Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hi! I'm lenientDreamer(LD if you please). I am all for any story(Homestuck especially!) you want to throw at me. I LOVE to read! I dabble in writing, but I'm terrible. Friendly criticism is very much appreciated along with any suggestions. I'm a pretty slow updater, but please give me a chance! Some of my very favorite authors: prolificWriter, Latia, darkgirl43255, & PotentiallyHarmful God Tier: Page of Breath Fav Animes/Cartoons: One Piece, Detective Conan, Naruto, Teen Titans, TMNT(2003), Soul Eater, & Detective Academy Q Fav Games: Starbound, Portals 2(suck at it but it's awesome), & anything Mario or Pokémon My first real crush is dating a best friend. If this is you and you are happy to see them happy, copy this onto your profile. *Everything bolded is especially true* If you: love to read and act crazy, Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile LOL if u have evur dun anything stoopid in yore life, copy and paste this into your profile. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. 1. Perfect? Nobody is. LAST: 1. Friend/s you saw: Samantha. FAVORITES: 1. 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Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc, sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you've ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only knew a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. I don't obsess! I think intensely! I ran with scissors, and lived! If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile. I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind". If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. "People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head!" (TRUE!) If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifr ey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, lenientDreamer, FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it I dont suffer from insanity I love every minute of it! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (so many times...) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege. If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God! There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird (Copied from musicalBlink's Profile who copied from RoyalWriter's Profile) Copy and paste if you agree: I am not that girl, The one that is super popular The one that is rich The one obsessed with Twilight The one that will lie to get her way The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at 9 years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one who knows she's beautiful no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... they taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like an idiot, because if looking like an idiot is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything for a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. A white man said "colored people are not allowed here". If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Nepeta: Do I ever cross your mind? Karkat: No N: Do you like me? N: Would you live for me? K: No N: Choose-me or your life K: My life I don't really ship this one, but it was too cute! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a My Space, copy and paste this into your profile. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, lenientDreamer, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, lenientDreamer, Boy: who do you like I didn't fall for you... You tripped me. Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. A Hunger Games Addict's Prayer If my little sister pets a goat When I toss some wood in the fire The Capitol will cross my mind I'll always think of Glimmer Whenever I watch a reality show I swear to think of Cato I swear to remember the Hunger Games There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil. EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (OH, NO.) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (Ah. Good point!) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (HA!) If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?! MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums. TEACHER: *explodes* Girls Dear Yahoo, Dear 6, Dear Noah, Dear America, Dear Impossible, Dear Dad, I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously. Sincerely, Voldemort If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Believe you when you say you're fine. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. BEST FRIENDS: Refuse to accept that answer, and get the truth out of you one way or another. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! WHO CREATED SUCH A FOUL PIGMENT?!) You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. ,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz, lenientDreamer, If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile Proof the Human Race is getting (if it were possible) Stupider: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have too many to count :/) - Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! Be insane- well behaved people never made history. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" "Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow." "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Harry taught me to find INNER STRENGTH and do what is right in the face of ADVERSITY. Ron taught me that it's never too late to COME BACK. Hermione taught me everything I KNOW. Severus taught me to LOVE, always. Fred and George taught me to LAUGH even in the darkest of times. Minerva taught me to FIGHT till the end. Dumbledore taught me how to TRUST. Luna taught me TO BE MYSELF. TONKS taught me TO NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. Lupin taught me TO SACRIFICE. Dobby taught me LIBERTY. Sirius Black was not killed by drapery! If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know): 1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed. 2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy. 3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time. 4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold. 5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass. 6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!! 7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck. 8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary. 9. Gryffindors are attention whores. Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters): 1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are. 2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin. 3. Go ahead, be a little naughty. 4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons. 5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool). 6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is). 7. Why be normal? Or good? 8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it. 9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry. 10. Seriously evil wizard coming through. 11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk. 13. Voldemort needs prison bitches. 14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies. 15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince. 16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along. 17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything. 18. Never anger what can kill you. Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet): 1. I'm planning your death in a happy way. 2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you. 3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff. 4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck. 5. You think we're nice? That's cute... 6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice. 7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville. 8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows. 9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it? 10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too. 11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house. 12. Hufflepuffs know how to party. 13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more? 14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. 15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders. Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up): Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. 1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish. 2. A room without books is like a body without a soul. 3. I can kill you with my brain. 4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. 5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is). 6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face. 7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book!) 8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth. 9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. 10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. 11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb. x x XxXxXxXxXxX x xXxPotterxXx... RuLEs. x XxXxXxXxXxXx Things not to do in Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (This one's my favorite!) 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown "When Life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make Life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these?!" - Cave Johnson "To me, 'FEARLESS' is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. 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The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan) "I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" -Facebook "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." “A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX) ''No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." — J.K. Rowling Notices: 1. I am a teenager who goes to school and gets homework every night, so please be patient. 2. Again, I am not a good writer. Suggestions are always appreciated. 3. If anyone cared, I'm a girl. |
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