A collection of shamy drabbles and short stories for the most part based on prompts. Mostly fluff, a little smut, and a lot of silly moments to warm the hearts.

Summary: Eighteen years ago, twin babies were born in the Malfoy manor. Changing the perspective of a very old and powerful family. They were sent away when they were still young by their father to be protected from their world. (ExB) NOTE: THIS FIC IS CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED WITH SOME CHANGES. IF NEW READER, READ CH.50 A/N FOR IMPORTANT INFO BEFORE STARTING THE FIC. Ch. 51: May 17

Bonnie is back from the dead and she just wants to have a normal life. But her quest for a normalcy is derailed when Damon decides to use authentic 'hillbilly' moonshine to get over Elena. A moonshine fueled one-night stand with an unexpected partner results in Bonnie biting off more than she can chew. Although, to be fair, Bonnie wasn't the one doing the biting.

Originally:What Just Happened? "I think I'd remember having a baby." Elena doesn't know what to think when the Original's find themselves in possession of her baby. A baby that has yet to be conceived. All she knows is that she loves this little one, but if she goes on to have her does that mean she is going to give up on the one vampire she actually considered a future with?

After the final battle, Harriet faces some troubling circumstances as her hold on her magic seemingly slips away. Now, she has to leave behind her friends and family to regain her precious magic. How does Forks help? And are those vampires? Shape shifters? What's going on! Forks may not have been the safest choice to relocate after all... Fem!Harry, Smart!Harry, Powerful!Harry...

Clay's lover shows up at Stone Haven, five years after she fled without a word. As Mutts leave bodies tucked in the forest like Easter eggs, rumours reaching them from the other Families about 'breeding dens' and ominous threats and Mutts joining forces, chef Joanna's existence as the first female werewolf is a game-changing revelation. A Clay x OC story.

Elena was the only known female werewolf, at least she was until Nick finds another in the woods of Stonehaven.

Bonnie is tired of playing games with Damon. Klaus decides to check on his favorite witch, right time, right place. Definite Blaus/Klonnie action.