Yeah. I'm some crazy-ass freshman with some crazy-ass imagination. So sue me.

I take all comments on my stories as compliments. For flames, I take them as ways I can improve. So there's no breaking me.

Now, if you've gotten past this without considering me a heartless bitch, hola! :D

My name's Taylor. Not telling you my last name. I hate school, but love writing and reading. And roleplaying, that's awesome too. :)

I'll tell you that i live in Indiana. but am i gonna tell you what city I live in? Nope. ^^

I use simple Spanish words in everyday conversations. Mostly: Hola (hello), Gracias (thank you), Por favor (please), Si (yes), and Nada (no, none, or not... can't remember which one's right. XD).

I hate when my friend Rachel speaks German. So I beat her with my shoe until she shuts up. :) Don't worry, it's normal. XD

I'm addicted to music. Justin Bieber can suck my dick. :D And yes, I'm a girl. XD

A bunch of y'all probably know me on Kugyay. I'm known as Icedragon (Icey), Fadingdawn/spirit (Faders/Faderz), Foxsecret (Foxeh, Foxy), and a bunch of other people. xD

Invader Zim is my anti-drug. ;) I HATE ZaDr, but that's just my opinion. *shrugs* You can like it if you want, just as long as you don't try to shove it in my face.

I'm an Irken invader, according to my friend Cora. o.O So she's deemed herself as Dib, and I have to decide who's GIR... my friend Jake or my 6 year old brother who acts enough like him... XD My mother calls the show stupid, so I've gotten my brother addicted to it. He even knows a bunch of quotes... And the Doom Song. XD

STORY STATUSES

Multi Spoof - Oneshot, Complete

Krysten the Teenage Girl? - Oneshot, complete

Punishment - Multi-chapter, temporary hiatus

Weasel Love You - Multi-chapter, hiatus

A Different Shade of Green - Multi-chapter, unfinished

The Only Exception - Oneshot, complete

Whispers in the Dark - Multi-chapter, unfinished

Write your top ten favorite characters in no particular

order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Ferb

2. Phineas

3. Jack Skellington

4. Perry the Platypus/Agent P. xD

5. Vitani

6. Ronno! :D

7. Zim

8. Koda

9. Scamp

10. GIR! ;D

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
Jack Skellington and Koda? ... no comment.

2. Do you think four is hot?
Sure. I love blue semi-aquactic mammals that lay eggs and secretly fight crime. XD

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Seeing as how they're both guys, and one's human and the other's an animal...

4. Do you recall any fics about two?
There's a lot out there.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Well... that's a new idea... I may have to claim it. xD

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Zim and Jack? or Zim and Scamp? Zim and Jack could team up and take over Christmas, I suppose... but hasn't that already happened? o.o

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
Ferb walking in on Phineas and Koda? I'd run if I were you, Ferb...

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Jack and GIR? hmm... GIR gets transported to Jack's world, and almost ruins Halloween. XD

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
I hope not. o.e

10. Suggest a title for a four/seven hurt/comfort fic.
Perry and Zim? Uhh...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Perry and Ferb?! XD uhm, as much as I hate it, let's see... How about Agent P rescues Ferb, and then they magically fall in love? o.o

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
GIR? probably somethin about waffles or bacon or cupcakes. xD

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Scamp? Probably "Perfect" by Simple Plan, or "3" by Britney Spears and make it some super-crossover thingy. XD

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Ferb/Vitani/Scamp? "Major Akwardness. o.o"

15. What might be a good pick-up line for five to use on nine?
Vitani on Scamp? I'd love to see that one happen. :P

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's house. xD

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

defiantly Zim. XD

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

GIR. just cuz he's GIR.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

ermm... Tak. she's, like, a bitch. XD

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

i have no favorites. i'm a total fangirl. XD

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

Zim. he's basically me. o3o

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

i'll have to say Red. but together, Red and Purple are beastttt. 8D

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

cling to him. and not let go. ;D

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

well, if it's a horrible band, then Membrane just for torture. XD if it's a good band, Zim. ;)

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

well, it's most likely Zim. why? he decided to let me drive for once. x3

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

i'm not sure... o3o

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

well, GIR and Gaz are growing on me. i have NO idea why. o.o

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

I think Invasion is the right word. ;D

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

beating Gaz at her game, hanging with Zim and GIR, and laughing at Dib's big head. XD

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

I AM ZIM! D

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

too many to count, honestly. xD

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

"Laugh now, Zim, but one day you'll be sitting in your base feeling all safe and secure, and you'll look over and I'll be there - doin' stuff!" XD me and my friend irl say this alllll the time.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

any moment with lasers. XD

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

You lie. LIEEEE! *arm flail*

Inside Jokes from In Real LIfe

(me and my friend Darian watching the A7X Nightmare video) her: DUUUUDE! 8O me: Red hair? Really Zacky?
(me and darian watching the Last Airbender trailer) me: WTF. I heard that the movie, like, ruined the whole series. her: Yeah. I mean, I heard that they made the elements pretty stupid looking. me: Why don't they just ruin it by making them mary sues? her: Yeah, like hot guy bending! XD
(me and darian at victoria's secret) me: *holds up pair* Look! A thong that says Wild In Bed! her: Wooow, suggestive much?! me: ...Darian, hun, we ARE in Victoria's Secret...
(me and darian watching Percy Jackson) her: Ohmygod, he's so hot! me: Who, Percy? her: No, Hades. me: ...Agreed, in a way. o_o
(me and my friends tara and darian in my room) *justin bieber song comes on* me and darian: EWW. tara: What? I love Justin Bieber! darian: Uhmm, no. He's not straight.
(me and darian on facebook) my post: Summer 2010! darian: SUCKS! *10 people like this comment* XD
(me and darian on the bus) her: Dude, I wish The Rev never died. :( me: Me either. But he's in a happier place, watching over all us girls from Heaven. her: Oh yeah, he's watching us when we're in the shower! XD
(me and my friend kelsey watching House) me: Dude! Think about it! House is, like, either my real father or my twin. her: Holy crap, he is! D8 me: I wish he was my doctor. her: No, then you'd have to be dying of some random weird disease. me: But I don't know any random weird diseases! D'x her: Just say "blah-blah-blah dying blah-blah-blah rare disease." me: ...VICTORY! :D
(me and my friend leslie) me: I'm gonna put a sign that says 'Portal to Narnia' on one of the doors. her: I love you. And your imagination. I wanna make little imagination babies with it.
(homeroom) everyone: *doing whatever* random girl: *walks in* HEATED BUTT SECKS. THAT IS ALL. *leaves*
(me and leslie looking at a map) me: We've gotta take a road trip some day. her: Yeah. But where? Where is somewhere so amazing that we would be able to go and enjoy ourselves? me: *gasps* There is a Narnia in Maryland. We are going to Narnia. her: ...This shall happen.
(me and leslie) me: Pssh. I'm a total Slytherin. her: Well, I'm defiantly a Hufflepuff. me: ...What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
(lunch) me: *run up and poke Chris* him: *sarcastic* Oh baby, oh baby. Yes, right there.