Hello, reader. If you're looking for serious, heart-wrenching stories, look elsewhere. I am not a serious person, and probably never will be. That being said, I will attempt serious stories now and then. I'm not much much of a fan of fan fiction, but i'll do my best to stick with the general lore. Sidenote: i'm a bit offensive, so i'd be careful when reading my stories. Just remember, we're trying to have a laugh. They're jokes, so don't take them to seriously.