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Timeless by
DuckieBubbles reviews
Five years after escaping Aperture, Chell is tasked with Wheatley's desperate request to go back in time to stop him from ever becoming a robot. However, there are some things in the past that Chell was never prepared for.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Chell, Wheatley] Caroline
The Elysian by
ZMistress reviews
He sure wasn't made to be a hero but sometimes even the story of a sleazy, cold-hearted antagonist is worth being told. So here we have Cletus' story: How he got to Elysium, how he grew up and how he managed to ruin his own life, among others.
Deponia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/6/2017
Pieces by
PortalPanda reviews
Wheatley falls from space & GLaDOS returns him to Aperture to punish him. To show Wheatley what he put Chell through, She transfers him into a human body & dumps him on the surface to fend for himself. After seeing him fall, Chell drags Wheatley back to her home. There Wheatley has to work towards Chell's forgiveness & friendship, all while learning what it means to be human.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,609 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Actually, I think he's a policeman, too by
Galan reviews
Neither of them forgot what happened by the water's edge, but Cully and Troy went their separate ways. Neither of them truly believed they would never meet again. And neither of them knew what to expect when they came face to face once more. A story in six acts, set after "Death and Dreams".
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,250 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [G. Troy, Cully B.]
Tabula Rasa by
TheClumsyHero reviews
ta·bu·la ra·sa (noun) an absence of preconceived ideas or predetermined goals; a clean slate. When Chell finds an injured man on her way home from work, she is more than displeased to find it is an old acquaintance and one who just so happens to have a new view on human life due to his own precarious situation. (Human Wheatley)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Complete
Portal: Help Wanted by
UberVenkman reviews
The characters of Portal apply for jobs. Sometimes fits into canon, sometimes doesn't, depends on what I feel like writing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Wheatley, D. Rattmann, Chell, GLaDOS
Life's a Wonderful Test by
ByakurenBreak reviews
Wheatley feels that Chell's life would be better without him. Luckily, Mr. Johnson is here to show him that he's far from right.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Cave Johnson, Chell, Wheatley - Complete
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by
faroutfangirl reviews
Wheatley is woken up in the middle of the night and fears for the worst.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2017 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
Together We'll Go by
faroutfangirl reviews
Wheatley's been having nightmares. One shot inspired by the song "Oh Ms. Believer" by Twenty One Pilots.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2017 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
Two Homes by
Laura Schiller reviews
Kira and Odo's daughter writes an essay for school about spending a summer on the Founders' world. (This is my head canon about how their lives turn out after the end of the series. Warning: fluff alert.)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2017 - [Kira N., Odo] OC - Complete
Gala by
sad-goomy reviews
Moon still isn't sure how she got roped into the Aether charity gala, but at least her date isn't half bad. / In which Gladion needs a date and Lillie has a hidden agenda.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Gladion/Gladio, Moon] Lillie, Hau - Complete
ASA: Wheatley's Story by
E1craZ4life reviews
A charred face and a socially awkward demeanor has made it difficult for a young Briton to be accepted by his attempt at a new life in North America. His closest success has been at Aperture, but it all went downhill after he became a robot. Only fate and time will tell what happens when he reaches the breaking point.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 36,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Wheatley
Starting Over by
SaraNomed reviews
Set several months after the end of Sun/Moon, Plumeria is still fuming about Guzma's actions. Why did he break up Team Skull? What really happened in Ultra Space? She can only speculate, until a very insistent Cutiefly appears, leading her to something, and someone, she never thought she'd find again. Guzma/Plumeria -coverart by sabishiranami of Tumblr and used with permission
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Guzma, Plumeria/Plumeri - Complete
Dream Catcher by
QueenofDoomydoom reviews
Chell has never gotten over Wheatley's betrayal and suffers nightmares nearly every night. She copes by writing them down in a journal. But Wheatley has come back into her life and is compelled to read it. But soon he becomes obsessed with stopping them. But can he calm her fears and control his desire that's so close to the Itch? ChellxHuman/Wheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,383 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Chell, Wheatley
When live gives you lemons by
The.Cherry.Pie.Is.A.Lie reviews
The boss had asked for combustible lemons. So it was time to get to work. A short one-shot based on the scene from the second Portal musical 2017 production by Geekenders. Now with a Bonus Chapter.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Cave Johnson, Wheatley - Complete
Aperture High School by
The.Cherry.Pie.Is.A.Lie reviews
Chell has been transferred to a new school. She quickly gets new friends and begins to finally feel like she has found her place. But her new best friend Wheatley gets bullied and the school's principal Gladys seems to be hiding something. This place holds more dark secrets than it let's on.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Emailing Along a Message by
reminiscent-afterthought reviews
[ORAS] Brendan stops by Wally's aunt and uncle's home, and the next thing on the agenda is to email Wally himself.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Brendan/Yūki, Wally/Mitsuru - Complete
My Name Is Odo by
Gelana reviews
Post Series Finale- Odo is in the Gamma Quadrant helping heal worlds wounded by the Founders, but he cannot stop thinking about the woman he left behind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Kira N., Odo - Complete
Sing, Nightingale by
vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Wheatley Warm Ups by
vargrimar reviews
A project from my writeblog on tumblr. Drabbles and ficlets starring everyone's favorite dork. All are written from submitted prompts of some kind. Lots of Chelley abound with unabashed fluff. Most involve Nightingale!verse's humanised Wheatley, but a some don't. Rated M for adult situations.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
It Would Be My Pleasure by
AshleighWrites97
