Finding out that some of the Wesley's and Hermione he thought as family had betrayed him, Harry wishes for something that seems impossible. With that single wish, Harry is thrown back into his one year old Body with a mind seeking for revenge. Watch out Hogwarts, a new Harry Potter is taking over. Yaoi and implied M-preg.

"I am a THIEF, not a MURDERER; thank you very much!" Harry becomes a thief out of boredom and curiosity leading to him becoming a master thief, so when the time comes for him to start going to Hogwarts, things turn a little... different. Depictions of rape/non-con and child abuse, Harry/Male Harem, yaoi, don't like yaoi/slash, don't read

After the war Harry decides not to become an Auror and to help George out at the shop instead. To everyone's surprise Fred isn't dead, but rather has been imprisoned by Deatheaters, who forced him to relive his worst nightmares. Fred realizes that Hermione's magic is compatible with his own, as is Harry's and George's. Together they begin to heal from the trauma of war.