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Joined 07-30-09, id: 2029636, Profile Updated: 06-09-12

I think it's about time I changed that thing a little, given that it's a couple years old. So, what you need to know about me is that I'm a french girl , and not such a good English speaker, so I apologise for all the mistakes I make ' Another important thing you should you: I'm addicted to YAOI. That's how I came to read english stuff by the way( not enough good yaoi in french -even though there were LOADS of things I didn't understand a first-_- )

Hm, unless I'm probably struck with awesome inpiration, I'm probably never gonna post anything.( And if I do anyway it'll be french. )The main point of this account was to be able to comment all the stories I love. By the way, you should have a look at my favorites stories and authors. Lots of awesomeness there .

One last thing, an advice for all the non-french who try speaking french in their stories: don't. Seriously. Most of the time, in the short sentences, there are more mistakes than words well-written. And in the long sentences, there are SO many mistakes I have no idea what you it is are trying to say, and I have to read your translation. And as it might help discourage you from trying to write french, you might want to know that I definetely laugh at you when you try to.

Just kidding.(...probably -). Anyway, if you ever want to try and write french in your stories, I'm more than willing to help/ correct you.( That sounds awfully conceited, doesn't ? AND hypocrite. Telling you not to write in a language you don't know enough-that's exactly what I'm doing. Sorry bout that -_- But, I have an excuse(kind of)!I actually want to improve my english. It was one of the main reason I even started reading english fanfictions. While in the stories I'm talking about , there are only a couple of sentences in another language, just to confuse the reader. )

And I guess that's all you have to know. Bye!

J'ai même pas envie de faire une partie française, tellement je fais rien en français sur ce site. Les seules auteur français que j'adore vraiment sont au nombre de... bah, un.(*Se prosterne au pieds de Mauguine-sama*), et les chances pour que l'envie - et l'inspiration- d'écrire une fic me frappe soudainement sont négligeables. Pff, si ça vous intéresse tant que ça, sachez que je suis une lycéenne. Et que dans mes favoris se trouvent des fanfics qui sont infiniment plus interressantes que ça.-100% YAOI!- Lisez-les. Maintenant.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. i wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Copy and paste if you think child abuse is wrong

