WARNING: This story contains a professional, yet hot emo thief, a pinkhaired maid, a gigantic mansion that she works in and a deadly snow storm. You have been warned. AU

[Anthology] [AU] Overprotective Cousins & Fathers. Deranged Older Brothers. Flirty Younger Sisters. Proposals. Marriage Counsellors. Surnames. PMSing Wives. Oblivious Husbands. Babies. Morning Sickness. Weddings weren’t always joyful. [SasuSaku NaruHina]

The boys have a secret and Sakura found out! Trouble ensues when the girls of Konoha find out that the boys are gay. But are they really? How can love save the day? Will Sakura get her happy ending? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen

.:AU:. Sasuke Uchiha has never been the nosy type, but when a certain pink haired girl moves in next door he can't help but sneak a peek... or maybe 20. .:SasuSaku:. DISCONTINUED.

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

She just happens to have a picture of a topless Sasuke on her profile, So what? Big deal. *Sasusaku*.

“You know, Tenten, grocery shopping with you is as bad as I thought it would. It’s actually pretty fun.” NejiTen with a bit of SasuSaku. :

Sasusaku! AU Songfic to Finger Eleven's Paralyzer This was going to be a nice story for the next office Chrsitmas party... That girl from last night was... Haruno Sakura! Sequel up as Chapter Two! Meet the Pa-Parents? Paparazzi? Oh no! Both!

Love is a paradox. What a predicament! You will never know how Uchiha Sasuke would have felt as he knelt on one knee, an arm outstretched, holding a ring to Sakura’s shocked and suddenly stiff form.

Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.

CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”

His innocence was stolen 9 years ago. He left 5 years ago. Her innocence was stolen 2 years ago. She became the strongest kunoichi 1 year ago. Now he's back in Konoha with a new team. Too bad their emotions can't be measured as easily as time. SasuSaku

Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku

He had never used the word to describe someone before, but it had never been so fitting. "She's...beautiful." SasuSaku, oneshot

Sasuke. Sake. Protective Soon-To-Be-Father-In-Law. Secrets. Confessions. Sex. Marriage. Love. What could possibly go wrong?

“Sakura! Do the letter game with the apple!” “Twist the stem of the apple and after you twist it around once it’s A, then B, then C…etc. And the letter that it brakes off at, that’s the first letter of the name of your future husband!” Implied SasuSaku.

The Christmas party with team 7 and the painting she received.. not to mention the exact location of where Sasuke sat for lunch everyday since he was 8 and a copy of his graduation photos. Shh, no one knows that yet. SasuSaku, Team 7.

-SasuSaku- "Sasuke-kun likes me, mommy, I'm sure."

.:AU:. Sakura turned back to her locker and leaned her forehead against it. She let out a loud groan of aggrivation. "...I got one." She said barely above a whisper. .:SasuSaku:.

“Sasuke-kun...you love cats, don't you?” “...Hn.” SasuSaku.

Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

SasuSaku. Sequel to 'The Anagram Proposal'. Sakura could be just as creative as him in announcing her pregnancy. Just watch Uchiha, just watch.

He has no hormones, remember? The daughter of SasuSaku.

I Love You, He said. I tilted my head. What does that mean? He scratched his head. I'm not sure, but do you love me back? We never knew what it meant. We never knew what it meant when you say it. But it wasn't our fault... We were only five. Main SasuSaku

Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.

AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

In the beginning, Sakura would have shared her tomatoes with Sasuke. Now, things are more than a little different. Implied SasuSaku. Oneshotish.

Sequel to Last Day in the Office. Sakura has been keeping a special secret from her husband for his present. With all the passionate heat that's been going on between them, Sasuke doesn't suspect a thing...sasusaku...lemon.

SasuSaku. One-shot. Because nobody wants to be the loser who doesn't get kissed on New Years.

Sakura is cold and Naruto isn't helpful. SasuSaku

SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!

I freaking hate it when Sakura gets put on missions without me. I mean, not only do I get stuck with the “miss you” feeling. But I also get to experience the everpopular “I wonder if she’s hurt…or DEAD!” feeling. Yeah, that one is a total keeper.

We're getting old, honey. SasuSaku. Drabble.

Gift!fic for Missa. Team 7 with SasuSaku. Now, now, Sasuke, no need to get huffy. Are Naruto and I going have to give you The Talk?

Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.

Gift!fic for Pina. SasuSaku. He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but was silenced when she lunged at him, straight out of the shower and stuck her tongue halfway down his throat.

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

Jingle bells, Anko smells, Shino laid an egg...Sakura's fun and Sasuke's dumb and the fangirls shout, "Oy Vey!" Merry Christmas, your present is SasuSaku fluff! Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

Team 7’s Christmas has never been like this, 'HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KAKA-SENSEI? Our food, Christmas lights and decorations were stolen and our tree just went up in FLAMES!.' Crack, Oneshot, Team 7, Slight SasuSaku. Merry Christmas!

AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]

A quickie oneshot rewrite of Episode 3. What if Naruto hadn't drunk that spoiled milk? My first submitted fic here, be nice and leave a review please! Not intended for those who don't like a bit of fluff every now and then. SasuxSaku.

