DonHello, and my name is Autumn. Yes I was born in Autumn. No my parents are not hippies...currently.

I am 17 (yeah so young) and I go to high school.

I like anime, but I don't obsess over it.

I like fashion, and it's awesome. (We have to change it every season, it's gotta be fun)

I like sweets, yet I am forced to go to dance class and work them off.

I am on the computer 99.9 of the time (more so when school is out) know where I'm at? All these hilarious social websites like Twitter and MySpace.

I watch E!, MTV, and VH1, so when someone needs to know about Lindsey Lohan or Britney Spears, I can tell them. Not really, I watch it for Chelsea Handler and to watch Daisy make a fool out of herself.

Soooo...yeah. Hello.

Quotes

Everyone's a little bit racist- Avenue Q

Well I'm not the type of person to spread rumours or anything, but she slept with everybody up and down the Jersey shore twice, she's got clamidia, and she got two legions removed, April 9th 2009, but I'm classy. I' not gonna go there.-Chelsea Lately

I can feel my heartbeat in my fingers-My best friend

You guys! I just got some really great news. I'm going to have my own line of bottled wa-ter. I know how much Reggie loves wa-ter, and people say without it, you can die! At least that's what they tell me.-giggles- -Chelsea Lately

Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.-Chelsea Handler

Mmmm Rice Krispies...I can hear the Snap and the Crackle!...Where the hell is the Pop?! Pop damn it!-Chuy Bravo

If you were gay, that'd be okay!-Avenue Q

Autumn, did you catch Bulimia?-My ex

You be my Ice Tea, and I'll be your Cocoa!-Me

Days get better...sometimes...-Me

Now onto the real deal...Fanfiction

Things I cannot tolerate

1. Unrealistic Tragedy

As a great public service announcer, I honestly cannot stand the tragedy that seems to follow our beloved characters around in fanfictions. By tragedy I mean completely unrealistic emo-like depression.

Ex. Losing the family home/money/dog and become a stripper.

Now, not that this particular situation isn't kind of sad, but come on! Despite the seedy business, I do respect strippers. It takes a lot of upper body strength to do what those girls do. Now if your beloved character happens to be known for being clumsy and/or not great at sports. Probably not the best choice.

2. The Copying of Fairytales

Don't get me wrong. I love fairytales, I was basically raised on Disney. However, if you are not able to somehow incorporate your own genuis and nice twists. Stay away from it!!

Ex: (Random character here) ran through a field, high atop of a hill.

"I want adventure in the great white somewhere~!"

3. Somehow there is a Random Lemon

Ah one-night stands. There are songs, movies, even babies conceived from the idea. However if it is like not even conceived or even brought up and it happens like at random, I'd rather not listen to all the seemingly impossible sex positions you people can come up with.

Thank you and good night