Seras is lonely and realises that her life as a vampire has made her an outcast and she'll probably never find a guy. After a series of rather erotic dreams and a bumbling attempt at romance within Hellsing that leads to disaster, she realises her Master is paying her a lot more attention than usual. In fact, he seems to be downright determined to send her over the edge!

After murdoc's second accident with 2D in the car he hires a live in nurse with a spotty background to do his court ordered duties. After a while, she starts to make an influence on 2D in his coma-like state. Contains graphic sexual situations. I can't find hardly any stories with 2D and other females so here I go.

"And yet they're jade and blue equilibrium and they could share a kiss or two, maybe, if the sunset's right and Vriska's in a good mood and Kanaya's brave that day." Will eventually turn into a series of short fics about VrisKan. Some will be romantic, some will be friendship, some will be mournings of unrequited love, but there is lots of angst and fluff. Rated M for much cursing.