Hi people! I'm a cat! MEOW! no your not yes i am! no your not yes! no yes! rolls eyes hi im iner Kit/her sis. (most call me Satin), i'll be poping up randomly to annoy the crap out of her.

umm ... all ou really need to know abought me is DO NOT TEASE ME WITH A BOWL OF ROMEN!, i'll just end up sitting on you eating the romen ... this is your only warning... omg! romen where?!

Name: Kit Ride though most call me Kitten

Gender: Female

Age: hn.

From: Neither Heaven nor Hell, but a cruel mix of the two called life.

Fav color: red, silver, and black

Fav anime:

naruto

fruits basket

and far, far to many to count...

Fav quotes:

A good friend will bail you out of jail; But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying Dang, that was fun!

'Hello. I'm your subconscious! All you're gonna do by shaking your head like that is give yourself a migraine...either that or fall off the roof,' His subconscious said matter-of-factly.

'No way in hell am I this annoying!' Kyo thought to himself.

'You might not be, but I am!' His other self said.

'Then shut the hell up! You're bugging the crap out of me!' Kyo yelled at his other self in his head.

'Sorry. It's in the "Code of Subconscious’s". I'm supposed to bug the crap out of you.'

'Well, you're doing a damn good job...' Kyo muttered to his inner self

"Ugh...I didn't mean that. Stop apologizing. It's giving me a headache."

'Either that or from shaking your head like a lunatic,' his inner self said.

'I thought you said you'd shut up.'

"Um, Kyo-kun?" Tohru asked, interrupting Kyo's Head War III.

'Tohru and Kyo, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-!' his inner self sing-songed.

'SHUT UP! God, you're worse than Shigure!' Kyo said mentally as he chopped up some carrots and celery. Inner Kyo just chuckled to himself, as if he were three years old.

"Today for you, tomarow for me."~Angel 3

"No day but today."~Whole cast

"Will I wake tomarrow from this nightmare?"~Whole cast

"How do you measure a year in a life?" ~Whole cast

"Are YOU an MC?" ~ Me and my freinds (MC=molested chicken)

"I swear...To uphold the honor...OF BEING A MOLESTED CHICKEN!"-see above

“BARNEY!Gaara, see above. (Hell, this story has a Barney-crazed Gaara! You've just GOT to love this story!!)

"Ahhhh! Baka-chan!"~Me and my Bff

"Blah"~me and my bro

"Bite me"~i say this atleast 30 times a day

"shut up or ill kill u"~me again

"Midnight is the moon"~angel

"Have fun...in neverland"~bf

"Expect the mysterous and fantisy things in life."~A guy that is frequently appering in my dreams that i hate soooo much.

"Fishy!!" inside joke

"So your the b_tch that told the b_tch that im a b_tch. Well listen b_tch. It takes a b_tch to know a b_tch, b_tch!"

"You call me a b_tch? Well, a b_tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful, so thank you!"~see above

"...Did you understand a worrd she just said? Cuz i didn't...Wut?...Oh...Opps." ~ my friend.

"If payback's a bi_ch and revenge is sweet, I'm the sweetest bi_ch you'll ever meet"-see above

"No Sh_t Shirlock."~see above

"SUGAR!" ~Any of my friends or me on a sugar high- the only kind of high that's healthy to get on. (ok, no it's not...but to bad!)

"Damn straight!"- guess

"I'm confuzzadeded!"(pronounced Confuzz-a-did-did; I have(had) OFFICIAL COPYRIGHT ON CONFUZZADEDED!!)Deal with it baka

ps. the ones that are like this are from TrinityFire13Guardian137

the ones that are like this are from Aisu Tenshi although she most likly took them from TrinityFire13Guardian137 so they're probably all from her!

If both Heaven and Hell exist, then does that make life pergatory, a sick combination of the two?