Jax Malcolmhide bio
Author has written 30 stories for Pokémon, Misc. Books, Evangelion, Good Omens, X-overs, and Alien Nine. Last update: Ladies and gents, this account is officially abandoned. All works below will not be updated again for various reasons, but I don't have the heart to take them down because some people out there still like them (even though I'm thoroughly convinced they're crap except for the few one-shots). However, this doesn't mean that I don't feel the need to pretty much divorce myself from my earlier stuff (like Warp Series). I do. I just don't want to take them down because people still leave me reviews for them. That and I'd like to have proof that I royally sucked at one point too. If you would like to still follow my work, I've created a new account. Something will be up on it soon. Additionally, if you'd really like to know the ending of Warp Series, I was planning a Ragnarok showdown where everyone dies. No, seriously. Hawthorn and Witch Hazel was a small foray that I was only semi-serious about, so it really has no ending I can reveal. That said, see you at the new account. - Jax Malcolm/JX Valentine |
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Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 30: Pokemon Picking.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 4/22/2005
Ice by Farla reviews
The story of an unusual, inhuman girl. Chapter Seventeen: Nothing Important
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,999 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/1/2004
Evolution by Jaxxon reviews
Years ago, Ash left his Pokemon journey to be an assistant to Professor Oak. But after a lab accident, Ash will never be the same again.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,547 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Aetas Infinitas by CrystalRyu reviews
As a creature that has the ability to live for nearly a millennia, one individual ninetails goes through the trails of life at its longest. From native people, up until the present day losing friends and human companions as they die short lived.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Vulpix/Rokon, Ninetales/Kyukon
Misconception by Act reviews
Ah, the world of a new trainer. Isn't is always protrayed as glamourous? It is, right? Aren't we sick of that facade?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 12/4/2004
Unoriginality 2: AAMLudicrousness by Farla reviews
Chapter Four: We join the characters several years in the future...Pokeshippy rocketshippy eldershippy etc yay!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
ToMoDaChi by WednesdayLove reviews
Four children make a promise to be friends forever and grow up and go on a Pokemon journey together. Ten years later, Megan is the only one who even seems to like Pokemon anymore. Can she really find and reunite her friends?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Bowl of Petunias by Kat Highmoon reviews
This is another story of why the Bowl of Petunias thought "Oh no, not again" seconds before crashing onto the surface of the planet Magrathea.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2005
The World Is Not Enough: The Kanto Journeys by Kantaris reviews
REVAMPED & UPDATED, PLEASE REVIEW! Kantaris is just another Team Rocket member. But she has an ambition. Armed with only her dreams and determination, she sets out to go where very few Rockets have gone before: straight to the top.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004
Memory by Negrek reviews
One-shot. It begins as an innocent question but soon evolves into something more sinister. Why can't Seth remember anything about his past life, and why can no one else seem to, either?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Forlorn by Roxy Parkington reviews
On the balcony of a lighthouse, one person stands alone contemplating love and life...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Peeping Toms by Gelasia reviews
Ever notice the obsessive way in which Zedd and Rita spy on the Rangers and their daily lives? Zedd's spying takes a perverted turn - until his secret induldgence is discovered by Rita who decides to take action.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Kim H., Tommy O.
Musuko by RyukoVulpix reviews
Hanako is like any other mother who has a son... she worries about him, and wonders if he's all right... She reminisces about days long ago, when he was still young... and hopes that someday, he'll find his way home. Until then...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Pathie Zimbogous by Pathwarden reviews
Townsville recieves an unexpected visitor when an eccentric boy from the depths of outer space crash-lands into the city park. His intentions are good, but his life becomes a nightmare when people assume him for a rowdyruff. (COMPLETED)
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,496 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
Cruel Necessity by Epona Harper reviews
An attack on Peter has far-reaching repercussions.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Guilty by Design by Iveechan reviews
A Hitmonchan, born innocent and trained to become a deadly fighter, goes down the path of desensitazation. rating for violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Hitmonchan/Ebiwalar, Tyrogue/Balkie
Extreme Stoic Expression! by domino.dice reviews
Exactly what do you do when you wake up in someone elses' body? EyesKosuke, but not in the way you might think... They share an experience that allows each to understand the other better. Enjoy. NO shonen ai.
Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004
Rival by Erriel reviews
Gary’s little “change of heart” after the Johto League got me thinking. Just a brief look into what might be the story behind it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Metamorphosis by Sutaa-chan reviews
Sequel to "Changes". In the dead of winter, a new werewolf appears and misfortune falls upon another quiet character, but this one has a Yami...(Warnings: Death, gore, strong language) *FINALLY UPDATED: Chapter 6*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 6/30/2002
Characters' Lament by Anysia reviews
The characters of Pokemon rant about the generally awful condition of the fics in their fandom.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
Blinding Pokemon with Science by Luszcz reviews
A few random theories about certain mysteries of the pokemon world. Science!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003
Reality by Brian1 reviews
Ash tries to distinguish what's real and what's not as he watches scenes that could've been, all while wondering what's happening to him...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003
Dreams by lookitskris reviews
Kasumi has a crush on her friend....this isn't very good. You might want to skip over it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Everybody's Free to play Pokemon by Opal Amari reviews
Okay, so the title isn't entirely accurate, but it's a parody of Baz Luhrman's song/monolouge "Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)." I'm not sure if anyone else did this before, so this is entirely coincidental. So, yeah, enjoy!!!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Curse of the WereChu by Kanada reviews
on the full moon, Ash Ketchum no longer exists. A pikachu is in his place. *UPDATED* R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002
The Perfect Shade of Blue by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kaiba Seto lies awake and ponders curious things.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2003 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Death by Insinuation by FigNewton reviews
Newton Greye, an inept private eye. is hired by Rogue to trail Toad. Mishaps involving angry Englishmen and romantic confusion ensue. BTW, Noah, I fixed my 'enter' key! Yay!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Toad
Imposter by Alex Warlorn reviews
“Jeri” feels there are some truths too hideous for others to know.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Juri K./Jeri, Takato M. - Complete
How to Fry an Egg on Your Enemy's Head. by The Marauders Minus Two reviews
Ever wonder just how greasy Snape is? Well, the Marauders are going to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2001
One Good Reason- Tracey's Tale by Mister 49 reviews
"Give me one good reason..."
