ME: I'm still a kid, mentally. I like shiny things and pretty people and www.weheartit.com is my latest obsession. I don't like the Twilight books, but I adore the FanFiction; Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings FTW. I love Coldplay, utterly despise rap unless I'm working out and my favorite person in the world is my grandfather. My freebie list consists of the following people - Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr. [and his son, Indio, Jack Nicholson, Ian Somerhalder, Matt Bomer, Hayden Christensen, Megan Fox, Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Amanda Seyfried.

You can find me at FictionPress, Polyvore and WeHeartIt [Warning: VERY graphic].

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything, including Gossip Girl, Harry Potter or White Collar. They DO NOT belong to me. This applies to every story published under Satan's Alter Ego. I just like to play with them for a while, pull the strings and all that.

QUOTES:

- A wise girl kisses, but doesnt love; listens but doesnt believe and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe.

- Life is too important a thing to ever talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

- You know your relationship is over when your girlfriend puts her phone away when you walk over. - Ghost Whisperer, I think...

- We have the kind of friendship in which we would rather admit to being enemies before we would ever admit to being friends. - Anonymous

- Kill one, to save a thousand. - Angelina Jolie, Wanted

- There is no good and evil. Only power, and those too weak to seek it. - Voldermort.

- I see dead people. - Cole Sear, the Sixth Sense

- Become who you were born to be. - Elrond, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

- I will take the ring to Mordor, though...I do not know the way. - Frodo, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.

- It came to me, my own...my precious. - Gollum, Lord of the Rings.

- I can resist anything but temptation - Oscar Wilde.

- Me? I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow. - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

- The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do and what a man cannot. - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

- Take what you can, give nothing back. - Gibbs and Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

- Illusions are the first of all great pleasures. - Oscar Wilde.

- Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn. - Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind.

- Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde.

- Death leaves a heartache that no one can heal; love leaves a memory that no one can steal. - A headstone in Ireland.

- I have nothing to declair, but my genius. - Oscar Wilde.

- Nobody will win in the battle of the sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger.

- You see things that are, and you ask why. But I dream of things that never were and I ask 'why not?'. - George Bernard Shaw.

- Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. - I think Woody Allen, cannot be too sure.

- A woman never forgets the man she could have had. A man, the woman he couldn't. - Anonymous.

- Opportunity knocks on the door only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. - Anonymous.

- Love is when two people who care for each other get confused. - Anonymous.

- James Dean taught me not to speed, River Pheonix taught me not to do speed and Marlon Brando taught me to slow down on the cheeseburgers - Emile Hirsch

- Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. - Amy Bloom

- The best way to destroy an enemy is to make them a friend. - Abraham Lincoln.

- All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. - J.R.R Tolkein.

- You just haven't figured it out yet, have you? It. The Big Picture. The Beatles. Look, other bands want to make it about sex or pain. But the Beatles had it all figured out. I Want to Hold Your Hand. The first single. It's effing brilliant, right? That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They dont want a 24 hour hump fest, they don't wan't to be married to you for a 100 years. - Thom, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

- Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach a man how to fish, you've ruined a wonderful business opportunity. - Karl Marx.

- Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx.

- There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. - I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass away. - Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow.

- I see the glass half full, but of poison. - Splendini, Scoop.

- I believe you need to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty. - Kevin Bacon.

- Yale? Yale! You want to go Yale, Henry? That was your godfather's safety school. Don't worry. I can get you into CalTech with just one phone call. - Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds.