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Hi! My name's Riley! I am a very shy but threatening person, so yeah. Strange combination. I can usually go unnoticed, unless I randomly burst out a comment like "WOO! I LIKE DESTROYING!" So, yeah. I am know at my school for 'that Invader Zim freak,' 'the shy girl,' and 'the most weird person I've ever met.' Yeah...

I have about 4 OC's, Kat, Fate, Blade and Jinx (OK, if you say your OC is named Kat too, it's only because it's Tak backwards. And I just discovered that.) They're all based on some friends of mine, so they basically have the same traits and personalities as them. They're all Irkens, not sure why any of them are humans... anyway, here's some extra info about them:

(NOTE, 3/4/12: I made these OCs awhile ago [4th grade, but I still use them. I made these with XInvaderFateX, so if you see these same OCs on her profile, don't say she stole them! PWEASE! I will burn shoo and use you to toast meh marshmellows!)

Kat
Species: Irken
Age (In Human Years): 14
Looks: Basically like Tak except turquise eyes, turquise uniform, and turquise spots on PAK, and no beauty mark.
Human Disguise: Blonde hair down to knees, a plain black bracelet, a black shirt with the sleeves down to elbows, black skinny jeans, and black boots up to knees.
Personality: Random, smart, slightly strange, shy, threatening, a cusser, I think you get my point.
SIR unit/SIR unit details: Her SIR is named Fizz, and acts and looks just like GIR except for the blue parts are replaced with orange. Her disguise is a meduim sized brown cat with white spots and is still named Fizz when she's in disguise.

Fate
Species: Irken
Age (In human years): 13
Looks: Once again, basically like Tak except without that beauty mark and usually wears a bracelet or two (she used to be human... PM for more info if your interested, which you're probably not.) The shade of her purple eyes is more of a lighter purple for her, too.
Human Disguise: Black hair down to shoulders, a long sleeved orange and purple striped shirt, grey skinny jeans, black converse, and usually some multi-colored bracelets.
Personality: Smart, worries a lot, random, shy and clumsy.
SIR unit/SIR unit details: Her SIR unit is named Zee, and is introduced in my Fan Fiction, Journey to the Irken Empire (trying to think of a better name). Basically, she gets the SIR and discovers it's malfunctioning while they're going back to Earth. It has red eyes all the time, but malfuntions still.

Blade
Species: Irken (Why do I even put this?)
Age (In human years): 14
Looks: Like Zim, except mid-blue eyes, uniform, and spots on PAK.
Human Disguise: Black hair, a blue long sleeve shirt, jeans, and normal black shoes (He is so boring...)
Personality: Worries a lot, VERY annoying to Kat and Fate, good ideas for technology stuff, and accident-prone.
SIR Unit/SIR Unit details: His SIR is named Saw, and is actually a SIR unit, and practically hates GIR. His disguise is this giant rottweiler that's black.

Jinx
Species: I think you get the idea. (If you didn't realize it, I meant Irken.)
Age (In Human Years): 13
Looks: Once again, like Zim, except light green eyes, uniform, and spots on PAK.
Human Disguise: Light brown hair, a black shirt with red stripes, jeans, and red converse.
Personality: Different, odd, unique, very unusually smart, and funny.
SIR Unit/SIR unit details: His SIR is named Ned, and helps Jinx with his research on other planets and such.

I hope you find my OC's interesting! If you would like to know anymore information about them, you can PM me.

By the way, I based Kat on me ^_^

Ok, well, here's a little bit about myself:

NAME~ Riley, some people call me Kat at school, just because it's the OC based on me. Don't know why...

LIKES/INTERESTS~ Computers, writing/fan fiction, technology, pie, trampolines, animation, art, Invader Zim, Adventure Time, Regular Show, My Life as a Teenage Robot, ChalkZone, That 70's Show, Level Up (The movie), Phineas and Ferb, Zeke and Luther, InuYasha, Evanscence, Linkin Park, Bruno Mars, Jason Derulo, Daft Punk, Blink-182, Katy Perry, video games, Streets of Rage 2, Mario Kart (on DS), writing IZ script-things (don't ask, if you PM me I'll tell you some), and watching TV.

DISLIKES~ IZ couples (don't take it the wrong way, OC's are OK, just not things like ZAGR, ZADR, etc.), garlic, girly girls, shopaholics, Human and Irken couples, and eating any meat except chicken and bacon.

EYE COLOR~ Icy blue.

HAIR COLOR(S)~ Blonde with brown highlights.

FAVORITE COLOR(S)~ Red and Black! ^_^

BIRTHDAY~January 18th, 1997

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1. How did you get one of your scars? When I was 10, I ran into a wall by accident.