Beatrice has a dream one night whilst in Paris with Bertrand, that she believes to be reality. Set before the birth of Sunny.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Lemony S., Beatrice] - Complete
Dear Friend by
I am Lu reviews
The realization that Christmas was only two days away caused Ash's brain to short-circuit, and in a haze of excitement and impulse, he flopped against the counter, erratically searching for a writing utensil and paper. Alarmed by his behavior, Serena let out a cry, while Clemont jumped to his feet and Bonnie wondered whether she should call for an ambulance. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Serena, Clemont/Citron - Complete
Wide Awake by
Cyndi reviews
Barriers fall as Odo and Kira consummate their love for the first time.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Kira N., Odo - Complete
Dying for Love by
John Douglas reviews
MIDSOMER MURDERS - Cully returns to Midsomer to direct a play at the Causton Playhouse, but are the amateur actors involved in the disappearance of a 19-year old girl whose body is found in a large black bin liner, dumped in a waste container outside a pub in Morton Fendle? Tom Barnaby and Ben Jones investigate.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
To Do by
Spookyflame reviews
Odo's to-do list contains a good amount of to-don'ts.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Odo, Kira N. - Complete
A Parody in Death by
Emperor Andross reviews
The small matter of being dead is not enough to stop Tom Barnaby once he latches on to a case, and with the help of a bemused Troy, a sarcastic pathologist, and a host of other distinctly odd (even by Midsomer standards) characters; he may just get to the bottom of it.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - T. Barnaby - Complete
The Mormon Bride by
CaptainShakespeare reviews
Elder McKinley is sick, so Elder Price tells him his favorite story with a twist.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Elder McKinley, Kevin/Elder Price
Bitter Oranges by
John Douglas reviews
MIDSOMER MURDERS - The bodies just keep on piling up in Midsomer Florey. Most of them have been hacked into several pieces with their heads chopped off. Tom Barnaby and Ben Jones are on the case and even Gavin Troy makes a surprise visit from Middlesbrough.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
The Punishment by
thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Blue Sky by
wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Symptoms of a Good Kisser by
I am Lu reviews
One-shot. "Did you know it's good luck to kiss someone at midnight on New Year's Day?" he asked. If May had not felt like she was on fire before, she did now. Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2011 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Harmonious Desire by
FieryFafar reviews
Since N came back, he has been staying with White as a housemate. But how can a teenage girl stand being close to an innocent child trap in a tempting angel's body? And who does poor clueless N sought to when he's confused about his hormones himself?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/8/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., White - Complete
The Blood Line by
Bo Georgeson reviews
A story about a long lasting feud between two families that end up in a grisly murder… and there is more to come. In other words… just an ordinary week in Midsomer for DCI Barnaby and DS Scott... until Joyce's life suddenly is at stake...
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
The Dance of Sand and Time by
Griselda Banks reviews
Novelization of Sands of Time. In his quest for honor and glory, a prince unleashes the terrible Sands of Time. With the aid of but an ancient dagger and a devious princess, he now pursues redemption.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Romancing a Blonde Brunette by
Lost Legendaerie reviews
Contestshipping DrewxMay Oneshot - "So," she grinned, changing the subject cheerfully, "how have you been?" He smirked as he considered his response options. 'Sexually frustrated, how about you' - Rated for pervyness. 83
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
A Little Gratitude by
Shorina reviews
Joyce Barnaby thinks not all is well between her husband and his Sergeant and is determined to help. SPOILER WARNING for "Blood on the Saddle"!
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Mostly Harmless by
Virgo Writer reviews
Ash discovers that the Pokedex isn't just good for identifying Pokemon. Mildly Pokeshippy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Idiocity in Azad by
The Ultimate Person reviews
Between all the stab-ity-stabbing, time-reversing, and shirt-rip-offing, there is a lot of space within the sands of time game. A LOT. Maybe even a bit too much.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Slawberry Kisses by
bluecatcinema reviews
When a slawberry shortage hits Marzipan City, Chowder is forced to do the unthinkable to assuage his desperate taste buds...
Chowder - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
PRINCE: The Owner's guide and Maintenance Manual by
The Ultimate Person reviews
Thank you for purchasing the PRINCE unit, SoT editon. To insure the safty of the planet earth and it's sanity, please read this manual for instruction.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The Shawl by
Laura Schiller reviews
Major Kira feels cold. Odo finds a unique method of keeping her warm.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Odo, Kira N. - Complete
The Telephone Hour and Twenty Five Minutes by
Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Ash sent her a rather insulting Valentine's Day poem via text. Well, she can't let him get away with it, can she? AAML, fluff, texting war, oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
A Generic Fanfic by
ChaosRocket reviews
A parody of all the cliched shippy and lemon fics out there in the Pokemon fandom.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru] [Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō] - Complete
Canon Rape by
Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Heroes IV Battlepeak by
GreatEmerald reviews
A story following the campaign of Heroes of Might and Magic IV with Barbarians. This is actually what happened while playing it, but here thoughts and views of heroes themselves are shown.
Heroes of Might and Magic - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Brock's Book of Girls by
RaiLei reviews
Pokeshipping. When stuck in a hotel on a rainy afternoon, Ash decides to find out what Brock really carries in that backpack of his ...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/9/2009 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Prince of Persia: The Simpletons of Time by
Mecha Scorpion reviews
Some say that time is like a river, flowing swift and... wait, nobody says that? Oh. Come, let me tell you a tale like several you have ever heard, a tale of very conveniently placed objects and magical sand. NOW WITH PREVIEWS!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete