I am me. I do not have a total grasp on reality.I am paranoid. Somewhat claustrophobic.Unsure. Funny. Hallucinator. Mad. DayDreamer. I have an open mind and a just as much open heart. I'm not a square more like(ASNNNNADSADHEUARF4445A44444444G48RA4TG1SW1G5SSSSSSSSSSSSGGGST8RAR8+R6RYJ4KJU)

I hate Barney with a large amount of wasted passion. I have no regrets. It's okay to cry. It's even better to laugh. I am crazy for quotes and un garcons. Shoes and Music. Love and Lust. Smiles and smirks. Vampires and lycanthropes. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm unusual. I'm special. I'm unique. I'm original. I'm used and new. A contradiction all the way through. I'm a snake-hater, sometimes man-hater and definitely all time peace lover.

Romance books make me smile. They make me smirk. They make me drool and swoon and sigh...and that's just the cover.

I am a dork and i don't mean a whale's "yous knows whats". As in book loving- glasses wearing- attitude giving (sometimes), type of dork. Some may say i'm a bit bi-polar. Others would agree in a heart-beat.

I enjoy finding out random and weird facts and revel in Ripley's.

So maybe i do hold a candle for johnny depp. That just means i have good taste. My dreams of someday tracking down his whereabouts (as soon as i'm not dirt-poor) do in no way say something about my mental stability. It's perfectly fine.

I have been known to spontaneously combust of too much fangirling.

What's your definition of fine? When you're peace-fully laid back on the couch and are watching t.v or when you're running for your life and haven't been caught.

Tim Burton sucks and the sky is green. Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a Dentist. Think about that next time you decide to take a field trip to the dentist's office...

Whose side are you on? Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? I think that says a lot about your character. If you can't decide, like moi, then you, mon ami are ...well you can switch it up once in a while. teehee. Like say it's a full moon, now be truthful who are you gonna choose. And um for Vampires-well- oooh oooh- like you go to romania, Who would you choose? Exactly! P.S i really hope we're on the same page. Or rather would you want to be a Were-Hunter. Yes, only a few(?) privileged know of that species.

Tights make me pissed off. All that tugging and twisting and agonizing. I don't anymore...wear them, that is.

I occupy the same birthday as Kazuki Hihara. Take that!

I hate exercising. Thank God i have a high metabolism. I'm not a couch potato. I sit on the floor. My new year's resolution (unbeknownst to me, though) is to not swear. It degrades the female character. Not that it doesn't the males either, but does moi really care? Non.

I'm easily obsessed. Easily distracted. I try not to curse like a beer-bellied trucker. I'm a chronic writer. A shipper. I have more manga boyfriends than you do.I get a little too intense when it comes to loving Johnny Depp. jacob black. Edward Cullen. Jasper. Wolverine. I'm warning you... For that matter, any harem of gorgeous guys from neo-romance...you know who you are boys...

Love is a Many Trousered Thing

Woe is Georgia! Georgia Nicolson thought life was hard when her only worry was whether Masimo would choose her over Wet Lindsay. Now that he has, life should be simple, right? Wrong! Suddenly, Robbie the Sex God reappears, back from Kiwi-a-gogo land, and Dave the Laugh starts acting strange.

With three possible boyfriends, a besty friend who only wants to wander through nature with her boyfriend, and a hair dye-wearing father who simply does not understand her, Georgia’s life is once again turned upside down. She is in the cake shop of luuuurve, but will she come out with three cakes—or none?

LuuurveD THIS bOOK!!

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Sneer : Draco Malfoy Fan

"She didn’t want to admit that this was the actual problem. She thought Ron was cute, rather like a new puppy, all eager eyes and bouncy enthusiasm. Cute was not the first word that came to mind when thinking about Draco Malfoy. Manipulative, sneaky, intelligent, intense, evil - gorgeous, sexy, dangerous. No, no, NO! Bad brain! Hermione wanted to hit her traitorous head against a wall. She could see now why it was so appealing to the house elves."

Fanfiction:Pansy's Volcano

Claim Harry Potter Community!

I claimed:)
Character:Fred Weasley
Pairings:Draco/Hermione
Objects, Clothes, Body Parts & Things:Draco Malfoy's eyes

My pairings: Draco/Hermione(Dramione) Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth (sparrabeth) Casey/Derek (Dasey) highly relatedAh-Meng/Xi Yue

Clark/Lois (Clois) Clark/Chloe Edwin/Liz (Lizwin) Ziva/Tony

...More when i think of them.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

To stop this for others

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you are against child abuse.