Hey, people!My name is Kate ,I love writing and books. TV's pretty good,too. South Park ROCKS MY FRIKIN SOCKS OFF!!!!

Age: 11

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Skin: White...PALENESS RULES. =P

In note to my name, I am a darkdisturbed sad little emo kid. =DDD

EVERYONE knows that! lol

I'm so weird...

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!
i'm really random...

If your really random, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should really give that damn rabbit his cereal, copy this into your profile.

if you believe in god, copy this into your profile.

If you read nasty nasty fics that you shouldn't read, Copy this into your profile.

If your a perverted child and proud, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE vampires, copy this into your profile.

If you fucking cuss as much as you fucking want, copy this into your fucking profile fucker.

If your white, and you try to act gangsta, copy this into your profile.

If your a writer, copy this into your profile.

If you want some damn icecream, copy this into your profile.

-Sad but Beautiful Story-

A girl and a guy
were speeding
over 100 mph
on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down,
i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not,
please, it's so
scary.

Guy: Then
tell me
you love me.

Girl:I love
you, slow down.

Guy: Now
give me a big hug

/She
gave him a big hug/

Guy:Can you
take my helmet
off & put it on
yourself,
It's really
bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper, a
motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the
crash, but only one
survived. The truth was that
halfway down the road the
guy realized that the breaks weren't
working, but he didn't want
the girl to know.
Instead, he had her
hug him and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his
helmet on so that she would live, even if it
meant that he would die.

If you would do the
same for the person
you love, copy this in your
profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.Paste this bunny in your profile to help Bunnies take over the World!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, An Angel Flying with broken wings, WerewolfDuelistofSliferRed, 07Matt,Darkdisturbedlittlegirl

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

If you love to rant about random stuff for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick and tired of all those god damn judgemental retards who stereotype and hate emos; and that those judgemental idiots should just leave emos alone and let them express themselves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those cereal commercials are the most retarded things ever, copy this into your profile.

If you think your fat, and someone has actually said you look skinny, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate 'Flame Rising' and all his other accounts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile

If you HATE school, copy this into your profile

I love acting, writing, reading, typing, singing(people have said I could be on american idol when I turn 16), and anything else that interests me.

My favorite food is italian sausage. I LOVE it!

MY MUSIC INTERESTS:

Amy Studt, Within Temptation, Amy Winehouse, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Emin.em, My Chemical Romance, The Jonas Brothers, Lady Sovereign. THREE DAYS GRACE (To be honest, lol I have more but...lol the only real rappers I like are eminem and lady sovereign...eminem talks about real issues and lady sovereign is...welll...different.)

MY TV INTERESTS:
South Park, Dead Like Me, SLOZAC--Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Parental Control, Family Guy, uhh..what else...Life with Derek, Fosters, Drawn Together, Montel, CSI, Law and Order, Kim Possible

MY MOVIE INTERESTS:
POTC, THE EXORCIST, THE SIXTH SENSE, LOTR, uhh...what elseee...Election! My mom was in it!

MY BOOK INTERESTS:
Everything. I LOVE to read!

I love my fans! I plan to get published very soon!

My friend told me to post this on my profile.

Her name is Kate!
-Yeah-

She loves to write.

-Yeah-

and if you mess with her

-Yeah!-

She'll fuck you up!

-That doesn't rhyme!-,

Oh and just to say something for the people who hate my fics:
They are my fics.

Most of them aren't serious

They are jokes.

If you don't think their funny, sure, you don't.

A lot of other people do.

For another thing,

The person who told me did I really expect to get published with this garbage...
I NORMALLY DON'T WRITE LIKE THAT.

I'm not gonna send that to a publisher.

My fiction stories are actually rather good.
I hate flamers.
Why do you flame? What's wrong with constructive crit?
My parents are divorced, and I have problems with depression.

I love reading random fics, and writing random fics. I cuss too much, I talk too much, and I have a lot of friends.

I hate school. I despise it. It should go die in a hole.
Who the fuck wants to wake up at 6:AM so you can go do math?

Not me.

Well, I finally got Peeping Twins up!

Yes, it is demented.
And I know the first chapter is very very short.

Meh.

Who cares.

PEACE BITCHEZ.

Just kidding.

I'm hyper today.