Hello there, this be the artist formerly known as hyuu92 or hyuu-chan :3

Because I'm horrible at these sort of things I'll just share some of my favorite quotes

"Which part of no don't you understand, the N or the O"?-Charlie Harper from 2 and a half men

"I don't know which part scares me the most, the fact that the other part is missing or that it has four toes"- Sayid from Lost

"Since your brain does nothing but come up with these dirty tricks, I gotta split it open and wash it out!"- Kurogane chasing Fai in the manga(page 170 volume 5)

"Why is he dancing around the women with a bow and arrow," Snape wanted to know.

"He's trying to demonstrate his manliness, I suppose," Lucius and Snape in

'The Mad And Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape'

"Why do they even bother wearing tights? You can measure their ass cracks with perfect precision from here, even. They might as well twirl about naked."

"Nude ballet. Severus, you amaze me."

"Shut up, both of you! Lucius, you're a bad influence on your son!"

"I beg to differ, dear. I am not the one leaping about in sequined white tights."

The Mad And Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape'

"Oh, how I have longed for this day, my sallow skinned siren!"

"Lucius...release my ass, please."

The Mad And Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape'

"You'd love to attend my funeral, wouldn't you? You'd probably borrow Lockhart's robes just for the occasion."

"Indeed, that is an idea," Snape said with a smirk. "Turquoise is, after all, a great colour on me."

Another Fine Mess

"Say, D, have you had your arm cut off before?" asked Alucard conversationally.

"It's not a new experience."

Immortal Blood: Present & Future