Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls.

I dance to move only you, and I fight to kiss and make up

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numberous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever read for more than two hours straight without realizing, copy this into your profile.

If you think that some leaders these days are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, put this is your profile.

If you hate Train A/Train B problems, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had an extreme mood swing, put this in your profile.

If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you have it perfectly memorized without seeing the lyrics, put this in your profile.

If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile.

Don't expect the rainbow if you can't survive the rain

You can never be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Live life to the fullest, because you only get one.

Expect nothing and you will never be disapointed!

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change . . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

Life is a Maze and Love is a Riddle.

There are too many people in the world to hate everyone that hates you.

rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, don't lose yourself

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A FUCKING WALL!!"

First rule, I rule.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me. But you will respect me.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile

If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that had a pull sign on it or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the master piece.

Living isn't really winning if you don't die, now is it?

If you think clowns are the root of all evil copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

"My head says 'who gives a shit', my heart says 'You do, moron!'."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one."

"No trespassing, violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

"Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle."

"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it."

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Love is a better teacher than duty.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid,stuck up and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(I am NOT a snob)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Um ew and no)

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I hate stereotypes. I really do. I think that this little tidbit says so much about prejudice and judging. The ones in bold are the ones that apply to me. Seriously though, stereotyping is wrong. Way uncool.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.