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Aka came into the world four score and seven years ago, in a genetics factory in Spain. The scientist who created her was a involved in a project that would yeild tiny superhumans, able to flip burgers and construct tacos at the speed of light, thus jumpstarting the fast food industry. Any fast food company that weilded such people would obviously dominate the industry, and therefore the project was kept in absolute secrecy. One day after a particularly hard session of ketchup-squirting, Aka decided it was time to blow that popsicle joint, because in the words of Horton the elephant, a person's a person, no matter how small. That and making fastfood is horribly dull.

She traveled the world, for forty days and forty nights, before she found a most wondrous place with quite the memorable name: Wonderland. Having been forced to fast on her journey (it's hard to stop to eat when one is being persued by vicious, military-trained ferrets after all) she hid under a rather large, technicolor mushroom, and of course, attempted to ingest the toadstool. Luckily the fungus tasted of the finest, most delicious Sour Patch Kids imaginable, so Aka was quite the happy 4"tall-superhuman. She ate and ate until she noticed that the 'shrooms had quite the interesting effect on her. Not only did thay ease her into pleasent, altered states of conciousness (aka, Fruity-Mushroom-Highs) but she was now the size of a normal person. And, HUZZAH! She had retained her super-fast-food-manufacturing abilities. The world was hers! So she set out to fulfill her dreams of World Domination and Global Conquest.

Aka built a working time machine by arranging french fries and mcflurries into the figure of a tesseract, and traveled back to the time of the Spartans. After kicking one into a pool ("YES, I REALIZE THIS IS SPARTA!!!" said she), she managed to overthrow thier government and take over. She then made some more fry-and-flurry-tesseracts and transported the Spartans to a tender point in world history: the 1940s.

Arranging the Spartans into a Straight-Superior-with-Distinguished-rated Marching Band, on June 6, 1944,they marched through the European streets, performing annoying music such as "Pomp and Circumstance" and "The Can Can". The Nazi armies retreated, bending to the will of the Fighting Spartan Marching Band. This miraculous day is now known as D-Day, or among some Celtic/Anglo-Saxon/Germanic Tribes as The Flight of the Bumblebee. This name most likely came about because one condition of the peace treaty that ensued called for Hitler to dance around in a bumblebee outfit. After he was done with is dance he was shot through the head 300 times by one of the marching spartans (though the same hole. Spartans are great sharpshooters). Sadly, the Bee costume is lost to history.

After this, governments everywhere were grateful to the Commander-in-Chief, AkaWarai. As not to alarm the citizens of the world, she was secretly inducted as the World Leader, and even today all nations bend to her will.

Her hobbies include: marching band, concert band, clarinet, other band stuff, drawing, writing, video games, anime, fantasy novels, animals, science magazines, and using a Philosopher's stone to appear as an average 15 year old. Popular theory states that she is anorexic. This theory stems from her svelte size and obvious preverence to Dr.Pepper over food. This theory is to be proved false, by me, her lawyer (aka Casey). In fact, the Spartans were a race of vampires (a favorite recipe of there's was a block of pork boiled in blood, with a dash of salt for flavor. Don't believe me? It's in the Florida State 10 Grade World History textbooks) and in order to efficiently rule them, she became a vampire (c'mon, how do you rule a country efficiently when every five minutes some guy pops up wanting to eat you?) Dr.Pepper, containing trace amounts of human blood, satisfies her appetite legally, without her having to murder people like some vamps before her (silly Bloody Mary).

She is currently living a peaceful life in Central Florida, attending public high school and staying active in extra curricular activities.