UPDATE: I just shit canned a lot of my old and horrid fics (like any of you care anyhow D:). Don't expect anything new from me for...well till I decide to make another gay fan fic ;

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That's right assholes, I'm back :(. What are YOU going to do about it? Besides boycott my fics, that's just mean :(.

UPDATE: In June, the new Radiohead cd, Hail To The Theif, will be arriving. And radiohead will also be redoing their first cd, Pablo Honey. If anyone wants to hear it, I have a leaked version downloaded. Just AIM me and ask for one and I'd be happy to help you.

I know what a bio is supposed to be, explain what you are like, blah blah blah blah. Fuck that..ok fine. But only because you asked so nicely...and have a rather large gun to my head :(.

So uh yeah...where to begin...

My name is...of no importance,you fags :(

My age...doesn't matter, you gaymos :(

Fuck you guys, just read my fics and shut up :(

Updates: Just because I'm a mean bastard and like to cause people pain, I have decided to make fun of all of Genki Chan 1111's characters, because I hate her and she annoys me :)

Piichi Diva Lucky: less formally known as peach, she is an ynx (a magical rune-using race). all of her family except for skylis, is dead, along with her first love Sand Everdark. she is currantly say 19 years old (her original age is 15, in case any of you readers wanna rp w/ me) she has sky-blue eyes and hair the color of honey-dipped strawberries with streaks of candy pink running through it, the length of her hair being to her shoulders. she weilds a magical rune-inscribed halo, the source of her power. she sacrificed herself to save everyone else. is now dead.(character retired)

Review: Pfft, nice name, dork.

Skylis Kassatsu Katrinei Shylira Lucky: long name eh? she is the phsychotic evil bitch, to put it simply. she has about half-neck length aquamarine hair and hotpink eyes. she is also an ynx, and the only known remaining member of the Lucky family. she has a golden rune-covered katana with a magical mist-filled orb in the hilt, called the almayo edge. she has had a long-time crush on Sephiroth, and has had many boyfriends. she cant decide between her many loves, but is happy nonetheless. the almayo edge has the power to cast a power so evil and hideous, she can even call forth an infinate army of evil bloodthirsty fanged alien cats®. her long time true love however, is Yamikoh, when she was fifteen she lived at the Eclipse Star as his minion and asked if when she got older, if she could be his bride, he said to wait until she was twenty-five. she is 19

Review: WOW, WHAT A DRAMATIC STORY :O. Again with the long, dumb name.

Teckoni Everdark: a woman whos done alot with her life. lets just leave it at that...lol no j/k. a while back the ynx people were feared and loathed for their power and being associated with the greatest evil power in existence. they were imprisoned in a city and no way out. The One Master (the evil force spoke of) was able to make a tiny pinhole in the prison but it would only be there long enough for one person to get through. that person chosen was teckoni everdark. she went and killed the six dragon gods and made off with their relics. with the power of the six relics she released the ynx people from their city prison and released the most powerful evil power in existence...as a reward The One granted teckoni with the power to control demons. she has long black hair up in a ponytail that goes down to her ankles, and blood red eyes. she is 23, and will stay that way, because upon recently being killed, she was kicked out of hell and became a vampire that way.

Review: lol, thiz character iz dum an it sux

Rio Ri Everdark:a silly girl who is currently about 14 with medium-blue shoulder length hair and orange eyes. she is a syx, who dont use a rune necklace as power like ynxes do, but a magical rubix cube that she turns to make it do whatever she wants. she also has a halo like peach did, only instead of being covered in ynx rooms (which peach's was) its covered in syx rooms. she is always happy.

