Ed and Al end up in our world, and I meet them. Now they must face a miniature colonel bastard, living in the basement, hentai, the Numa Numa song, the homunculi, and more. Multiple oc pairings. This series is over. Reasons in last two chapters.

When the transmutation ends with Alphonse with the body and mind of a three year old child, will Ed be able to handle the responsibility of older brother, and ultimately, father figure? The story behind Innocent Question. Rated T to be safe.