2 What are on the walls in your room? Random posters, but no TV show or music themed. I have one of a kitteh!

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I video taped myself in my sleep once. I talk about what I'm dreaming every once-in-awhile, but not alot.

4 What type of music do you listen to? Mainly rock and hip hop. Rap is OK, depending on who it is. Country, jazz, blues, I'm not a fan.

5. Do you know what time you were born? Exactly 5:32 AM.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? MY PIE BACK!

7 What do you miss? My pie... I finished it today...

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? This epic snow globe my Dad got me.

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Not really. It happens every once-in-awhile.

11. Do you get scared of the dark? Nah.

12. The last person that made you cry? Don't really think anyone ever did.

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? Um, I'm a girl. Plus, perfume sucks.

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex? Does it matter?

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Once again, does it matter?

16. Coffee or energy drink? Energy drink.

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? None. I wuv cheese by its self.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Uh, pie?

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? IZ headphones that I'm using right now.

22. Do you like anybody? No, every guy at my skool sucks. Except a certain cartoon character, does that count?

23. Are you double jointed? Not that I know of.

24. Favourite clothing brand? Probably Mighty Fine 4 their epic IZ clothes!

26. Do you have a pet? 2, actually.

27. What kind is it? Both cats.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Um... no, I guess.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Ignoring them. XD.

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 55...

31. Blonds or brunettes? Does it matter?

32. What is the one number you call most often? My friend's number.

33. What annoys you most? Snobby, preppy rich girls that think their 'all that' because they have alot of money.

34. Have you been out of the USA? Only to Mexico.

35. Your weaknesses? Rain.

36. Met anyone famous? Nope. But I will when I go to InvaderCON!

37. First job? I'm too young.

38. Ever made a prank call? Yep. I regret it though.

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Watching Invader Zim.

41. Have you ever had surgery? No. Actually, I've never had any major injuries. No broken bones, no sprained/fractured bones, no stitches, stuff like that.

42. What do you get complimented about most? Shirts. That's about it.

43. Have you ever had braces? No, but I might get some this year.

44. What do you want for your birthday? Anything from Hot Topic/a comic book store is good.

45. How many kids do you want? I no likey kids.

46. Were you named after someone? As I know of, no.

47. Do you wish on stars? I only do it if I'm staring out my window at midnight.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? I ALWAYS use Suave Naturals.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Eh, it could be better.

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? None. I no eat meat unless it's chicken or bacon.

52. Any bad habits? Hmm... does wearing super baggy jeans count?

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Lady Gaga...

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Of course!

56. Do looks matter? Not really.

57. How do you release anger? Sitting on my bed, throwing some small, random object at a kitten poster with loud metal music blaring through my iHome...

58. Where is your second home? Don't got one. If you don't count my friends house.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? This epic robot that I lost awhile ago...

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? My over-protective mom won't let me have one.

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I actually didn't watch TV as a kid that much, but I taught myself to use the computer at age 2!

63. Do you use sarcasm? I actually did on 71.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? None!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Don't really know, but someone who's nice enough, but won't mind beating someone up when they need to. And isn't stupid, obviously.

66. What are your nicknames? Just Kat. At skool.

68. What's your favourite television show? Invader Zim! W00T! Let the Zim fans of teh world join together!

69. What was your actual SAT score? Haven't taken it yet...

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? Meh cookies and cream!

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? *sarcasm* NO! I'M MISSING A TOE! *note: if you didn't figure it out, it ends sarcasm here* Of course I do.

72. When was the last time you worked out? A day ago... maybe. I can't be sure.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? No, because I started from 100 and went backwards.

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 87 mph.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Sure! If they want to!

76. What are you listening to? Bring Me To Life by Evanscence.

77. Last thing you drank? Water, I think.

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? MEH FRIEND, MARISA!

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same sex? Well, idk.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? There's so many, I don't really know.

81. Favourite thing to hate? Skool.

82. Favourite month of the year? October...

83. Favourite zodiac sign? Capricorn! IMMA CAPRICORN.

85. What is your hair colour? Blonde. But I'm not a frkn idiot.

86. Eye colour? Icy Blue. Epic colour.

87. What do you do in your spare time? Listen to music, do stuffs on teh computer, or watch TV.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? KFC.

