One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Oscar Wilde

Who is wise? He who learns from every One.
Who is powerful?
He who governs his Passions.
Who is rich? He who is content.
Who is that? Nobody.

Benjamin Franklin

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.

Maria Montessori

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

Anonymous

The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.

Henry Stimson

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me.

My friend's T-shirt

Let us succumb to temptation before it passes us by.

Anonymous

Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass;

it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Anonymous

They say we're too young to be in love

but maybe they're just too old to remember.

AnonymousDeath cannot take those with the will to live.

Anonymous

People who are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Dan Quayle

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Andrew W. Mathis

How can you know what's right when there's so much religion?~

Did you guys know that the term jap, as in japanese, comes from the WW, and is a very racist way to designate japanese people and things? I always get really annoyed when people use that expression without knowing that they're insulting this awesome country, so if you see anyone saying jap, spread the word. -huff-

Anyways, hi! I'm Freedom Creed and I'm new here, so i'm just making a standard profile page 'till I get any more inspiration.

Name: Bibi

Age: 14

Languages: English, french, portuguese, spanish. I kind of suck in spanish, though, so don't try to start a complicated conversation with me 'cuz it'll only end with someone getting hurt. Probably me. and I'm planning on learnig japanese, 'cuz it has got to be the coolest language ever.

Favorite Show(s): One Piece, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Futurama, Hell Boy (it's a movie, I know, but I'm not making a section for movies, so live with it)

Favorite Couples: Zolu, SasuNaru, FRobin, KakaIru, EdWin, Royai... I also have a very unhealthy fetish for AceLu O.o

Random Obsessions: Music, Anime, Japan, Zolu, One Piece, white chocolate chip and lemon cookies, pirates, gore and other demonic, weird, emo stuff XD

I have noticed that I have a very selective Alzheimer desease and tend to forget a whole bunch of stuff that I don't deem important, but apparently (according to a mobish group of people), are. So if at some point in life I don't update anything for some time, you can guess what happened. I really hope it doesn't.

I'm actually brazilian, but I have recieved my canadian citizenship recently -hops around madly in glee-, so that little icon on the top isn't lying, but it's not tellin' the whole truth either.

I thank anyone who takes the time to come here check me out. It makes me feel special.

Wall: You are special.
Me: I know. My mommy says so.
Wall: No, I mean in a very retarded way.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, prove it! (best comeback ever!... ... questionably.)
Wall: You're having a conversation with me.
Me: ... touché

I've been having alot of inspiration with stories as of late, and even though I'm not that good yet, I'll just post them here so I don't forget. I appreciate your comments, 'cuz maybe with your guys' help ameliorate my mad writing skillz (coughcoughnotcoughcough), so yeah.

Deserted:
ZoLu (mostly, but maybe more), AU, M;
When their cruise ship crashes onto a deserted island in the middle of a storm, the passangers are left with no supplies and no way to escape. They must try to survive in the wilderness until they are saved... But tensions rise and alliances are formed, and general chaos ensues. Angst, drama and romance galore. Yaay! :3

Devilish:
ZoLu/AceLu (competition kind of thing), AU, T-M (not sure yet);
Ace is a narcoleptic pyromaniac, an older brother with a dirty secret, a guardian and an anchor.
Zoro's an insane paranoiac, a pessimist, who cuts himself and cuts other things, distinctly antisocial, except for his best friend.
And Luffy? Well, he hides himself behind a hollow smile, cares deeply for few, and is looking for a way to nourish the darkness within him.
So when Luffy begins to practice occult magic, he ends up plunging his mind into the demonic depths of hell, and the only ones who are willing to go save him are two who can't save themselves.

Fayri Tail:
ZoLu, AU, T (almost positive);
When the Lord of the Kingdom bears a son,
The Fates will set the wheels to turn,
For years the Black will hide and learn,
Waiting for this proclaimed One.

Time ensues the Prince safe upraising,
'Till It comes to take him away,
The Black, to keep the Light at bay,
Abuses the child to become High King.

A new Hero must know be known,
To save the Land and it's Royalty,
And by his courage and loyalty,
Ensue the Prince his rightful throne.

So said the Prophet 300 years ago. That stupid old rime was the last thing on Zoro's mind when, at the age of 3, he learnt that King Redheart's wife had borne a son. It was the last thing on his mind as he grew up in the PlainLands, working the earth and learning swordmanship from his father, a retired guard from the palace. And when he met Prince Luffy at the anual Grand Festival, when their hands touched and left a strange marking on their palms, he couldn't have been obliged to think about it. But suddenly, irreversable choices are made, the fabled Black has returned and taken Luffy with him, and the stupid rime is all everyone can think of. (Longest freakin' summary ever. Sry ;D)

There you go. Any other ideas will be posted here as well. Tell me if they sound lame, though, 'cuz then I won't bother. :D

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (There aren't any Wal-Marts where I live, though)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Copyright:

This is a standard disclaimer valid for all of my stories: One Piece, including the fictional universe and all of it's characters, are legally owned by Eiichiro Oda. Not by me. Because if it had been owned by me, something would have been royally messed by know and half of you wouldn't be watching the show or reading the manga. Unfourtunately. And anyways, no one would ever beleive me if I said I drew those awesome stories. Wanna bet? I OWN ONE PIECE!! Did you believe me? I didn't think so.

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