Solfeggio Kant is the single greatest anthropologist in existence. He is known (but not recognized) by every scholar and layperson who is, or ever has been, a human. His nameless methodology has been called "the most groundbreaking system of study that has ever been". Kant is known for his ostentatious rhetoric which has been equally lauded and derided as excessive. He wishes to thank the generous contributions made by the Otherwise Invisible Philanthropic Society, of which he is a proud associate, to his research.

Aside from his scholarly and philanthropic work, Kant is a frequent patron of the theatre and a practicing agnostic. He also enjoys revisiting the subjects of his previous works with uninhibited distain. Like all anthropologists, Kant boasts a bleak view of humanity and, like all scholars everywhere, has no sense of humor to speak of. To those who would deny the previous claims, he would like to say the following:

"You are dishonest."

Recently, Solfeggio Kant was accused of conspiracy, one of the many accusations made in the wake of the Saturday Devastation. The charge was dropped shortly afterwards, though his whereabouts at the time of writing are unknown.