90. Do you like sushi? No. I respect teh fishys!

91. Last thing you watched? InuYasha.

92. Favourite day of the year? Probably Jan. 18th... MEH BIRTHDAY!

93. Play any musical instruments? Guitar! W00T!

94. Republican or Democrat? Don't really have one.

95. Kisses or hugs? HUGS!

96. Relationships or one night stands? What about neither?

97. What was the last thing you bought? An epic shirt from Hot Topic, not IZ-related.

98. What kind of car do you have? I NO DRIVEY YET!

99. What book are you reading? None.

100. Describe your love life: Hmm... crush on a cartoon character! :3

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-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed

February ~ I smelled

March ~ I ran naked with

April ~ I jumped

May ~ I ate

June ~ I shot

July ~ I danced with

August ~ I loved

September ~ I kissed

October ~ I robbed

November ~ I slapped

December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana

2 ~ A homeless guy

3 ~ A house

4 ~ A mop

5 ~ Barney the dinosaur

6 ~ A sock

7 ~ A stripper

8 ~ My lover

9 ~ My teacher

10 ~ An iPod

11 ~ A movie star

12 ~ A phone

13 ~ An angel

14 ~ A drunk guy

15 ~ A crack head

16 ~ A pillow

17 ~ A cat

18 ~ A teletubby

19 ~ A hobo

20 ~ Paris Hilton

21 ~ A dog

22 ~ A bird

23 ~ Elmo

24 ~ A rock star

25 ~ My toothbrush

26 ~ A glass of milk

27 ~ The kool-aid man

28 ~ A French fry

29 ~ A lesbian

30 ~ An emo

31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black ~ Because the voices told me to.

Pink ~ Because I wanted to.

Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown ~ because I’m on crack.

Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!

Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat

Green ~ Because big bird told me to.

Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

Top 5...

TV Shows:

1. Invader Zim

2. Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

3. Regular Show

4. Phineas and Ferb (2008-2009 is the best, 2010-2011 is OK, 2012 isn't the best.)

5. InuYasha

Movies:

1. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

2. Happy Gilmore

3. Level Up

4. Dumb and Dumber

5. Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension

Bands/Singers:

1. Linkin Park

2. Evanscence (W00T!!!)

3. Blink-182

4. Jason Derulo

5. Daft Punk

Colors:

1. Red

2. Black

3. Dark Purple

4. Neon Green

5. Dark Blue

I think thats it... if you would like to know anymore about me, just PM me.

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The Invader Zim Fanfiction Questionnaire...of Doom!

1) How many stories have you written for our favorite alien's world?

Around 12... one published.

2) Which one is your personal favorite?

I'm tied between The Girl Who Understands and The Time Limit.

3) Which one is your least favorite?

Probably The Rescue of Doom... I kind of stopped in the middle of it, because it was pretty suckish.

4) Which character do you write the most for?

Do OC's count? If not, Zim.

5) Favorite pairing to write for?

ZAKR, but not ZimxKeef, I'm not a crazy person, I mean ZimxKat. If only canon characters, then GAMR.

6) How many reviews have you gotton on your most popular story?

3. Wow, I'm unpopular, aren't I?

7) Any flames or bad reviews on any of your stories?

Kind of... it gave me advice but also accuse of Mary Sue-ness.

8) How long is your longest story?

4,915 words.

9) Oneshots, chapter fics, or series?

Writing 3. At the same time. All chapter fics.

10) Do you use spellcheck on all of your finished chapters on Open/LibreOffice or Word?

Just for misspelt words, I hate when Word says 'Fragment, consider revising'.

11) How many OC's do you have?

I have four. Kat, Fate, Blade and Jinx. I might make more. Later.

12) Does anyone accuse you of writing a Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu?

Yep. I don't really care though... non of my characters are 'Pretty Miss/Mister Perfect,' no matter HOW much it seems.

13) In your opinion, what's the best Invader Zim fanfiction ever?

It's tied between The Rules of Affection by XxDarkxBloodxX and Journey of a Lifetime! by TearsxOfxBlood.

14) What genre seems to be most written for?

Drama... my fics are pretty DRAMATIC. :o

15) Do you listen to music while writing? If so, what to you listen to?

Yes. I usually listen to Bruno Mars, Jason Derulo, Iyaz, Katy Perry, LMFAO, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Daft Punk, Evanscence, Linkin Park, and other junk like that.

16) Any yuoi/yuri stories?

No! o_O

17) What's the best review you've ever gotton?

Answering later...

18) What character do you feel you've written the best?

Dib.

19) How many Invader Zim stories are in your favorites?

7.

20) Last but not least... Quick, write a summary of a Gaz/Gir story!

Um... ok... maybe later...

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Random 10 IZ Questions (Not Copied and Pasted, made up by me)

1. What's the perfect couple? (One Canon, one OC's)

For canons, GAMR. That's so cute! And for OC's... ZAKR (ZimXKat). Pretty good.