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Storm by Mauguine reviews
The Storm. L'orage. Parce que la vie de Matt est une longue tempête, rythmée par le fracas assourdissant du tonnerre et illuminée d'un unique mais fabuleux coup de foudre. Un éclairage magnifique mais mortellement dangereux… Mello. Bonus en ligne !
Death Note - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,532 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Requiem by Rasengan22 reviews
Because soulmates never die.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Induction by CerealK reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke enrolls in Japan's best university he finds himself living on the prestigious Olympus Hall. He had expected that. What he hadn't expected were the insane trials to become an Olympian... or the fierce blue eyes of Big Brother Apollo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 302 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trust the Dreams by Ljiljana reviews
Six months ago, Naruto had a set of really odd dreams; each and every one of them was about kissing this guy he had gone to school with. And now, the dreams are starting again, more intense than ever. AU, late twenties
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruSasu Alternate Universes by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of various AU ficlets. AUs include cyberpunk, pirates, furries, firefighters, vampires, etcetera. Naruto-Sasuke centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Konoha Gakuen Drabbles by darkalbino reviews
As the title implies pfft :I A collection of RP'd NaruSasuNaru drabbles based in the Naruto high school OVA, Konoha Gakuen. Ratings vary from K to M, depending on the chapter/drabble. For Fergar :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gray Colored Happiness by mylilchickadee reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha and and must come to terms with himeslf. some NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 245,578 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slumberland by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,506 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Princess by izumyxyumi reviews
Deux princes. Edward et Envy, après huit ans de séparation, se retrouvent pour se disputer une pretty princess. Tout les oppose, mais un rien suffit à les réunir. Dans un monde moderne, deux familles aristocrates en oublient une troisième.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,454 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Real by Jelp reviews
Sometimes not knowing what is and isn’t real is better than facing the painful truth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Absolute by kodak-85 reviews
The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yours for an Hour by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Even without trying to, Life changes Sasuke one hour at a time. For aoi hana72
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twelve Roses by indigo's ocean reviews
HIATUS:: As one of the least popular kids in school, Envy is used to finding stupid pranks in his locker. But he really wasn't expecting the roses. So, this leads to a new dilemma: to trust or not to trust. EdxEnvy, AU Happy Valentine's Day!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Alternative Education by Ljiljana reviews
Field trips are for seeing and learning new things, right? Well, the only thing Sasuke has learned so far is that loud morons have loud wet dreams. AU, Naru/Sasu/Naru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,510 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Pleasure by darkalbino reviews
Is in his hands. And he doesn't even have to undress. Birthday gift for Mako75 and The Cereal Killer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coat Check by darkalbino reviews
A little Christmas gift for michelerene in response to hers for me 83 SasuNaru, lime. Happy Holidays! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Animal by darkalbino reviews
Morals and instinct were never meant to mix. Demon Sasuke and Naruto fic. Early birthday gift for Vege. AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bullet by Mako75 reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru A collection of oneshots centering about Naruto and Sasuke. Random love, random annoyance, random sweetness, random anger, random sex, more random love and some more randomness. It's all good. Will contain various couples
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dans sa chair by Kumfu reviews
Kyuubi avait parlé et Naruto s'était exécuté. Et aussi profond que s'inscrive le lien dans leurs chairs, Sasuke le voulait à en crever. NaruSasu YAOI. Suite du "souffle chaud du démon". Joyeux NaruSasu Day ! UA.
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Les rapports de Lavi by Ceska Zbrojovka reviews
Nouveau titre de ma fiction " c'est un type deutsch grammophon ". Être bookmen, ça n'est pas de tout repos! Lavi, qui compulse bravement, et pour la science, ses rapports d'observation sur le quotidien de la congrégation, va l'apprendre à ses dépends...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kanda Yuu
If by kittyebony13 reviews
FMA AU. Envy and Ed go to the same school, but Ed doesn't have a clue that Envy's been in love with him since second grade. When they're forced to work together on a project their senior year, Ed discovers some things he didn't know. WARNING: Yaoi R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,450 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
L'Académie d'Alchimie by izumyxyumi reviews
Ed devient professeur d'alchimie, sous les ordres de son supérieur ; une nouvelle qui ne l'enchante pas trop. Malheureusement, un vieil élève bien décidé à lui pourrir la vie se manifeste... // écrit par evernight0127 et hellsnight // fic COMPLETE !
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,467 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Les tribulations de Raito et L by lasurvolte reviews
ca commence par un dialogue bien débile, il n'y aura que des dialogues avec des personnages un peu beaucoup OOC, et mettre énormément de RaitoL parce que j'adore! Si vous aimez les sucreries et pas les chaussettes, alors cette fic est faite pour vous
Death Note - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 21,689 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Amour haineux by hellsnight reviews
La haine et l'amour ne sont séparé que par une petite frontière, Ed arrive dans un nouveau lycée, et à le malheur d'être prit immédiatement en grippe, et se retrouve ensuite obligé de partager sa chambre avec celui qui le déteste... Juger par vous même :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Move for Me by Jelp reviews
Powerful desire. Powerful feelings. Move for me. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unconditional by mylilchickadee reviews
Because she watches, she sees. A NaruSasu from Sakura's point of view. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Highs and Lows by Jelp reviews
Two different guys. Two different lifestyles. Two different philosophies on life. But not too different from each other to understand each other’s highs and lows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,771 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Christmas Party At The Elrics by Potions for Foxes reviews