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2001
Where Do Babel Fish Go When They Die? by aces reviews
Sod it. He's dead. I still can't believe it.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2001
Redemption by Rb reviews
Everyone knows that Hikari is the child of Light. What happens when it comes to claim her? (warning: Dark.)
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/10/2001 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
Edward Hyde's Disney Special: Part 1 by Quark Quizmo reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if our favorite psychopathic killer, Edward Hyde, had his own Disney Special? Well, here's your chance to find out!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2000
Edward Hyde's Disney Special: Part 2 by Quark Quizmo reviews
Hyde's back! And he's better than ever!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2000
Red and Black by Musashi reviews
Red and black...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2000
Together Forever by Rb reviews
Ash and Pikachu have to make a choice, if they want to live together...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2000
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Goldfish Funerals reviews
It's not really about the fish.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
Seeing Things reviews
Bill catches a glimpse of something that no one else thinks exists.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
Listen reviews
When Yuri goes after the latest alien on her own, the job starts to get to her.
Alien Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Perfume reviews
Yuri wants to be just like Kasumi, but not everything that works for one person works for another.
Alien Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
The Truth reviews
Ash's mother finally tells him the truth about his past.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Faith reviews
Dresden, 1945. Crowley attempts to lure Aziraphale into questioning God.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Hunter reviews
Egotism, as Scyther learns, can be just as deadly as his prey.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Scyther/Strike - Complete
Code Blue
What starts out as a routine Angel elimination mission quickly turns into something far more unusual. And that's saying something.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Spoilers reviews
Crowley's committed all sorts of evil acts throughout his existence. However, Aziraphale thinks this one is particularly heinous.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Prescription reviews
How does one take care of a sick Angel? Shinji has no idea, and unfortunately, that's exactly his problem. AU, one shot, implied shipping.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
His Angel reviews
AAML oneshot. In the privacy of a bush, Ash has something simple to say to a certain someone. It's not what anyone expects. Crackfic ahoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Tradition reviews
When Meowth tires of Jessie's abuse, he decides to do something about it. Sort of. One shot. Response to a prompt, served with light humor.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
A Cigarette Moment reviews
It's a rough job, but someone's got to do it. One shot. Response to a prompt.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
So the World Turned to Ash reviews
Fifteen years after Ash Ketchum left Pallet Town to become a Pokemon master, the world turns to him once again to save it. However, things are different now. One shot, response to a prompt.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ho-Oh/Houou - Complete
Victory reviews
An epic battle between the mighty and the meek produces unexpected results. Oneshot request fic.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Twenty Stitches reviews
He's injured. She's squeamish. Only he would make light of that situation. Response to a prompt. Implied prodigyshipping. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi - Complete
Every Road reviews
What's beyond the boundaries of Pallet Town? A naïve child looks looks toward the unknown he's about to face. One shot. NOT an OT story.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Requiem reviews
(One-shot based on Night by Elie Wiesel.) At the brink of death, Juliek contemplates his situation and finds that sometimes the least logical decision is the best one to make.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Warp Series 03: The Brink of Halcyon reviews
(Surprise! Episode 23 complete) Warp is back in a brand new season! Danger and darkness looms ahead when Keios takes control of a powerful group of shifters...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
The Sketchbook reviews
A storybook of tales of unrelated one-shots... all written in under one hour.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004
Miles to Go reviews
But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep... Pseudo-vignette. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Hawthorn and Witch Hazel reviews
A simple wish changes the life of an unlucky youth forever. But he's not the only one feeling the consequences. On hiatus until further notice.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
Echo of Adam, Just a Bit of Eve reviews
One shot, prodigyshippy fluff! Lanette, in all her goodness, figures out the truth about a colleague... And it's not necessarily heavenly.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Bill/Masaki S., Lanette/Mayumi - Complete
How Bizarre reviews
Morpheus, god of dreams, aids a young Pokémon expert on the biggest quest of his mortal life... Through his own dream world. You haven't seen weird until you've seen this... [Complete for once!]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Complete
Fish Musings reviews
A Sunday afternoon on a park bench. A random comment. Deep thoughts sprouting from something stupid. Pseudovignette served with slight humor written on a whim.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete
Long Live the King reviews
A reluctant King Arthur reincarnate has to choose between giving up his life with Pokémon and leading the new Knights of the Round Table to peace. A new twist on the old legends of Camelot!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004
This Can Only Lead to Trouble reviews
A gift to Meowthgal. Bill. Drunk Meowth. Seedy New York bar. Who wants me to continue?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Bill/Masaki S., Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Warp Series 02: The Antiwarp Saga reviews
(Season two complete) Warp is back in the continuation of Warp Series! New enemies, new friends, and especially new surprises and twists await Bill this time...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,426 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete
Warp Series 01: Genesis reviews
Season one complete Inspired by Quantum Leap, the Pokémaniac and scientist we all know as Bill gets involved in a freak accident that causes him to leap or something similiar into Pokémon bodies. And then things get weird...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Bill/Masaki S. - Complete