Have fun reading and reviewing, I guess.

Boring Me Stuff:

Name: I'll consider telling you this when you give me your social security number, credit card number, and a free massage.

Age: That's for me to know and for you to never find out.

Birthday: Sometime in the spring.

Location: USA. No, I do not like our president. He's a dolt.

Occupation: What? Making money? Actually working? Me? Naaaah.

Book: Too many to choose from. I like all the Harry Potter books, naturally, and The Color Purple. There's a bunch of other good ones out there like Raising Hope, and Eragon was kinda decent, though I'm sort of picky with fantasy. There are a lot of books I have enjoyed reading, to say the least.

Movie: Heh, I'm kind of a movie whre, if I do say so myself. I watch tons of them when I'm bored. Most of them are just pieces of fluff that are supposed to make you feel touched and whatever. But movies are cheesy. You just can't portray feelings through a movie like you can through a book. Though I must say, Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty spiffy. (Jack Sparrow is teh lurve)

Food: Dunno. A better question would be "which is your least favorite food?" because fruit is THE worst thing on the entire planet and it needs to be exterminated before it kills the entire human race with it's vile poison. Yeah. I'm not crazy or anything.

Sport: Horseback riding by far. But only English. Show jumping. Skiing's very fun, and swimming's pretty awesome too -especially in the ocean. But field hockey shall die in the deepest circle of hell.

Animal: I LOVE the big cats, like lions and cheetahs. But mostly tigers. I have a soft spot for tigers. Horses are pretty far up on the list too.

Place: Sanibel Island in Florida. Beautiful place. Check it out.

Band: Oh, lots of them. I like the Rolling Stones and Aerosmith, and the Clash and Greenday and blah blah blah. Elton John is pretty cool too. But not Jimmy Buffet. Ever. Ever.

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This is me. Read my crap if you want. R&R if you really want to. If you really don't like something, taunting me and spamming will not phase me in the least, but rather you will just embarass yourself. So don't do it. Yay.