Haha! After much waiting, I have finally gotten this account. I'm so thrilled.

For starters, I do not do serious fanfiction. Or angsty. Or romantic. It's strictly comical for me.

Anyway.

A little bit about myself:
I love to act.
I have pet chickens. Eight, actually. One is named Fantine.
I enjoy anything from the Renaissance period.
I like alternative music.
I have imaginary friends named Danny and Nigel. Nigel's from England. We're engaged.
I hate biology homework.
The only reason I'm taking French is because it's the language of the Mizzies. I was also hoping that maybe I would be able to sway the conversation to Les Mis every so often. A few weeks ago, the teacher actually asked us about the French Revolution and I was the only one who answered. And then she couldn't get me to stop talking about the comparisons between the American and French Revolution and about how, contrary to belief, the Revolution of 1832 was not the French Revolution. Of course, then she made me explain to the class what the Revolution of 1832 was and then she really couldn't get me to shut up.

Plays I've Been In:
How to Eat Like a Child (middle school)
You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown (middle school)
Les Miserables (theater group)
Grapes of Wrath (high school)
Oliver! (theater group)

Current Obsession: Les Miserables. All the way.

Favorite Character from said Obsession: JAVERT. Ok, I'm just going to let you ponder on this for a second and think to yourself "Why am I not a fan of Javert?" (and if you are, you can think to yourself "YES! I'VE FOUND ANOTHER FANGIRL!")
I make it a goal of mine to convert all of my friends to Javert-ism (After, of course, converting them to Mizism). So far, I have succeeded. A certain friend and I actually had a long disscussion one lunch period a few days ago about how un-wonderful Les Mis would be like without Javert.
I'm actually married to Javert in my mind. Fun times.

Book Currently Reading: Les Miserables. (Isn't it funny how all of these answers have to do with the same thing?) I just started part 3, aka "Marius." At the present moment, Victor Hugo is introducing Marius' grandfather.
It's a really good book, once you get past the Waterloo and the 100 pages going into detail about the convent... Victor Hugo sure gets sidetracked.

Movie Last Watched: Bedtime Stories. I really think that the movie would've been better without the random little hamster thing.

I am fictionally married to: Javert (Les Mis); Snape (Harry Potter); Dustfinger (Inkheart); Legolas (Lord of the Rings); Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice); Dally (the Outsiders); Dr. Armstrong (And Then There Was None); and Robin Hood (...Robin Hood)

Some images of awesomeness on deviantart.com:
The Roommates comics by AsheRyder
"OH SNAP- a HP Comic" by zareonianwolf
"CLOPIN AND JAVERT XMAS" by Crispy-Gypsy
"Les Miserables Ad" by DarthxErik
"JK's cruel revenge" by NorahSS

Favorite websites:
fanfiction.net
deviantart.com
facebook.com
epicfail.com
truantdogs.com
theonion.com

On youtube:
Mad TV
A Very Potter Musical

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Alternate Endings:
For 'Another Sleepless Night'- while my friends and I were all at the beach, I was writing this story. I leave my laptop unattended for one minute, and this is was happens. It was written by someone who had had a bit to much sugar, and who happens to be The Blue Carrott:

“Yea, well, this was entertaining. But I’m going to go back to patrolling now.” He (the cop) left the room.
~~~~~
“But don’t leave me! We belong together!” Victor’s eyes filled with tears as he watched the love of his life walk through the door. “What happened to forever and always? Huh? Some lover you are!”

“I’m sorry Vicky, but this relationship is like a bad rugburn…sore, but making me want to burst into ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ but what’s stopping me is a confused baby reaching for an apple and I can’t figure out who you are in this metaphor and that’s what’s so painful!”

“But I can change! I’m obviously the Shakira in this metaphor! You’ve seen me belly dance, right? Please don’t go!”

“Then dance right now!”

As the music started and Victor began to dance, the cop quickly saw before him the young boy he had fallen in love with so many years ago.
Suddenly, the belly dance music stopped, and in its place, a sappy romantic instrumental song began to play, such as the songs one hears in a romantic comedy. Victor turned his head and met the cop’s eyes. The cop’s eyes filled with tears of joy at seeing his childhood sweetheart once again for who he truly is, and they ran towards each other in slow motion, their arms extended to meet one another once their chests met in a bro-hug and their faces smashed together in the clash of love.

“Grilled cheese tastes good on Friday, especially with Frank Sinatra and Shakira.” ~ George Washington

The end.

Well, I warned you.