Oh You're Kidding Me?

Don't you wish people would smile more?
No, then people would look like they're on crack all the time...
YAY crack! -maniac face-I hate bananas!
Even though they're nice mixed with toffee
Life is goodEasy-Coffee.

Mwahahaha! I have an OC, fancy a profile? Well thats tough. You're getting one.
You steal her, you meet the unpleasant tongs of my pitchfork?! :) -evil laughter...
I NEED MY MEDICATION?! -Cry-Name: Mallard a.k.a Ducky (haha, my imagination isn't filled with rainbows right now...)
Age: Same age as the Storm Hawks, i have no clue how old they are now, i mean they can't be 14 anymore!
Gender: Female.
Hair Colour/Style: Black-Cherry coloured hair (i love it, a friend of mine has this colour!) long, layered and straight, with a rather big sweep fringe covering her forehead.
Eye Colour: Blueeeeeeeeeeee! And a wee bit of mascara, as you do.
Clothing: A plain white tee (haha!) with oversized dungarees that are really too massive for her, that stop at her knees (i bet, she ripped the rest of the leg off herself y'know) a pair of knee high, odd muli-coloured, stripy socks and a pair of black and white converses
Weapon: If a small vaill of "fairy dust" counts... (keeps the nargles away) i watch too much Harry Potter :( My imagination is fluff atm, im sorry!
Ride: She gets a modified surf board from Stork at some point, he puts engines on the back of it so it flies! -grin-
Family: WELL. I'm not doing that orphan foolishness. She Has a mother and a father who she never see's and a brother who almost kills himself in the first chappie! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Relationships with the others: Looks like Junko's got a new best friend! Haha, I'm sorry Finn! Lies... LIES?! :(
Other details: She's short, like me :)
Special talents: She's no sky knight?! Don't expect anything special... Even though she can dance better than ya daddy ;)

Haha, and i thought i was stuuuuupid!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Tamara
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: If its nicknames, people tend to call me Squara xD i have no idea why, maybe bcuz it rhymes with my name? :\
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Giraffe
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dina Mara xD
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): HedTaBay
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Adiatbe
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Diane