2. What's the worst couple ever? (One canon, one OC's)

Canons? ZADR. They hate eachother, come on people! And OC's... I'm tied between BAFR (BladeXFate... *Shiver*) and TAJR (TakXJinx). Their TERRIBLE! My mind is suffering right now due to thinking about it.

3. What would you do if you owned Invader Zim?

Well, first of all, Kat, Fate, Blade and Jinx wouldn't be OC's (they be real!). Second, Galactic Civilizations 2 would have Irkens in them. Third, it would still be on-air.

4. If you were in the IZ world, would you be Irken, on Zim's side, Human, on Dib's side, or a hybrid of both, on neither side? Or would you just be against your kind?

Irken on Zim's side. Best choice, people.

5. In your world of awesomeness, what is there that is IZ-related?

ZAKR and Irkens... Irkens everywhere. That don't want to kill me.

6. Dib asks you if you want to help him spy on Zim tonight. What do you do?

"Are you kidding me?!" *Slaps him on the face*

7. Irkens start invading Earth. What do you do?

Sit back, eat some popcorn, and watch people suffer from inside.

8. If there was a soundtrack of 5 songs in your IZ Fan fictions, what 5 songs would fit on that soundtrack?

I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin, Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (for those DAFR [DibXFate] moments), ET by Katy Perry (for those ZAKR moments), American Idiot by Green Day (replace 'American' with 'Earth' for maximum understanding), and It Ends Tonight by The All-American Rejects.

9. Have you ever done an IPod Shuffle Game fanfic? If so, what were the most recent 10 songs?

I have. The 10 songs were:

-This is Radio Clash by The Clash (I don't know why I have it on my IPod, but I'm too lazy to delete it.)
-Peace Train by Cat Stevens (Same here. Why do I have this? I'm too lazy to delete it.)
-Learn To Fly by The Foo Fighters (Reminds me of The Food Fighters...)
-Bleed It Out by Linkin Park
-One Step Closer by Linkin Park (My IPod is terrible at shuffling. EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!)
-Faint by Linkin Park (Seriously, learn to shuffle!)
-What I've Done by Linkin Park (What the fudge cakes! Come on, you can do better than that!)
-Monkey Wrench by The Foo Fighters (THANK YOU!)
-1stp Klosr by Linkin Park (It's on the Reanimation album, remixes of all the songs on their first album. Explains the odd name.)
-I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin (Wow, connection to 8!)

10. Do you watch IZ more than you read/write fan fictions?

Although I hate to admit it, no. I usually write fan fictions everyday, with reading it at least 5 times in a week, I watch less IZ than writing it. I watch it... once or twice a week.

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My quotes:

~"I may be a cat person, but I am not an old lady."

~"Some people care about popularity. Some care if your cool or not. I care if I'm epic to myself. MMMKAY?!"

~"If you ever fell in love with a cartoon character, put your hands up! *Puts hands up*"

~"Shoo (you) are wrong!"

~"Muffins are very ugly cupcakes."

~"You've never watched IZ? Your life must suck."

~"Hey kids, did you know your currently with an extraterrestrial life form?"

~"Edward from Twilight is a fairy."

~"WHY?! WHY DID YOU EAT MY PIE?! IT WAS A GOOD PIE!"

~"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!" (ASDF movie action!)

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LOL = Little Old Ladies.

ROFL = Riding On Flying (or flaming) Llamas.

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing So Hard My Sombraro Falls Off And I Drop My Taco. :3

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The Rules of Revenge by DellaQueenBee reviews
"Why did you save me?" She asked the man weakly. Her life had turned for the worst. The man worked to fix up the irken. "Your like me, thirsting to get back at the people who hurt and ruined your life." Sequel to The Rules of Affection. Will update once or twice a week at the least.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Dib
The Rules of Affection by DellaQueenBee reviews
Warning: romanticness, violence,and swearing. Zim and Dib both like a girl named Lei who is secretly Irken. The Tallests send a bounty hunter after Lei and Tak is married to that certain bounty hunter and has a smeet like herself. What will happen? R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Time by Asiafish reviews
Dib and Finn switch places in each others' worlds as a result of a strange television incident and now must learn completely new ways of life in order to survive! What will become of our two boys? [ON HIATUS]
Crossover - Invader Zim & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Dib, Finn
The Time Limit reviews
When a shy, threatening Irken comes to Earth, she has plans to stop the Massive from wiping out the human race. But when she finds Zim, they end up hating eachother, but will they fall for eachother at the same time? Romances include: ZimXOC and DibXOC.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Zim