Trisha Elric, a recently published writer, has never been good at telling people no. So when Dante, a renowned author, invites herself to the Elric’s Christmas party, Trisha acquiesces and invites the entire Alighieri-Sraoilleog-Grådighet family over.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Qui aime bien châtie bien by evernight0127 reviews
Quand la haine fait faire des choses indomptables ; quand deux idiots se retrouvent face à face à l'hôpital ; quand des sentiments plus puissant encore que la haine se forgent ; eh bien ça donne ça ! fic COMPLETE !
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,305 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Le jour se lève by Mauguine reviews
Le jour se lève. A la fenêtre, Near le contemple qui incendie les toits. Mello lui a dit qu'il partirait à l'aube. Alors seulement, Near pleure. Alors seulement, il se souvient… De quelques notes, d'une blessure, d'une chanson… Léger UA. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Le Envy Vilain et Le Petit Poussin Ed by lasurvolte reviews
Le Envy vilain voulait le cœur de Ed poussin qui ne voulait pas lui donner. ed/vy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Legal Drug by Holy'Shrimp reviews
UA, EnvyxEd Truc irrésumable où Envy joue le gigolo pour voir Edward se livrer une bataille mentale: succombera, succombera pas? Regarder, ne pas regarder? Mais les 'conversations' de détour de couloir l'aideront bien à se décider!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Ange by opelleam reviews
Sasuke, invité par Orochimaru pour parler affaire, se voit offrir pour la nuit les services d'Ange. OS – Yaoi Naru/Sasu - UA
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/23/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retour de mission by opelleam reviews
Petit OS en deux parties tout soft sur les pensées de Naruto puis de Sasuke alors qu'ils rentrent d'une mission où ils n'étaient pas ensemble. Yaoi Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suicide by lasurvolte reviews
Pourquoi parmi toutes les manières de se suicider, choisir celle là ?
Death Note - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - L - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Find Me At by Spirix reviews
Ed has a onenight stand with a stranger who understands him better than any girl he ever dated. Maybe because it was a MAN and very... different... Edvy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
SasuNaru Scenario Page by Quack says the T-shape reviews
This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paranormal Envy by Artificial Wings 39 reviews
EdxEnvy Ed is forced to move with his family to an old house that gives him the creeps. What happens when Ed finally figures out why the place scares him so much? Ed's POV. OOCness, Yaoi and language. LOOK AT CHP. 15!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Hate this, love you by TrulyWished reviews
Sequel to Shuffled chronicling Cat's growth. Still yaoi, not quite mpreg but follows baby of, some language of course, and the odd mention of sex. EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,890 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seeking Help by Selvanic reviews
When Envy is sent to a psychiatrist, he finds a new method for 'tormenting' his chibi, and Ed is forced to find retaliation methods. EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,311 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing Better by thoughtless dreamer reviews
DISCONTINUED Sequel to Expecting The Unexpected. Neither Edward nor Envy has had a proper family. And so they wonder, can they actually make one work? There's a first time for everything...like parenthood. EnvyxEd. Yaoi, post mpreg.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pillow Talk by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
What do you Love about me' Ed asked lazily [boy love...sap and lots of it Happy BDay JJ! as belated as this gift is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Black Sweet by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi NaruSasu PWP Gmenverse, Naruto and Sasuke need a vacation, and Kakashi knows the perfect place. Sidefic to Embracing Dreams.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Feelings 2 by Selvanic reviews
Envy isn't sure what to do when he's told something meant for Ed. A continuation of 'Forbidden Feelings' EnvyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Fighter by desolate butterfly reviews
[LeeSaku, drabble] When Team Gai and Team 7 train together, Sakura shows Lee what she really wants from him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Forbidden Feelings by Selvanic reviews
Ed faces a dilema when his feelings conflict with his logic. EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Expecting The Unexpected by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Ed and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,603 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cut Me Off by WingedBonnie reviews
EnvyxEd AU: Everyone has to lie a bit now and then...fake a laugh or two, ya know? Chp17: Ed and Al are making list...list that involve the substantial issues of those around them. And Envy...he's having a blast as usual. Say 'Cheese' Everyone or suffer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,377 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
The One I Love by Zoorzh reviews
He comes nearly every week. Ed finds himself in love with a monster. Envy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sin High by Cat-and-Kit reviews
ENVY x ED . Ed is a new student at West Rain High school. Being the only 15 year old in grade twelve, he is already gaining way more attention than he'd like. And when we add a very interested Envy to the mixture... ::Now rated M for later chapters::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,387 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Edward E., Envy
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Two Sighted by Cat-and-Kit reviews
Ed is falling, and Envy is only making it worse. AU setting, oneshot. Not for softcore kiddies, take the rating seriously. Enjoy! Envy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepwalker by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven, Sasuke in Sound fic] Sasuke has a few sleeping problems in Sound that he needs to take care of before he can fully break his bonds to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 405 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Placebo by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu ficlet] When Sasuke can't ask for what he needs, Naruto has to try a little harder.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Timing by FastForward reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
For God to Hear by Yami-Nabe reviews
Envy X Ed. Ed's POV. Dont read if your not open minded, dont like shonen ai, have problems against rape, molestation, or if you are extremly of the christian faith because I basically end up doing nothing but ridiculing it. Envy's a demon with fuzzy ears.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/11/2005
Namida by Anda chan reviews
04.19.05 - Ch 15 up! - All Edward wanted was some time alone after having arrived in Central. What he received however was an unwanted visitor with a different agenda... [Envy x Ed, shounen-ai, end of series spoilers in later chapters]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,581 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
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