Review: I won't even comment on this retard

The One Master: aka, Yamikoh Everdark. the ultimate evil being. he cannot be killed or even wounded, hes lived since the first being ever existed, because when things exist, they feel emotions, which are not usually happy. he feeds and lives off of everything that is not happy. he doesnt persuade killing though, because the longer they are alive, the longer they suffer and feed him power, which he cant lose. he looks 25 despite his formidable age, and is the most handsome being in existence, with poisonously blue eyes and spikey orange/silver hair. he lives on a dimension/planet that holds the time portal for travel anywhere, other planets, solar systems, galaxies, universes, dimensions, dimension clusters, and maybe even planes of reality, but that method has not yet been descovered. the planet/dimension he lives on is called the Eclipse Star, because it looks like a star-shaped eclipse out of the corner of your eye, and when you look at it, it disappears. the eclipse star has mercury-colored water, a constant golden twilight of a sky, red grass and plants, and grey buildings. there is one main road with all of the shops lining the sides, its a wide black road. at one end is a park with a large mercury-colored lake. at the other end is a monsterously enormous pyramid, mirrored so no one can see in, but on the inside you can see out. on the bottom floor of the pyra-complex is a room with earth's green plants and things, but with weird animals in it. on the top floor (sorry but im not even going to go into all the floors between) at the peak, is where The One lives. his office takes up the whole thing, and he can see everything from where he is. if he needs to access his bedroom, a door appears in the middle of the floor, no walls or anything attatched, and it leads to his room, or bathroom too. away from the main road a spiderweb of small roads branch out endlessly, lined with many buildings, those closest to the main road being the nicest, and they get less and less appealing the farther back you go. Yamikoh's closest minions live on the second and third to the top floors of the pyra-complex, their room suited to their styles. everyone else lives in a house. his minions are anyone evil enough to be. simple as that.his body parts (minus skin and bones, which are a regenerating form of normal skin and bones) are made of food. ex: his blood is ketchup, his heart is a doughnut, his brain is funnel cake, and so on. any food he eats goes into his bloodstream so he makes no waste. this is why doughnuts are his favorite food, and if he doesnt have at LEAST one doughnut every twenty-four hours he will cease to function until someone can forcefeed him one, within at MOST twenty-four hours of original disfunction occurring, or he will cease to function for good.(long bio i know i know)

Review: This character is the worst one of all. WOW, HE'S SO POWERFUL AND PRETTY :O! AND HE LIKES FOOD :O! Obviously a rip off of Legato Bluesummers. I hate people who love Legato too much, they make me sick.

Vinny the Candy Stealing Rat: a metallic grey-haired girl with pink eyes who is an expert hacker. she lives in the computer, in a webbing of cybernectic mouseholes, hacking, virusing and stuff. good friends with Rio Ri Everdark, and looks about 14 years old, but she is really as old as the first computer. an eternal virus.

Review: Nice name, dickhead.

Lady Mialeatha: the prestigious leader of the organization IDIOT, sister to Ilpalazzo. looks about 22, has silver hair, and cat eyes like her brother.

Review: This character isn't even worth my fucking time.

Genki Kubomi: about 14, with orange hair and black cat ears and cat eyes. hyperactive and obnoxious, public enemy number one of bishonen and vampires, being the biggest fangirl ever! XD

Review: If I had the chance to kill this shitty character, It would be slow and very painfull, since I fucking hate fan girls.

Shiki Nanatake: girl who turns into a pink sheep when doused with cold water. as you can guess, a hotsprings victim.

Review: Rip off of Ranma (yawn)

Shadow: the second most evil being in existence, usually takes the form of a very starved looking cat. does alot of menual tasks for yamikoh, who doesnt normally do them himself because hes always swamped with a contstant flow of paperwork. shadow is a very feared being.

Review: What's with these fucking dumb names?

Psychy Urekoni: one of the four sages. Psychy is the sage of dawn. the sages are the direct servants of shadow, and they are controlled by him. psychy has long purple hair to her ankles, and grey lifeless eyes. she controls/drives her targets insane by getting inside their heads.

Review: Another rip off of Legato, except female, and dull.

Bug: real name is Peach Bagu. one of the four sages, the sage of Midday. she has shoulder-length pink hair and grey, lifeless eyes, with springy antenae on a headband. she befriends her targets to get to know their weakpoints.

Review: Oy...dumb name, and character.

Sokamo: Third Sage of Dusk. she has long silver hair down to her feet, and grey lifeless eyes (surprise surprise) she has the ability to stir the fear in her victims, and is often seen carrying shadow with her. She is the most powerful of the sages, ...though that is truly more uncertain than it may sound. the fourth sage, of Deadnight, has never been found. he/she would be the highest on the powerchain if they were, however, which leaves to wonder...

Review: I didn't even read it, too painful to the eyes.

Mayreo: the ruler of a large city that was destroyed, and is now rebuilt. it was destroyed by Yamikoh, therefore Mayreo hates him, to put it shortly.hes very handsome, with long orange/gold hair and green eyes.

Review: Dull...meh

Well that's all for today kiddies :o!