I am married to Ellie from the last of us, that is all.

"Well, maybe in all that research they turned into fucking monkeys,"

"People are making apocalypse jokes like no tomorrow.. too soon?"

"Aww, doggies."

"You're awful."

"It's just a highfive.. just.. five seconds.."

"Boosh! I am a natural."

"Does it sound like I know how to whistle?"

"Let go of me you chickenshit!"

"Fine, I'll just.. wait around for you two to get me killed."

"I'm ok.. I'm ok!"

"Haha, fuck you too."

"Whoa, kinda' like a spaceship. Or, I dunno, what I think a spaceship would sound like.. right?"

"How about, 'Hey Ellie, thanks for saving my ass'?"

yes my whole profile is ellie quotes bite me

my username is also the first letter of all my favourite characters put together, not in order (in the favouritism scale i mean. ugh ill go die in a pit now).

- Amanda Young

- Lynn Denlon

- Ellie Williams

- Anna

- Maggie Greene

- Sidney Prescott

I'll probably only upload SAW and Frozen stories tbh, because I don't like writing other stuff. Bite me x2.

now some info on mE?? whaaat

some of this is gonna be censored because i dont want people from school to find this lmAO

Name: -- (psst this means u'll never know mUAHA)

Surname: -- (ditto)

Name I go by: Aleams. (not gonna put my irl nickname for reasons)

Gender: Does it count if I say I'm genderfluid. But biologically, I'm female.

Age: I am 14 going on 15, baby it's time to think. Better beware, be canny and careful, baby you're on the brink~ (shh you didn't see this and yes i like that movie)

S/O: Asexual.

R/O: Biromantic.

Status: All the sinGLE LADIES

Favourite Movie(s) [not in order: Frozen, the entire SAW franchise, the entire Scream franchise, the entire Harry Potter franchise.

Favourite TV Show(s): The Walking Dead. Period.

Favourite Video Game(s): thE LAST OF US OMFG and liFE IS STRANGE (chloe why cant you be in the lesbians with maX)

Nervous tick(s): Biting my lip, playing with my socks, bouncing my leg, rubbing my arm; and, in some cases, talking quietly to myself.

Hobbies: Horse Riding, ice Skating, drawing, reading, acting, and writing. And I consider myself good at what I do, too.

Favourite Animal(s) [not in order: Sealions, Foxes, Lions, Horses, Cats.

Animal I Would Describe Myself As: I would describe myself as a deer, tbh. They're tall animals with long legs and are usually protective over their herd. Although I'd be a special kind of deer and, instead of being graceful and majestic, I'd fall over every small thing in the woods.

Hogwarts House: HufFLEPUFF. Nah, I didn't pick it, I got assigned it by the Pottermore test (which is, like, the test).

Phobia(s) [in order: Arachnophobia, and Pediophobia. Seriously, when I live on my own idk what im gon' do if an 8-legged-creepster shows up. Maybe get my dogs on it but they wouldnt eat it and it hurts just thinking about it uGH

Describe Yourself in 1 Sentence: Someone nobody would date :)