Gria veshnia! My name is Queen Cherry Fairy and I'm currently addicted to Hetalia!

Here are my favorite Hetalia pairings:

US/UK - This pairing has pretty much anything I could want from a pairing. It has angst, sexiness, and, most importantly, gratuitous amounts of cuteness.

Hungary/Prussia - I don't care if it isn't canon! It's bad-ass! DX

Lithuania/Poland - The trouble with this pairing is that I can't seem to find any good videos or fanfictions about it. If you know of any, please tell me.

France/Seychelles - Simple country girl Seychelles + pervy France = court case or love. ... hopefully love.

Russia/China - A new favorite of mine. My outlook on China pairings used to be "NYOOO!! He's mine!! DX DX", but after watching some videos and learning of the recent relations between the countries Russia and China...well, I HATH CONVERTED. :3

I don't mind Canada/America, but I still think Alfred belongs with Arthur.

My all-time favorite Hetalia character is Yao! =3 I lurvs him. Someday we shall be wed and we shall adopt starving little children from Ethiopia, completely disregarding the starving little children in our own respective countries. Am I ranting? It's because it's 1 in the morning.

Taken from Spazzkitty's profile and redone by me(woo-hoo!!) :

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) CHINA!!

2) Prussia

3) America

4) England

5) Hungary

6) N. Italy

7) Canada

8) Lichtenstein

9) Sealand (I'm going to regret this)

10) Lithuania

11) Russia

12) France

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Hungary/Lithuania. No. It would be funny to see Lithuania get hit with a frying pan, though. :D

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

America? OF COURSE! (Gotta be patriotic.) How hot is he? He's so hot, I had to pour McDonald's coffee on him to cool him off! ba-dum-ch!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If North Italy got CHINA pregnant?! 0_0 I wouldn't care! I'd still love you, Yao! DX We could raise that Italian Chinese mutant baby TOGETHER!!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Sealand! I have read NO fics about Sealand!

Sealand: It's all that jerk England's fault!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Canada and Prussia? Actually...yeah. They would. O.O Soft-spoken, invisible Canada and...well...PRUSSIA. That'd make an interesting couple.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

England and Lichtenstein or England and Sealand? Phh ha ha ha ha ha ha!! XD Either way, he's a pedophile. Might as while pair him with Lichtenstein, since they're not related.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Canada discovered America and Lichtenstein having a secret relationship?? XD He'd try to stop it but, unfortunately, would not be taken notice of. D:

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

North Italy and Prussia...

Feliciano went to Germany's house one day for a pasta dinner, only to find a note saying that he was visiting Russia and it was up to the other Axis powers to keep an eye on Prussia! Sadly, Prussia seems to have his own eyes on a certain Italian.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

LithuaniaxEngland? No. At least, I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hungary/China?

How about "Back off Bitch, he's Mine"? lol. jk. XD

Howz about "The Advice 4000 Years Can Give"

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Russia and America!

When the Cold War finally drew to a close, Russia and America revealed all of the secrets they had held against each other for years...even those that were a bit hard to reveal.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Canada het and Sealand slash? No and no.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

A song for Sealand...probably something cute like "Little People" from Les Mis.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/America/Italy...Warning: You are about to see a VERY angry German.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Lichtenstein on Hungary!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Lichtenstein: You kind of look like my brother. wink

Hungary: o_o...Kid...that's a little creepy.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Lithuania and Lichtenstein. (Why is Lichtenstein in all of these? The poor girl!)

"So, you really look up to Switzerland, eh?" Lithuania said, glancing over at the young blonde girl beside him.

"Mm-hm!" she said, nodding cutely, "Onii-sama is always so kind and protective of me!"

"I wish I could say the same," Lithuania said, sighing and thinking of Poland, "The guy I live with is completely selfish. And careless. I couldn't depend on him to get me a glass of water!"

"Really?" the girl said with genuine cutiosity.

"Really." Lithuania replied, closing his eyes and hanging his head.

"But, that's no good! You need people you can depend on. Ah! I know!" She slid her hand over his, "From now on, you can depend on me!"

Awww... :3 That was frackin' adorable!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Canada walked in on Prussia and Lithuania...He'd float away, scarred for life, and neither of them would've noticed he was there in the first place. (Why is Canada the only one finding all these pervs? We need to bring in someone who'll expose them!)

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

England to de-flower China...

England: Uh...hey, China...my country needs a loan. I'll...um...insane blush...make it worth your while.

China: Aiyah!! First America, then France, and now you! sigh Let's just get this over with-aru!

England: Wait...that doesn't count as de-flowering, then. -_-

XD I know this is an actual fan pairing, so there's probably a better way, but...ah, screw it. I like this one. :P

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Canada slash? ...they might. I've never really asked.

Me: A ha ha ha! How about those new M&Ms? XD BTW, do you read Canada slash? X3

Friend: What?! O_o

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What is this..."het"...you speak of? Is...is a food??

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Rossia-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-no. o.o

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

EnglandxPrussiaxHungary. Yeah, but England would just be the obstacle to be overcome by Gilbert's awesomeness. :D

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Lithuania? He'd scream Poland's name, of course. mischievious fangirl snicker

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hungary! Just the other day!

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Italy's super-secret kink is...drumrolldrumroll Pieces of bread shaped like sailboats!! ...chirpchirp... Well, hey, I had to say SOMETHING. -_-

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Russia shag Sealand??/? OH GOD!! I just KNEW I'd regret putting Sealand up there! D:

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

America and Canada! :D That should be fairly obvious.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

China and Sealand are in a happy relationship (ew) until Sealand suddenly runs off with England (OOC much?). China, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Russia (go crazy, fangirls) and a brief, unhappy affair with France (no comment), then follows the wise advice of Hungary and finds true love with Prussia (WTFN??).

Title: Hungary's Way of Punishing Prussia

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Canada and Liechtenstein?? I'd stop watching.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

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Taken from pmpatg's awesome-possum profile:

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies.