king to win.' --- A glimpse into Sam and Freddie's relationship as a couple.

You're not even going to think about it?" Seddie dialogue.

She still worried, but she didn't have to. After all it was her finger he was wrapped around. Seddie. One-shot.

IH: Ichigo travels through five lifetimes to come to a realisation: he has one love.

Is it possible to get one fortune cookie that actually makes sense? Sam goes on a search for that one fortune that will change her life, but will she be shocked to see what it says? Based on Sam's Blog. Seddie.

Five flowers, five women, five romances, five vignettes. From meeting to marriage. SenshiGenerals, SerenaDarien.

One-shot. Adrenaline runs through your body and you scowl, grasping the side of your face for a moment before you regain your balance. You throw yourself at him, grunting viciously. implied FreddiexSam, mostly centering friendship.

You came here, smugly thinking you could fix everything but you can’t. You can’t because you’re the reason I’m here!” Sam has a revelation. When she tries to come up with reasons why she hates Freddie, she finds just as many reasons to...love him.

Seddie. "Do you remember seeing some kind of sign recently?" "What kind?" "You know. The one that said 'no turning back once you cross this line?"

You and I are like Pickles and Fries. In theory it sounds gnarly, but in practice...it's pretty amazing" Seddie Oneshot

Set during iTwins- my own alternate ending. : 'She was too sweet- no substance. She was like Carly, just in different packaging. He liked the packaging better than what was inside.' Short & sweet Seddie.

Have you ever wondered what was in Freddie's jewellery box? It's not jewellery that's for sure. Just a few things to remind him of someone, momentos if you will...

Seto is having a weird day at school, it appears someone keeps following him but just who is it and why can't Seto figure it out.

For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku

He might one day ask for her hand, but there's still one person Ichigo would like to introduce her to first. Ichigo/Orihime.

After not speaking for 4 years, Harry and Hermione spend a Friday night together after the dissolution of their respective relationships with Ginny and Ron.

On his birthday, a Quincy makes a birthday wish for his two friends. T for foul language

Sakura will always be stronger, but she will always need Ino. Sakura, Ino, friendship.

n. the Filipino word for 'blooming. one-shot collection. 1. They had strength to match their beauty. Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten

AU. She knew that it wasn't logical to love a man like him, but such is the nature of love. UlquiNel. Thirteenth part of the Strictly Ballroom series.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

There's just no other name for it. One-Shot. Seddie.

Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.

What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course. Seddie!

Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

A fork in the road is tough. A fork in the road of love is even tougher. Choose to finally be with the one you love, no matter what? Or learn to live with the fact that you can’t have them? One thing’s for sure: there’s no going 3 years into the past.

Because she wasn't just any girl that had gotten hurt, she was their girl. Their life. Their kunoichi. Their medic-nin. And they'd be damned if she got hurt because of their lack of responsibility. RxR

Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Cinderella's wicked stepmother was always lying to her own daughter. Oneshot.

AU. She didn't know what she was looking for at the 8/13 Dance Studio until she found herself in his arms. Now the question was staying there. ShuuIsa. Part five of the Strictly Ballroom series.

Felicity Merriman began a diary that would connect five women from different periods of American History. A fic with Felicity, Kirsten, Addy, Samantha, and Molly. Oneshot.

Silver Mil. snippet with Ami and Zoi like the others. I was in a silly mood, what can I say? I don't own sailor moon. And in light of this story, it's probably a good thing...

Sakura and her friends are four meadow maidens that live in the meadow. When Sasuke and his friends find their meadow, do they fall head over heels for them? Or will the past repeat itself again? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen

When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.

Married with kids, life couldn't be better. And guess what's coming... a little boombalah, maybe? Okay, I won't ever say that again. BBxRae, RobxStar. Now with bloopers!

The adults didn’t understand, any of them, that some things were more important. Much more important than free time, grades, or even education. They just didn’t understand that there were things worth sacrificing for.

Ami and company battles car theives, crazed customers, and handsome strangers in order to get to her crush's papers.

Sometimes you're better off not knowing what your beloved is thinking about. Oneshot.

I'm breakin' through, I'm bendin' spoons, I'm keepin' flowers in full bloom, I'm lookin' for answers from the Great Beyond IchiOri

Viktor Krum eyes Hermione from afar before asking her to the Yule Ball... Short and sweet. Oneshot.