It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina

Uchiha Sasuke takes tips from the pro. Oneshot, Crackfic, Bad Crossover, Slight SasuSaku

[SasuSaku] All Sakura does not want is for Sasuke not to hug her. “Who do you think you are? Strutting in here like nothing is wrong and hugging me?“

The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!

[SasuSaku] “Hey, Karin, what happened to your face? It’s gone all fat and ugly” Suigetsu said suddenly.

Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

After a hard day of training, Sasuke goes over to Sakura's for a well needed bubble bath. What more can be said? OneShot. Slight SasuSaku.

Sakura is celebrating her nineteenth birthday. Will Sasuke join her? Probably not, he's all gloomy since he came back last year... But who is knocking on her door? [Fluffy SasuSaku oneshot!]

Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

[Sasusaku] “My, what fugly hair you’ve got. Did you purposely make it look like a chicken’s ass?”

[One shot] After a mission, Naruto was in for a big suprise. 'YOU got Sakura PREGNANT'

A lot of strange things happen in an Uchiha Mansion... especially when one walks around in a birthday suit. Hope Sasuke's hormones are in place. SasuSaku Crackish Oneshot

Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]

Sasuke regretted it the moment it left his mouth. SasuSaku full summary inside. One shot high school. Total cuteness. T for language

Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]

Sakura has been ignoring Sasuke ever since he came back, and he cant stand it! And how do Sakura's fanboys fit into all this? A SasuSaku oneshot. AU with pointless fluff, because I can. UPDATE: Errors fixed and a few new lines of content.

[SasuSaku. Dialogue.] I really do hate you, you know? I can't even kiss you. My lipstick will smudge.

Naruto wants to get Sasuke the perfect birthday present, so his perverted little mind comes up with buying him a prostitute and that's exactly what he does! Her name, Sakura Haruno a vixen known to all men[you, your big aren't you?]LEMON IN FIRST CHAPTER!

Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]

The Black Panther is a superhero who guards Konoha City: his alterego? Sasuke Uchiha. What happens when the Panther comes crashing down into the life of a young medical student? Literally...he comes through her ceiling... SasuSaku

[Requested By JayLeeJ One Shot] Sasuke's eyes widened. He has to go pack a girls bag. A girls bag. A GIRLS bag. And with NARUTO? I pity the guy.

[OneShot][SasuSaku, minor NH, NT, SI, & Suika]Sasuke had always pictured that his capture would be done by Naruto and Sakura and maybe Kakashi, if he wasn’t already the Hokage. He had never expected to get captured by a bunch of giggling kunoichi

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

Sakura and Sasuke are alone and bored until Sakura gives Sasuke a quiz from her magazine...SasuSaku Fluff

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]In a matter of minutes, Uchiha Sasuke’s perfect face would be marred, his cocky look would be erased, blood would be spurting from his nose and he will have tasted Sakura’s famous fist.

Life is a matter of perspective; you either mourn because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses. SASUSAKU oneshot

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Sasuke is tired of sharing Sakura's attention with the hospital. So what does he do about it?

[SasuSaku oneshot for tennisxdork] Sakura bakes a cake for Sasuke's birthday, but what happens when he refuses? Sakura's methods of persuasion are revealed. One thing's for sure: It's going to involve some punches from Sakura and a hurt Sasuke.

[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.

[Team Seven][Oneshot] 'So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.' Sakura and fairy tales, and memories and faith and angst, except when it's not.

Niisan, have I grown? Am I strong? As father once said, 'As expected of my child,' can you say 'As expected of my brother?

SasuSaku. Take care what you ask for. Naruto makes a bet with Sakura... Just how hard can it be to avoid someone who's always ignoring you anyway?

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!

There's a new leader in Sound now that Sasuke has killed Orochimaru. He's Konoha's greatest enemy and its greatest threat. Unless he gets what he wants, he's starting a war with Konoha. And what he wants is Sakura. [SasuSaku main] [NaruHina]

[AU] She was perfectly happy in her perfect world, until it was torn up right in front of her by Uchiha Sasuke. Now both of them are on a mission...a mission where failure means death. There is no such thing as a second chance in this world. [SasuSaku]

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

When Sasuke comes home, he and Sakura have a little...convorsation. Only after she knocks Naruto out.

[Pure Crack] Sasuke gives Neji an offer that he wouldn't let him refuse. And what does this have to do with the youthful path to stardom?

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Tonight, it's both jealousy and honesty on the dance floor. What else can you expect from a party hosted by Jiraiya? Everyone has their secrets. Oneshot.

/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.

One shot SasuSakuNaru teaminess. Sakura has Valentine's gifts for her teammates. She can't go too far wrong with a little present can she? Sequel to WarmthBlanket.

Sakura wants to know about Sasuke's dark desires. One Shot, sasusaku, a bit dark.

FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse

A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!

oneshot ShikaIno. He outlines ten major reasons why girls are a menace to him who wants to live life in the most hassle-free way as possible. In a nutshell, no complications please.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.