Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots. All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them. Some of the oneshots take place in an AU (12th Perigee's Eve, "D-Stri", It must be fate, and Alternian Voyager). The following take place post-retcon in the canon universe (may or may not have a few subtle alterations or fanon details depending on fic): Flood, Ou

John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends. He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't even feel attracted in any way to anyone.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for as long as you can remember, you've only had one serious life goal. To find your heterochromatic match. Or, simply, your soulmate. Because once you find them, your eyes will stop being two different colors. You'll have found your better half. And you love your soulmate, no matter who they are, so why are you developing feelings for Dave Strider?

Aradia hates being the new girl, especially in a new country. She vows to not make friends since she won't be staying long. That is, until she is saved by Sollux from a bad situation. Sollux has not known love for a few years, and he will not say why. By saving Aradia, he brings her into high school drama and gang affairs. Will the pair grow close, knowing it could mean disaster?

Just a little DaveKat fluff. No smut, as they're only little kiddies. Dave doesn't eat any Valentine's Day cards from his class, so Karkat cheers him up!

What happens when Finn and Fionna get switched between OOO and AAA thanks to the Ice Queen and King. How will they get back and how will they be able to adjust to this strange "new" world?

John just wants a real friend that he can trust, but Dave Strider plans to be all that and more. Adorableness ensues, along with a little angst in-between. Schoolstuck AU in John and Dave's POV (No longer on hiatus-2 new chapters!)

Title basically says it all but nyeh. So there's that whole part where Dave is making Karkat draw dicks and they get into a small struggle over it. Well in this fanfic, it leads to something completely different than Karkat-In-A-Cape flipping. Rated M for Smut, you have been warned. I don't own Homestuck. IT'S A DAVEKAT THING. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Sequel on my profile! :)

Fair warning: LEMONS! SMUT! c: Rated M for such. Pain pairing is DaveKat, but a background JohnVris.

After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia

In which John uses the power of sugar on Karkat.

Karkat needs sleep.