Hello my name is Alora Megstein, I'm 16 years old and on my way to becoming a writer haha! Oftentimes I write with my best friend Jay, or augustine, and we love coming up with great little yaoi fanfics for everyones enjoyment. I really enjoy writing poetry, I love reading it too so if anyone has any good poems let me know. xD Please enjoy my fanfics as best you can and constructive criticism is always welcome. :)

Favorites:

Song: Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Movie/s: 50 First Dates( it's so funny when she beats that guy with a bat!), Happy Feet(it's so sweet), and The Notebook (incredibly romantic)

Music: Pop, Rock, Country(occasionally), Alternative

Band: Trading Yesterday

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, The Lightening Thief, Sookie Stackhouse Series, Twisted

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Quotes:

Life is like a pack of gum; i've yet to figure out why.

I'm not stupid, it's called 'mentally challenged.' -yeps! that's toatally me :p-

I'm not lazy, just energetically challenged. -made by me! inspired by previous!-

Come to the dark side.. we have cookies. -it depends on what kind of cookies...-

Fat kids are harder to kidnap. -XD i love that one!!-

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

I was uncool before uncool was cool.

rite 2 me liek dis... and i'll shoot you

Smile. It confuses people. it does!!

Nananana, BATMAN!

My fish is prettier than yours. it is!

Say no to speedos! eww... speedos...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes. yeah!

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow

Boys are like toilets...either taken or full of crap!-Yep

Sometimes you have to dump out all the cereal to get the prize, and sometimes the prize sucks.

Having a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy people enough to make it worth your while.- Proven fact!

Imagination is more important than knowledge

I'm not depressed, I just hate the world

Everything ends up okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's not the end yet.- I personally love this one

Why are all single guys jerks? Because all the sensitive, sweet, cute guys have girlfriends

Boys are like lava lamps their fun to watch, hot, and not too bright.- Ain't that the truth

We are the people your parents warned you about!

Love is not blind, but it may sometimes run into things!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Don't be open-minded; your brains might fall out!

Flying is simple. You simply throw yourself at the ground and miss!

You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same!-I love this one

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

I'm on the seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!

Can I get your picture? I collect natural disasters!- Major dis right there!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Anagram RMX, Hexacamas7

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! (HAH! That would SO be me!Sorry.NOT!)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.(Yep!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl, Anagram RMX, Hexacamas7

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there's a bitch in you're life that won't go screw her/himself, and that you have verbally abused in your mind, copy and paste this in your profile.

( ) ( ) (")_(") that is a bunny rabbit. copy and paste this into ur profile so it'll spread and achieve ultimate darkness in fanfiction.

If you actually read my entire profile because you're avoiding something, have no life, or have waaaaaaaayyyy to much time on your hands, copy and paste this to your profile.

I got these from a friend of mine and yes I know I'm a clumsy idiot!

So read and review my stories, PLEASE?!