Fwahwahwa, I am EVIL! FEAR ME! Jaw's theme starts playing

Okay, don't then! sulks hey, one question. What IS the Jaw's theme song like? I've never heard it. :P

Name: It's retarded and considered to be clasified information. You're not gonna find out. Nope, nuh-uh! (Cynthia Joanne Chen. I blame my mother. Call me by that and you'll never procreate. It's Cindy, or Vinhara. NEVER CYNTHIA!)

Age: weeps Half the people I meet thinks I'm 20! The other half thinks I'm 17! DAMNIT I'M FOURTEEN!

Nationality: US of A :P

Physical description: I'm Chinese, tall for my age, big...um...chested (I blame my mom's genes. Hey, can plastic surgery make them smaller? looks hopeful), I've dyed two strands of my hair a deep red and blue, my hair (obviously) is black, and I look far too old to be 14. Damnit, I look in the mirror and I don't believe that I'm fourteen. This is sad. I get hit on by 20-year-old men whenever I go to someplace foreign! Needless to say, I was terrified. Getting groped by pervy Indonesian men is NOT fun. NOT! @$$ !-! 013$...

Gender: Look above. Female. Uh-doy. I'm not a she-male. Ew.No offense to the real she-males.

Pets: One hyper stinky miniature doberman named Chickle (Ask my brother). He pisses on the birdcage whenever he gets jealous. o.0

One runt-sized hamster named Brittany (Named after my very short cousin who's jealous of my cough size).

Three finches of different colors (One of them is a spice finch for sure, but I don't know the others's species) named Hime (She sure acts like a princess), Dusie (short for Medusa, she pulls our hair for no reason o.0), and Yuffie (Ever played FF7? you'll recognize the name). Hime and Yuffie were store-bought, Dusie was found hopping on the ground. O.O evil ex-owner. how could s/he?

Two finger-biting turtles named Alonia and Alora. Don't ask.

A multitude of fish and snails. Stupid spineless snails keep reproducing. every month or so, I have to gather 90 of the snail population and toss them in a nearby lake. another month and they start covering every possible suface in the tank. Dangit.

A cat named Meemee who hates me. Blame my mom for the stupid name. Honestly...disgusted sigh Meemee! gross.

All animals were bought or found when they were babies with the exception of Dusie who was fully-grown when rescued. She's still tame, though, from her previous owner.(Except the fish and snails. well, maybe the snails now, I've probably only got the 4th or 5th generation snails by now) This fact is crucial because it affects the way my pets act (Not necessarily in a good way). Chickle bites anyone who isn'tme or my mom. The birds bite me when they're hungry and they always fly into my hair to sleep.Turtles are nuetral, cat runs away from me, and hamster learned not to bite. how...nice. I really feel the love.

Now, this is the fun part, I think... I get to describe how insane I am! throws confetti How fun:P

I'm a chocohalic andI get extremely grumpy in humid weather, but lethargic in the freezing winter. Gimme chocolates and I'll give you a bear hug. Or not. I get nervous if too much attention from unknown people is on me, and I get VERY nervous if someone I don't know touches me.

Random thought of the moment: Why do people write disclaimers? It's fanfiction. It should be pretty obvious that the plot thingy or the certain characters aren't theirs. o.0

ANYWAYS! R&R my story, corny as it is. I promise I will update it. well, for sure, in the first few days, i WILL update cuz I already HAVE the chapters. haha.I thought ahead. go me. :P