Ms. Bibliophile
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Joined 08-02-06, id: 1105856
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Hello, random internet user. This is the page of I, Ms. Bibliophiile. If you've hoped for some sort of decent normalcy, though, you've come to the wrong place.

To begin, I have a total of Eighteen (18) people who live in my head. Quite a bit, if you ask me. So. The one that most of you are probably aquainted with is Lissy: also known as the FAnGirly Alchemist, she's always hyped on suger and goes around saying things like AWESOME!!!!!!! WRITE MORE PLZ!!!!!! or SVEETSVETTSEVETTSEVWERTT!!!! KAWAII! I LUFF EDO!!!! and she begs random people to put her in their stories (except she uses the psudonym Tai Klaire... many apologies to anyone who has encounted Lissy)

The other one that you might be aquainted with is Ms. Bibliophile: she's the sanest of my head-people, always there with constructive critism and advice. Alas, she also sometimes begs people to place her, or one of her (ahem, miy) characters, in stories. She is not as annoying as Lissy, so if you get a comment from her, then be thankful; she's not Lissy.

People who have been terrorized by Lissy include ObeyTheSnarf. Sorry, Harriet, a thousand apologies. And a muffin.

People who have been terrorized(or, as may be the case, helped) by Ms. Bibliophile include xpakux. Though I am very happy that Tala is going to be in your story.

Go read these people's stories. Theya re good. Theya re long. And I am in them. They are, respectively, 'Bald Eagle' and 'Harry Potter and the FullMetal of Amestris'.

That is all for now. If you have been terrorized by either Lissy or Ms. Bibliophile, please email at: tks_lol@yahoo.ca and help us stop this menace.

Thank you.

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Bald Eagle by ObeyTheSnarf reviews
Ed and Al end up in our world, and I meet them. Now they must face a miniature colonel bastard, living in the basement, hentai, the Numa Numa song, the homunculi, and more. Multiple oc pairings. This series is over. Reasons in last two chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang by FyreOpal25 reviews
A blond has been turned into a cat chimera. It's not Ed...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Edward E., Riza H.
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Attack of the bad pairings! by slinko reviews
The FMA charecters are trapped in a bad pairing fanfic!will they escape?RoyxPride.RoyxED.RizaxWinry.BredaxHavoc.KainxFalman.ScarxAl.MaesxInuYasha?.!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
From Dante's Twisted Fairytales: Sleeping Beauty by PolyginalWarrior reviews
To put Wrath to sleep, Sloth reads from a strange book called Dante's Twisted Fairytales. This time, it's The Little Mermaid. Wrath still won't sleep! Sloth decides to read Cinderella next. Sloth reads Sleeping Beauty as a last resort. Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,090 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
He Must've Known You'd Always Come Back by ApocalypsePony316 reviews
Ron's point of view after he storms out of the tent on the riverbank. How does he cope with the knowledge that he's let them...her...down? SPOILERS FOR TDH Rating bc of mild language, and I'm paranoid. Merlin's pants! Lucky number 7! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What My Sisters Would Do If They Met Edward Elric by FMA4EVER reviews
It's in the title...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Full Metal of Amestris by xpakux reviews
After his attempt to save his brother and transporting himself years ahead of his time from Amestris into Munich, Germany, Edward Elric found himself a new job. Teaching at Hogwarts. But when has teaching ever involved destroying Horcruxes? Harry Potter x
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E.
Time by Lea Cat reviews
In an alchemy accident, past, present, and future collide. One pair of Elric brothers is bad enough.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
7 Little Dwarves by AppleCherry108 reviews
After a freak alchemy accident, Ed gets a split personality. Unfortunatly, it's a tad more split than he can handle. Will Winry be able to solve this extra Ed problem, or will the stress kill her? Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
Edward's Balomi by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
A Collection Of Random Oneshots For Your Amusement. Please Note That They May Cause Seizures Or Brain Failure Due To The Extreme Amount Of Stupidity. You Have Been Warned! Recently Re-Edited.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,116 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Life Goes On by April Dragon reviews
This is a collection of oneshots that take place after My Brother, My Child. Rated PG13, just in case something comes up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Edward Elric Discovers FANFICTION by Heidi C reviews
What happens when Edward Elric discovers by US SINCERELY? What happens when Roy is right behind him? Opinions cluster as a premature war begins when a Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction Club rocks up FROM THE DEAD. No, not really. I just felt like saying it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
My Brother, My Child by April Dragon reviews
When the transmutation ends with Alphonse with the body and mind of a three year old child, will Ed be able to handle the responsibility of older brother, and ultimately, father figure? The story behind Innocent Question. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by FyreOpal25 reviews
Havoc must save the day! Yes, I'm serious.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Jean H.
Full Metal Alchemist 2: A New Generation by Enialis G. Dragonne reviews
Set after the final episode, Ed is trapped on our side of the gate, and he has accepted his fate, settled down, and now has a wife and two daughters. He kept a book filled with adventures in a secret room, but what happens when his daughters find it? R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006
Ed's Little Soft Room by videogameandanime-empress reviews
This is what happens when the men in white coats take the blonde boy in the red jacket to a little soft room.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Edward E.
Truth or Dare The Game at Winrys by XKiraraX reviews
What would happen if the cast of Full Metal Alchemist were gathered at Winrys house? They'd play truth or dare!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
Going Full Circle a full metal alchemist story by anime hotti reviews
A girl from a quiet town is disturbed because of two boys. One with blonde hair & Very short & the other in a suit of armor. I believe you know who these boys are. This girl's name is Kerissa Summerfield. Kerissa must help the boys with some things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
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Harry Potter and the Wizards of Konohagakure reviews
Harry Potter vowed to complete Dumbledore's wishes: to destroy the missing Horcruxes. Of course, he also vowed to never return to Hogwarts. Looks like both vows will be broken once Professor Uzumaki gets in the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/7/2007
Things I'd Never Say reviews
The Sins have disappeared and everything is back to normal. But someone had to wreck all that with disturbing information. Which they inconveniently forgot in a tragic accident. And what's this with Hughes's returning to terrorize?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006